My trade and art is to live.
How do you make 9992=998001 true?
If a tree falls in the forest and your not there, does it make a sound.
There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
A mission is a place where you ask nonbelievers to come and find faith and hope and feel love.
a taxi man goes up a one way street the wrong way and a police officer see's him and doesn't say any thing why????
Usually I do everything reverse. I practice something in movies and then I try it in real life.
Visit every country
We should regret our mistakes and learn from them, but never carry them forward into the future with us.
Visit an Amish community
What must you break to answer this riddle?
What is the difference between a man and a cat? One eats a lot, is lazy and doesnt care who brings the food. The other is a pet.
From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only what their passions and their metaphysical prejudices allow them to learn.
1)I walk on four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three at night, I am a _____ 2)A fruit that has a history with two great things to its name.Without these great things where would we be?In doubt and floating in limbo no less. 3)It brings pain, greif and suffering, It saddens most and brings the Grim Reaper to call. What is it? 4)Number1:1st letter Number2:1st letter Number3:1st letter 5)Answer this riddle but take heed, This answer you will need, To solve the bigger picture, An endless line that always returns to the point from which it started
I do not need the idea of God to explain the world I live in.
Participate in a Zombie Experience
My Bucket List * ~~Five gallon bucket~~ * ~~Mop bucket~~ * Bucket hat
A lot of people do not muster the courage to live their dreams because they are afraid to die.
why did the bear catch a cold?
Get PADI Dive Master certified
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick, Fat, I am slow, Wind is my foe. What am I?
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified.
Learn a martial art
I have a mouth, I do not talk, I always run, I never walk. What am I?
Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.
Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!
What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing
We know that there are significant health benefits from consuming more fruits and vegetables, and that's an opportunity for us to sort of move away from some of the meals that we've been preparing in the past.
God, to me, it seems, is a verb not a noun, proper or improper.
They were two twins named Daniel and David. David robbed a bank and got busted by the police. They were taken to court but David didn't get in trouble,WHY????????????????
Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks.
Women lie about their age men lie about their income.
I HAVE FOUR FINGERS THAT FIT FIRMLY LIKE A GLOVE I SAY TO YOU I'M STRONG AND BUILT UP RIGHT. WHEN IT COMES TO WAR I'M READY TO PUNCTURE ANYTHING IN MY WAY. THE KNIFE IS MY COUSIN I ENJOY FIGHTING WITH MEATS,SALADS, AND SOUPS.
Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness.
Physics does not change the nature of the world it studies, and no science of behavior can change the essential nature of man, even though both sciences yield technologies with a vast power to manipulate the subject matters.
When you have too much of me your bored. When you have too little of me you rush. What am I
I had a very famous trainer tell me once, 'You can usually train a wild animal but never tame a wild animal, ever.' They are always going to be wild, no matter what anybody says.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles
what goes around the world and stay in one corner
The duty of government is to leave commerce to its own capital and credit as well as all other branches of business, protecting all in their legal pursuits, granting exclusive privileges to none.
an english maid walked into a pitch black room. she knows that there is a kerosine lamp, a wood-burning stove , and a fireplace. she only has one match to light somthing. what should she light first?
A man ought to live so that everybody knows he is a Christian... and most of all, his family ought to know.
What did the Triangle say to the Circle? "Your life is pointless."
Work a wrestling match
Famous pivot stories are often failures but you don't need to fail before you pivot. All a pivot is is a change is strategy without a change in vision. Whenever entrepreneurs see a new way to achieve their vision - a way to be more successful - they have to remain nimble enough to take it.
seven hearts the journey will make and seven ways the heart will break flesh and bones and pooring rain come to me and il suck your brain. wat am i
How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit.
When too many Americans don't vote or participate, some see apathy and despair. I see disappointment and even outrage. And I believe that out of this frustration can come hope and action.
Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I?
Skinniness is not your friend when you're over 40. I'd like to gain a good 10 pounds, but I did always have a fat, round face that plagued me when I was young. When I started to make movies, I couldn't look at myself.
Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs
What can a spider weave that eyes no eyes, yet still can see.
It's a complex relationship when your dad happened to be president and you are president and then you have all the amateur psychology that goes on when people try to speculate about motivations.
Flag football
The true poet for me is a priest. As soon as he dons the cassock, he must leave his family.
Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? Because he was Baroque.
So you got a marshmallow, a pop sock, and a plank of good ol' wood. You're in a metal room with welded walls and doors, ceilings, and floors. THERE IS NO WAY OUT. But you CAN get out. How?
What has 4 eyes but cant see?
Visit the Falkland Islands
What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees!
I feel that directors at times are like the janitors on the set. I am the secretary, I am the organizer, I am the maid, and I ask if they have eaten or rested. The best things are always out of your control. It's those moments that surpass the imagination that are thrilling.
What kind of jokes do vegetables like?
You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.
What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
what do you use with big,old bowling balls?
What do you call a cavator that isn't a cavator anymore? an EXcavator