What comes once in a millenium once in a century twice in a decade 0 times in a month twice in a week 0 times in a day 0 times in an hour once in a minute and once in a second
Every religion is good that teaches man to be good and I know of none that instructs him to be bad.
Sometimes, surely, truth is closer to imagination or to intelligence, to love than to fact? To be accurate is not to be right.
There was an airplane circling around the border of Canada and America. The airplain made a sudden crash right on the border. Half of the people landed on Canada and half landed in America. Where do you bury the survivors?
They died hard, those savage men - like wounded wolves at bay. They were filthy, and they were lousy, and they stunk. And I loved them.
Imagine you are sinking in a row boat surrounded by sharks. How would you surive and avoid from being eaten?
what is the difference bettween an old scrunched up $10 note than a new one
Solutions-oriented campaigning with a little passion and a little humor I think that will go a long way. I think people are desperate for it.
Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard.
A man was found dead in a barn hanging by his neck from the roof the only things in the barn were a cow ,2 chickens and an old rocking chair there was a puddle underneith the man what happened?
i can move so fast you can't see me, i can move so slow i barely seem to move at all, i can also move so flowingly you float, i can go almost anywhere, from the sky to your own body, i also come from the ocean and the artic. who am i?
At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.
A plane crashes on the U.S Canada border.Where do you bury the survivors?????
People naturally change a lot during their 20s, so my songs reflect that progression.
I'd love to have First Lady Michelle Obama over and ask, 'How do you make your marriage work?' I think the president is sexy as all get-out, but he has got to get on her nerves some kind of way. He's this wonderful, powerful man, but she sees him leaving his socks on the floor.
My mother was a P.E. teacher, and she was kind of a fanatic about fitness and nutrition growing up, so it was ingrained in me at a young age. As I get older, I'm finding out it's not about getting all buffed up and looking good. It's more about staying healthy and flexible.
After every storm the sun will smile for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer.
Religions do a useful thing: they narrow God to the limits of man. Philosophy replies by doing a necessary thing: it elevates man to the plane of God.
God the Father, the supreme Architect, had already built this cosmic home we behold, the most sacred temple of His godhead, by the laws of His mysterious wisdom.
A man lives on top of a ten story apartment, but the elevator doesn't go to his floor. Why?
When it's born it has 4 legs.And then 2.When it's get older it has 3 legs.What is that thing?
A postsecondary education is the ticket to economic success in America.
My mom was a seamstress, and I wish I'd learned to sew because I'm obsessed with 'Project Runway!'
I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.
I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes that it has. Sometimes I have oatmeal. But if I'm feeling like I really want to be watching my weight more, then I definitely do a protein, like an omelet, scrambled eggs or some smoked salmon.
I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.
I believe consistency and orthogonality are tools of design, not the primary goal in design.
John waned a poition that would dissolve everthing it touched.It had been weeks since he had set the task. On the fourth week a very confident young man came in with a very bright,green,bubbling potion in a glass tube. The young man clamied it disolved evrything it touched but John took one look at it and set the young man away. WHY DID JOHN SEND THE YOUNG MAN AWAY WITHOUT TESTING IT?
We now have an opportunity, though, to do something we didn't do in the industrial age, and that is to get a leg up on this, to bring the public in quickly, to have an informed debate.
Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.
So much of what we do as artists is a combination of personal experience and imagination, and how that all creeps into your work is not so linear.
So, there's a one story house, and everything is green, the walls, the floors, the furniture, everything. What color are the stairs?
There is a magician he is practicing holding his breath, he can hold is breath for 2 minutes. A boy comes along and says that is easy I can hold my breath for 10 minutes. They make a bet and whoever holds their breath underwater the longest wins $1,000,000.So they do it and the kid wins. How did he do it?
None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.
Imagine your in a room, on all sides of this room is a concrete wall, on the top, another concrete wall. In this room there is nothing but a chair and a mirror. How do you get out??
I think you can learn as much from success as you can from failure.
Part of what I enjoy about the theatre and acting is that sense of history.
Honesty and integrity are absolutely essential for success in life - all areas of life. The really good news is that anyone can develop both honesty and integrity.
A man, exausted from his long journey decides to go to sleep..he shuts off all the lights and goes to sleep..when he wakes up he has already killed 365 people. he does not sleep walk and slept all night like a baby..how is this possible?
If normal monkeys eat bananas what do special monkeys eat?
Of two pleasures, if there be one which all or almost all who have experience of both give a decided preference, irrespective of any feeling of moral obligation to prefer it, that is the more desirable pleasure.
Poverty entails fear and stress and sometimes depression. It meets a thousand petty humiliations and hardships. Climbing out of poverty by your own efforts that is something on which to pride yourself but poverty itself is romanticized by fools.
I am rounded but wide, furry and yet shy, you favour my insides to the outi am bountiful without any doubt. What am i?
You can change your world by changing your words... Remember, death and life are in the power of the tongue.
If you give it, you destroy it. If you keep it, it will still exist.
I probably grow half my food. It's a good way to keep perspective.