Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless.
In 2002, the most popular boat name in the U.S. was Liberty
Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. What was it?
A chemical compound known as DHA is a common active ingredient in what beauty product?
During the days of segregation, there was not a place of higher learning for African Americans. They were simply not welcome in many of the traditional schools. And from this backward policy grew the network of historical black colleges and universities.
Sing in the shower.
Visit the Hagia Sophia
Cryptography
Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the "L" out of them!
There are six million parts in the Boeing 747-400.
A book about fashion and gay culture "Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" takes its title from what Christmas carol?
Your best is going to change from moment to moment it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick.
Put this together and you are done Twenty five years ago this was never done Sometimes large sometimes small, figure it out and win it all This is a first of two (Referring to the sound) Something you do at home and not at a store It is slightly bigger than your hands You usually keep this on a table
Cricket
It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like.
Save a life
Love is perfect, even when we are not.
Paul Hunn holds the record for the loudest burp, which was 118.1 decibels, which is as loud as a chainsaw
`Famous for their work on modernist furniture design, Charles and Ray Eames were related how?
The player had the puck and there was an empty net, why didnt he score?
Velcro. What a rip off.
When something goes wrong in life, just shout "plot twist!" and carry on.
Badminton
Attend a traditional black tie ball
What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch
A meteor has only destroyed one satellite, which was the European Space Agency's Olympus in 1993.
On food packaging, a circle with a "U" indicates that the food is certified as what?
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
Model engineering
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
Visit the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville
Death and Decay A room with no windows or doors Walks in the night, grows in a day, Is found where there is death and decay.
A 2010 study by dating Web site Badoo.com found which of these nation's women to be most flirtatious online?
The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long
I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble.
I'm into 'The Walking Dead,' 'Shaun of the Dead,' obviously, and I've seen all the Romero movies. I am a classic zombie queen. And I love the White Walkers on 'Game of Thrones.' Weirdly, it wasn't until pretty late in life that I found my entry point into horror films.
What goes up and never comes down?
If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch.
Go tidal bore rafting on the Bay of Fundy
Humor
Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off.
On his past troubles,who admitted to Leno on a 2011 "Tonight Show" appearance, "I realized I was pretty much LOSING"?
The longest distance a deepwater lobster has been recorded to travel is 225 miles
I have to say when we talk about the treatment of these prisoners that I would guess that these prisoners wake up every morning thanking Allah that Saddam Hussein is not in charge of these prisons.
whats black and white and red all over?
Most things are not as bad as you think they are.
Spend a night in an igloo
Creative writing
Every three days a human stomach gets a new lining
By definition, intelligence deals with the unclear, the unknown, the deliberately hidden. What the enemies of the United States hope to deny we work to reveal.
A 2010 study found that nearly 70% of what imported item failed to live up to its claims of being "extra virgin"?
What's cold and scary?! I-scream!
There was a rooster and it was on the right. It was laying an egg. Where did the egg go? Left or the right?
The sun always shines above the clouds.
Shopping
Have my tarot read
Chinese Crested dogs can get acne
A blacksmith works primarily with what metal?
What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer.
i am in the middle of all crosses, also in all snakes, you can always find me in the sun but always in darkness
Olympic Gold changed me and my life dramatically. I became a celebrity overnight and people see me as a famous skater, not a real person.
Have a pisco sour in Peru
Never buy cheap cling film.
Poetry
On television, Dr. Gregory House's apartment number is "221B," a nod to what famous literary sleuth's address?
I think there are a whole host of things that are civil rights, and then there are other things - such as traditional marriage - that, I think, express a community's concern and regard for a particular institution.
Pucks hit by hockey sticks have reached speeds of up to 150 miles per hour
What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes? Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed.
Stripping
Attend the Highland Games
who sing i wana love u?
Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
A bill of fare is more commonly known as a what?
Herbert Hoover, who was the 31st president of the United Stated, turned over all the Federal salary checks he received to charity during the 47 years he was in government
A people without the knowledge of their past history, origin and culture is like a tree without roots.
How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection
There are four brothers, one of them can run but never weary, one of them can eat but never be full, one of them can drink but never be thirsty, one of them can sing any type of song. Who were these brothers?
Archery
Complete a Bachelor’s Degree
One-third pound stalk of broccoli contains more vitamin C than 204 apples
As a result of the digital age and the decline of first-class mail, there is no question that the Postal Service must change and develop a new business model.
On the FDA Nutrition Facts food label,the abbreviation "DV" stands for "daily" what?
Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons? Because it wanted autumnomy
Everything in moderation, including moderation itself.
Driving
Attend La Tomatina
If Pablo put the riddles in his shoe. And Mae saw him do it. Then he left the room. Came back and set the shoe on the floor.Then an hour latter he came back and saw the shoe emty. How can he still have the riddles?
Quality beats quantity.
On average, what is the most abundant gas released into the atmosphere by a volcano?
There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out.
The average price for a major league baseball game in 2004 is $19.82
My business was great, and in such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy.
Drive across the Nullabor
Car riding
The man who made it doesn't want it, The man who bought it doesn't need it, The man who has it can't see it... What is it???
What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e]-lacs!
In the classic folk song "On Top of Old Smoky," what is "Old Smoky"?
Smokers are twice as likely to develop lower back pain than non-smokers
I'm a happy man, because I am successful in what I do, of course but what makes me most happy is I have people around me that I love and who love me back. This, for me, is the most important thing. Nobody likes to be alone.
Try using an old idea.
Visit all five of China’s Sacred Mountains
Swimming
I am lighter than a feather, but most men can't hold me for long. What am I?
Dipsomania refers to an insatiable craving for alcoholic beverages
On the Internet, the abbreviation "LOL" typically denotes which of these emotional states?
Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant.
Snowshoeing
Don't cross the streams.
Attend a champagne breakfast
If you are an american in the living room than what are you in the bathroom?
What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the "R" but it's really the "C". Happy talk like a pirate day!
A blanket or shawl made of colored squares sewn or crocheted together is called a what?
Poetry is not only dream and vision it is the skeleton architecture of our lives. It lays the foundations for a future of change, a bridge across our fears of what has never been before.
Macadamia nuts are not sold in their shells because it takes 300 pounds per square inch of pressure to break the shell
Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese.
Puzzles
Attend a live polo match
TRIVIA ME THIS: Question: What creature can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done.
In a day, kids in the U.S. that are between the ages of 2 - 8 spend 28 minutes of their time coloring
The mark of fear is not easily removed.
A 1995 documentary subtitled "Hollywood Madam" examines the rise and fall of what scandalous figure?
what is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing?
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Automobilism
Stream myself gaming on Twitch TV
Fail. Fail again. Fail better.
What's a difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Colour is not an indicator for the taste or ripeness in cranberries
One of the best animated films I've seen come out of Disney was the Tarzan movie. I wasn't crazy about the story or the design on Tarzan's face, but the traditional animation was spectacular.
A 1960s TV character played by Al Lewis, Count Vladimir Dracula is better known by what name?
it was a bright sunday morning when Mr. Brown was murdered. a detective told every one in the house to say what they were doing at the time. WIFE:i was sleeping CHEIF: i was cooking BUTLER:i was cleanig MAID :i was getting the mail who did it?
tabletop games
Visit the Black Forest
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together.
A Boston native,what late night host's sister made her film debut as one of the Eklund sisters in "The Fighter"?
The "naked recreation and travel" industry has grown by 233% in the past decade
Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat, you go, 'Cat, come here.' He doesn't come to you unless you have something in your hand that he thinks might be food. They're very free animals, and I like that.
I built my house with 32 white pillars. Then I painted the floor red.What kind of house is it?
As you get older, learn never to trust a fart.
Explore Tokyo
Podcast hosting
It would take about fourteen and half million notes of currency to build a mile high stack
What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows...
A 20th-century fashion icon, Gabrielle Chanel was better known by what nickname?
Most employees want to be involved in a successful business and most employees are happy for people running successful businesses to be paid a reasonable wage and a market rate for it, provided they understand the reason. What they hate most of all is pay for failure.
I can Run, But i can only move if something else moves, What Am I?
Eliminate the unnecessary.
See icebergs up close
Pickleball
The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long
What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller
7-Eleven stores were temporarily converted into Kwik E-marts to promote the release of what movie?
If I were running to be somebody, there are a lot of easier sombodies to be. After all, running against the incumbent governor of your own party in your home state is not the next logical step in a political life.
whom who makes it, doesnt need it. whom who needs it doesnt want it, what is it
When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure.
Work in construction
Brazilian jiu-jitsu
The longest distance a deepwater lobster has been recorded to travel is 225 miles
A chemical compound known as DHA is a common active ingredient in what beauty product?
Why did the camera go to the doctor? It had a low light problem.
When in doubt, mumble when in trouble, delegate when in charge, ponder.
You run to the pitch. You jump. You walk. You ride a skateboard.
If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch.
Home improvement
Tour the Biltmore Estate
Anger is implanted in us as sort of sting, to make us gnash with our teeth against the devil, to make us vehement against him, not to set us in array against each other.
What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler
In the classic version of Monopoly,the two "utility companies" are Water Works and the what?
One out of 20 people have an extra rib
what thing is in the middle of the sea?
See the flowers bloom in the Simpson Desert
If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens.
Figure skating
Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles.
I was never afraid of failure after that because, I think, coming that close to death you get kissed. With the years, the actual experience of course fades, but the flavor of it doesn't. I just had a real sense of what choice do I have but to live fully?
In the classic book "The Swiss Family Robinson," the Robinsons build a makeshift house where?
I can break buildings, make things rust, distroy earth. But yet, I'm not a thing you can touch, see, hear, smell or taste me. What am I?
Railway journeys
Tail-gate an American football game
The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look like independent thinkers.
A breakthrough in fashion,"jeggings" are leggings designed to look like what?
The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long
Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? They move in different circles.
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right.
Visit the Galapagos Islands
Playing musical instruments
A 2009 New York Times article coined the term "Ralph Kramden" to refer to what physical trait?
What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz
Macadamia nuts are not sold in their shells because it takes 300 pounds per square inch of pressure to break the shell
Security is, I would say, our top priority because for all the exciting things you will be able to do with computers - organizing your lives, staying in touch with people, being creative - if we don't solve these security problems, then people will hold back.
Im black white and red all over what am I?
One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends.
Slot car
Record a song
One gallon of pure maple syrup weighs 11 pounds
What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper
Controversy equalizes fools and wise men - and the fools know it.
On December 21, 1864, General Sherman's famous "March to the Sea" concluded with the capture of what Southern city?
I am that which is hunted, and this panes me. Do you dig, Stone? What am I?
You will always regret the round of Tequila.
Go on a police ridealong
Gardening
What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
In the classic story "Peter Pan," what does Wendy use to reattach Peter's shadow?
The longest distance a deepwater lobster has been recorded to travel is 225 miles
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist.
Nordic skating
Barter in the Djmaa el Fna
In the children's book "The Little Engine That Could",what is the engine attempting to deliver?
My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*!
Approximately 40% of the U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit by the end of the Civil War
An old fellow which has 2 sons gives one of his sons 10 cents and the other son 15 cents. at what time does he give him the money?
Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off
Go wreck-diving
Qigong
Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!
A Boston native,what late night host's sister made her film debut as one of the Eklund sisters in "The Fighter"?
I like to go from mainstream movies to more artsy films. I don't sign on for the money. Maybe I should, but I don't. There's always a good reason for doing something.
A boy is allowed to take one cookie from the jar, but at the end there are no cookies left, but he kept his promise of one cookie. How were all the cookies gone?
Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow.
Visit Easter Island
Homebrewing
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.*
One-third pound stalk of broccoli contains more vitamin C than 204 apples
In the Bible, whose height is given as "six cubits and a span," somewhere between nine and twelve feet?
When you have to get into the character each morning, give it your voice, your face, it was torture.
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?
Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them.
Chemistry
Live in a different country for a year
We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here, says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
On television, Dr. Gregory House's apartment number is "221B," a nod to what famous literary sleuth's address?
Most lipstick contains fish scales
To communicate the truths of history is an act of hope for the future.
IF GOD CAN DO ANYTHING, IS IT POSIIBLE FOR HIM TO CREATE A STONE SO HEAVY THAT EVEN HE CANNOT LIFT.
Value the people in your life.
Attend a match at the MCG
Benchmarking
In the classic tale "Moby Dick," Moby Dick is what kind of whale?
A meteor has only destroyed one satellite, which was the European Space Agency's Olympus in 1993.
I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.
What happens at night in Bangladesh? It gets Dhaka
Visit Meteora
some people prize it and and wished they had it some people dont realize they have it and dont really care about it u get this given to u everyday and u use it everyday
Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them.
Farming
On an '80s TV series, a plucky orphan named Penelope Brewster was better known as what?
I've been an atheist since I was nine years old. And my mom is really religious, so we have a strange relationship. But if my mother was right, what would be the reason that the gods could let anything bad happen in the world?
What does a rock do all day? Nothing.
A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine
When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure.
Get a tattoo
Racquetball
What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office.
The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination.
The reason why hair turns gray as we age is because the pigment cells in the hair follicle start to die, which is responsible for producing "melanin" which gives the hair colour
On December 21, 1864, General Sherman's famous "March to the Sea" concluded with the capture of what Southern city?
You are try to shoot the birds down. You see a tree that has 10 birds, with a BANG! One bird fell. How many birds are left on the tree?
Drift dive
Gold prospecting
It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like.
Macadamia nuts are not sold in their shells because it takes 300 pounds per square inch of pressure to break the shell
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
What's cold and scary?! I-scream!
i have quite alot of fer, i have four legs,i can be any color exept blue,green or purple unless you color die me. what am i?
Visit Stull, Kansas
You're not as fat as you think you are.
Tourism
In the business abbreviation "R & D," the "R" stands for what?
On the human body, the intercostal muscles are located where?
Men in their early twenties shave an average of four times a week
So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?" And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
What has four legs in the morning two legs at midday and three legs in the evening
Don't feed Mogwais after midnight.
Metal detecting
Become a grandparent
On the 2010 Fortune Global 500 list of the world's largest companies,3 of the top 4 are in what sector?
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.
Pucks hit by hockey sticks have reached speeds of up to 150 miles per hour
If what goes up must come down, what comes down that must go up...???
See Mount Roraima
Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head.
I support farming and math... I'm pro-tractor.
tabletop games
The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth is called Arachibutyrophobia
In the classic story "Peter Pan," what does Wendy use to reattach Peter's shadow?
Writing is a solitary occupation. Family, friends, and society are the natural enemies of the writer. He must be alone, uninterrupted, and slightly savage if he is to sustain and complete an undertaking.
This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say 'Get a life' on them.
Don't take it personally.
Karate
Climb a glacier
there was an old man, he looked on the ground and drew his name on the ground. Whats was his name?
Humans are born with 300 bones in their body, however when a person reaches adulthood they only have 206 bones. This occurs because many of them join together to make a single bone
It was amazing that during rehearsals, without any of the costume on, the character was there complete. It just happened. Half the time, I didn't know I was doing it.
In the classic story "Peter Pan," what does Wendy use to reattach Peter's shadow?
Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh?
Aircraft spotting
Explore the Fjordlands National Park on foot
Don't burn bridges.
What is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
One gallon of pure maple syrup weighs 11 pounds
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
I'm a dad and that's pretty important.
What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? *P*, Even Superman can't hold it.
Climbing
Celebrate Thanksgiving in the United States
True happiness always resides in the quest.
The sharp slim blade, that cuts the wind. What is it?
What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs.
In the classic folk song "On Top of Old Smoky," what is "Old Smoky"?
The Flintstones cartoon was the first thirty-minute cartoon to be aired during prime time
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch.
Shooting sports
See a solar eclipse
I have three eyes.When the red one opens,all freeze.
Baskin Robbins plain vanilla ice cream is the number one selling flavour and accounts for a quarter of their sales
And you can't have a prosperous economy when the government is way overspending, raising tax rates, printing too much money, over regulating and restricting free trade. It just can't be done.
A bill of fare is more commonly known as a what?
What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black
You're not that important; it's what you do that counts.
Snowshoeing
Attend the Jinju Lantern Festival
emily cooked dinner for her friends. what is different about this sentence?
What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer.
Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.
The fur of the binturong, also known as the "Asian Bear Cat," smells like popcorn. The scent is believed to come from a gland located near the tail
On the 2010 Forbes 400 list, what billionaire identifies himself as residing in Medina, Washington?
You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep.
Feng shui decorating
Hike to Everest Base Camp
How do u cross a deep wide valley with an unlimeted supply of ropes but u cannot attach the ropes to anything how would you cross that valley?
In 1865, the U.S. Secret Service was first established for the specific purpose to combat the counterfeiting of money
what can a blind man see, a deaf woman hear, a mute (dumb) child say and if we eat it we will die?
In the children's classic "Goodnight Moon," what is the last thing that is bid "Goodnight"?
Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist.
I still remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?!"
One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want.
Eat a Cornish pasty in Cornwall
Mineral collecting
What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye-fi.
Dipsomania refers to an insatiable craving for alcoholic beverages
I would like to be as fit as I've always been. I've been blessed with good health, I've been blessed with stamina. Particularly for those great classical roles, you need an Olympian stamina. I, fortunately, have that.
A blacksmith works primarily with what metal?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments.
Podcast hosting
Write and share poetry
What was the presedents name in 1950?
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes
In the board game Risk,what continent has the most territories for a player to occupy?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? "Look grandpa, no hands!"
I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse.
Do not compare yourself with others.
Hobby tunneling
Fly First Class
What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
Every morning I run around the block 5 times... ...Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley
There was 5 sheep in the back of a farming truck. If 2 of those sheep jumped, How many sheep are left?
Our songs touch people, and take them back to a time when there was no threat of terrorism, when you didn't have to lock your doors and when Mom and Dad took care of everything.
Share positive energy.
A bit in a gossip column that doesn't mention any names is often called a what?
Spot a celebrity
Archery
In the classic T.V. series "The Waltons," the Walton family lives in which U.S. state?
How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
We are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of Nature has placed in our power... the battle, sir, is not to the strong alone it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave.
Pitcher Darold Knowles once pitched all seven games of one World Series
Sponsor a child
Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt.
Watch making
Your in a tool shed with the door locked. how do you get out?