Look, I think the worst case scenario is obvious. I think first of all it doesn't work for very long. It's an unstable government that raises taxes and destroys the image we're building for Canada as a strong place to invest.
When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?
Some of us might find happiness if we quit struggling so desperately for it.
The eternal darkness, devoid in space. In one place I am the other I’m not. To some I exist to others I don’t. I go forever but never I’m not. I am eternal like some or not. What am I?
Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.
I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.
The maker doesn't want it, The buyer doesn't need it, and the user never sees it. What is it?
There is no correlation between happiness and amounts of money.
Imagine John, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram. While taking a walk he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms. John weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms. John reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold. How did he manage this?
A electric train was heading north. He went through a tunnel. the wind was very strong! Which way did the steam blow?
I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.
I am perfectly round but I am untouchable. Wind can effect me. What am I?
Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.
I make you're hands sweat and your heart cold. What am i??????
I began revolution with 82 men. If I had to do it again, I do it with 10 or 15 and absolute faith. It does not matter how small you are if you have faith and plan of action.
What happened in 1961 and won't happen again until 6009?
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
one day some explorers found adam and eve and they were frozen cause they were in a big icecube how did they kknow it was Adam and Eve???
Three guys go into a resterant and have the same meal and drinks. The bill adds up to $30 so they decide to pay $10 each. The waitress who was honest but not completly honest relised the bill was $25 so she gave them each $1 back and kept $1 for herself, what happened to the last dollar?
I have come to understand and appreciate writers much more recently since I started working on a book last fall. Before that, I thought golf writers got up every morning, played a round of golf, had lunch, showed up for our last three holes and then went to dinner.
Looking after my health today gives me a better hope for tomorrow.
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
I am small, I cause cars to crash, I am liquid, but I am a solid, I am sold in the store, I am not sold in the store, I come in only 3 colors, I smell like garbage, I can fly, I cannot be found in the ocean, I am always 150 degrees fahrenheit. Can you answer this riddle?
But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist.
a man takes a women to see a film the saw what they saw and the film was then sawed into litle peices and they saw it all happen what film did they saw i mean see
Whether you like it or not, you're forced to come to the realisation that death is out there. But I don't fear death, I'm a fatalist. I believe when it's your time, that's it. It's the hand you're dealt.
Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the Gods.
Some cogs are tigs. All tigs are bons. Some bons are pabs. Some pabs are tigs. Therefore, cogs are definitely pabs.--- TRUE or FALSE?
What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup - that's good in bed.
Why Does 1 = 3 2 = 3 3 = 5 4 = 4 5 = 4 6 = 3 7 = 5 8 = 5 9 = 4 10 = 3
Well, the big products in electronics in the '50s were radio and television. The first big computers were just beginning to come in and represented the most logical market for us to work in.
My only problem is the fear that opposition bowlers might go for my fingers and that's why I was scared of the short ball. Now I am struggling with the ball pitching up and swinging away. I just keep nicking that one.
think of a number 1 through 10.add 5.then add 10. now subtract the number you started with.
What is wonderful about great literature is that it transforms the man who reads it towards the condition of the man who wrote.
The only real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone.
what is really really light but no even the strongest man can hold it for a while
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature.
Maria is the best reason to come home.
My goal in the beginning was to buy my mother a house. Now I realize, okay, if I really focus and become a key player in business, then I can build an empire.
My birth neither shook the German Empire nor caused much of an upheaval in the home. It pleased mother, caused father a certain amount of pride and my elder brother the usual fraternal jealousy of a hitherto only son.
What is the question you can never say yes to?
My dad was good with actions.
A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?
It all starts with the script: it's not worth taking myself away from my family if I don't have something I'm really passionate about.
Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
A person drives pass a street and becomes glad, while the person on the street gets mad. If the person who drove stopped on the street, that person would have been sad; while the person of the street would have been glad.
I do believe that freedom isn't free - but today the corporate and political right wing is trying to cheapen this truly American value. They've been cynically using the word 'freedom' to rally the American public against its own best interests.
What word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates?
A test of a people is how it behaves toward the old. It is easy to love children. Even tyrants and dictators make a point of being fond of children. But the affection and care for the old, the incurable, the helpless are the true gold mines of a culture.
But men are men the best sometimes forget.
We need to understand that we as citizens and as a government in any community throughout this country have no more important obligation than to educate those who are going to replace us.
I man was born in Greece, raised in Spain, and died in San Fransico, what is he?
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.
what boss do corn hate the most?
Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants.
None speak of the bravery, the might, or the intellect of Jesus but the devil is always imagined as a being of acute intellect, political cunning, and the fiercest courage. These universal and instinctive tendencies of the human mind reveal much.
There are good and bad times, but our mood changes more often than our fortune.
Life is so fresh, life is every day so new if we are fighting, only for the best. Sometimes I think the only real satisfaction in life is failure, failure in your endeavor to do your best.
Can a man marry his widows siter?
I knew at a young age, whether I was playing baseball or hockey or lacrosse, that my teammates were counting on me, whether it be to strike the last batter out in a baseball game or score a big goal in a hockey game.
Kings and Queens may cling to power, and the Jesters got his call. But as you may discover the common one out ranks them all. What is It?
Please Add the numbers below.. 1000 + 40 + 1000 + 30 + 1000 + 20 + 1000 + 10. What does it make?
The man who has done his best has done everything.
A man is found dead in a cabin in the woods. How did he die?
I came from a broken home, so my mom was a major influence in my life.