What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows
My mom, who's been in the restaurant business for 40 years, is the number-one influence in my life. But I look up to a lot of people in the industry. Tops on my list is Mario Batali. My mom and Mario taught me the same lesson: Food is love.
Forbidden pleasures alone are loved immoderately when lawful, they do not excite desire.
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It is difficult to imagine how any behavior in the presence of another person can avoid being a communication of one's own view of the nature of one's relationship with that person and how it can fail to influence that person.
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots.
I recently came back from a trip. Today is Tuesday, I came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow. When did I return?
The Navy's paid for you to go through school, and then they need doctors to go out and take care of people who are in various different parts of the world. I decided to pay back my time first as an undersea medical officer. I was stationed in Scotland.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort.
What weighs nothing yet the strongest man could not hold it for more than 5 minutes?
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.
The intense happiness of our union is derived in a high degree from the perfect freedom with which we each follow and declare our own impressions.
If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
a worm is in a ten foot hole. Every day, he goes up two feet and drops down one. How many days will it take to have the worm get out of the hole???
There once was a son and a dad driving along the road when suddenly they had a wreck and the father was killed. The son was instantly rushed to the hospital. A doctor came out of a room and looked at the child. "I can not operate on this child,"she said."He is my son." How can this be?
He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us.
Failure's not a bad thing. It builds character. It makes you stronger.
It's all about who's where on the food chain. When I'm the story editor, I expect my writers to follow my vision. When I'm working for another editor, I'm obliged to follow their vision.
i'm a tringal.i'm god and tasty.What am I?
Having bodyguards is just part of being famous, I think.
We had cocktail parties and I'd stay up until 5 in the morning.
A man lives on the 10th floor of his apartment building. Every day when he leaves for work he takes the elevator to the 1st floor. When he comes back from work he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way to the 10th floor. Why does he stop at the 7th floor on his way back home?
Life is the most exciting opportunity we have. But we have one shot. You graduate from college once, and that's it. You're going out of that nest. And you have to find that courage that's deep, deep, deep in there. Every step of the way.
The world sees in our conduct, in our behaviour, the proof that we are the real children of God.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
why did the caterpiller take so long to come out of the house?
I light Up your life I inspire your soul A gift to mankind Not easily given What am I?
I don't want to make movies for kids, and I don't want to make movies for adults either.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
There's an absolute prejudice that good movies are dramas and comedies are more dismissable. But I couldn't disagree more.
We have three centers: the emotional center, the intellectual center, and the physical body center. Each one of them has its own intelligence. How much better would we be if all three were working in unison?
WHAT MEN PLEED FOR AT THE FIRST MOMENTS MEET. WHAT BOYS FEAR FOR AT EVERY CORNER. WHAT WOMEN ARE EXPERTS AT . AND WHAT GIRLS WERE BORN TO DO. WHAT IS IT??
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.
My curiosity and my appetite for evolving as an actor is one of the main components of me still working today in the business.
There is a 1 story house with one thing that's wrong. Here is a list of what is has: 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms ( with a shower and bath tub ) An office A flight of stairs A kitchen A family room A living room And furniture and decorations. What's wrong with the house?
Agricultural practice served Darwin as the material basis for the elaboration of his theory of Evolution, which explained the natural causation of the adaptation we see in the structure of the organic world. That was a great advance in the knowledge of living nature.
You have two coins that equal 30 cents and one of them can not be a nickel.. What are the coins?
Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's something I experience, but that's not where I live.
I would go to work from 9 to 6, go home, nap for two hours, then write from 8 to 2 a.m.
I know what real courage is, and I understand true compassion.
What 3 common songs have the same meleody?
All that's bright must fade, The brightest still the fleetest; All that's sweet was made But to be lost when sweetest.
Can someone within that society walk into the town square and say what they want without fear of being punished for his or her views? If so, then that society is a free society. If not, it is a fear society.
I have five i's but cannot see I have a mouth but cannot speack I have a bed but do not sleep What am I?
I am a lightbulb. Someone flicks the switch. I usually turn on, but i didn't this time. The person checks the outlet, and i am plugged in all the way. Why didn't i turn on.
Home is where one starts from.
While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future.
There was an man, he was in the jungle. He saw an bear and an lion, he had only one bullet to save his life. Who did he shoot?
My mom was a big 'Smurfs' fan, so she would force me to watch every Saturday morning. I had no choice in the matter. I would jump downstairs on Saturday morning, 'Hurray, cartoons!' and she would say, 'Smurfs! That's what you're watching.'
I was getting to bed about 10 P.M. so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11, and because I was putting the prosthetics on for five hours, I had to be up at 3 in the morning.
You make movies for the people. If critics happen to like them too, well, that's a home run.
one fine summer day two fathers and two sons went fishing at their favorite lake.they fished and talked all morning long and by noon everyone had caught one fish.as the two fathers and two sons walked back home everyone was happy because everyone had caught one fish even though there were only three fish had been caught. two fathers and two sons.only three fish were caught and no fish were lost.how can this have happened?
When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance.
a guy builds a house with all the sides facing north and a bear walks by what colour is the bear?
All in the Family was intellectual it was art.
For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties to leave the past to history, especially as I propose to write that history myself.
When you cease to dream you cease to live.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship-never.
I envelope you in darkness, but you see many things. I can be resisted, but a lack of me leaves rings. What am I?