there were 4 men on a boat. the boat sank and not a singel man got wet, what happened?
To show a child what once delighted you, to find the child's delight added to your own - this is happiness.
There were three guys that died on Christmas. They were sent to heaven, but only could enter if they each brought one thing that represented Christmas. The first guy brought a stocking, and god let him in. The second guy brought a ornament, and god let him in also. The third guy brought him a pair of underwear. All three of their spirits rested in heaven. How is the third guy in heaven?
It's not the normal way to look at things but I experienced death at a really young age and because of that it's been part of my mental landscape that death is really very possible.
Were would your rather be: -Trapped in a burning room -In a room closing in on itself -In a room with 10 skilled assasins -Or in a room with 6 lions that haven't eaten in 4 years.
What is it that everyone requires, everyone gives, everyone asks and that very few take?
Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is.
as i was walking down the streeet i met a loudon man he tiped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle i said his name.
I like to write and draw and paint, and my mom's an artist, so I think I get caught up in thinking, 'I'm afraid it's gonna be bad,' and it's hard for me to start sometimes.
Fear cannot be banished, but it can be calm and without panic it can be mitigated by reason and evaluation.
There was a buss with 26 people in it. Then, they decided to cross the Golden Gate Bridge. When they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. Also, no one got out from the bus. What happened?
I feel like a lot of the female relationships I see on TV or in movies are in some way free of the kind of jealousy and anxiety and posturing that has been such a huge part of my female friendships, which I hope lessens a little bit with age.
i smell bad and im fat who am i
So long as you do not achieve social liberty, whatever freedom is provided by the law is of no avail to you.
Picking a best friend who stands up for what she believes in, is true to herself and allows you to be yourself without judgement of how 'cool' you are? Well, now you're picking a friend for life.
Tall I am young, short I am old. With life I glow... Yet breath is my foe.
What starts in e and ends in e and has only 1 letter???
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
Solidarity is an attitude of resistance, I suppose, or it should be.
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If somebody for some reason, for music or for movie, becomes famous, it's because they have something, something special.
The best history is but like the art of Rembrandt it casts a vivid light on certain selected causes, on those which were best and greatest it leaves all the rest in shadow and unseen.
Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can't give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school.
What runs around a city but never moves?
A man rode into town on a Friday, stayed 2 days, and left on a Thursday. How is this possible?
The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.
We live less and less, and we learn more and more. Sensibility is surrendering to intelligence.
To this wonderful page in our country's history another more glorious still will be added, and the slave shall show at last to his free brothers a sharpened sword forged from the links of his fetters.
I think I'd be a great mom, honestly. I don't think I'll have any problem giving them all the love in the world. Discipline will be the hard part.