Family, nature and health all go together.
There's a small club of women who are willing to age.
an i dance and i am all over the world
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. "This barrel of wine is more than half full," said the Madam. "No it's not," says the man. "It's less than half full." Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
I'm learning as I go. I don't know everything. I never had anybody to look at, nobody ever taught me, and where I'm from I didn't have any famous role models.
Dreams are necessary to life.
The realities of the world seldom measure up to the sublime designs of human imagination.
You wake up in a room with a table and a mirror. How do you get out?
a man is cheating on another mans wife. the husband comes home to find the man he thinks is the cheater. so he knocks him unconsious and tosses him out the window. but because hes really angry he tosses the fridge on him as well. in heaven two men come up to god because they died. one is the man who was thrown out the window who is the second man and how did he die?
Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?
I grew up on the crime stuff. Spillane, Chandler, Jim Thompson, and noir movies like Fuller, Orson Welles, Fritz Lang. When I first showed up in New York to write comics back in the late 1970s, I came with a bunch of crime stories but everybody just wanted men in tights.
I,m green when you see me, red when you eat me and black when you spit me out.What am i?
What begins with 'E', ends with 'E' and have a letter in it?
there was a man dressed in black walking down a black alley way no lights turned on. a black car crashed into him deliberatly. How did the driver no that the man was there
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.
When you see me, you almost always will see him. Im always faster than he is, and my light is never dim.
in a court a man had come and he had brought 2 diamonds looking exact same. He had asked a question to all the courtiers,you'll have to tell the answer which diamond is real,one wasn't real one was real.no one could tell the answer.one courtier did it.how did he did it?
No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it.
Life must be lived as play.
Romeo and Juliet were found dead in a puddle of water and broken glass surrounding them. What happend? *Hint: Never take ANYTHING for granted. *Hint: There was an outside force.
I have never once regretted missing a business opportunity so that I could be with my children and grandchildren.
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
I always say, 'People first, then money, then things.'
To love another person is to see the face of God.
What begins with 'T', ends with 'T' and has 'T' in it?
I never listen to music in the house, I listen to music in the car.
I happen at the begining of eternity, at the end of time, three times a week, and once in a thousand years.
There's no right or wrong, success or failure.
Not in the mornings, I'm always so tired in the morning.
Sometimes, where a complex problem can be illuminated by many tools, one can be forgiven for applying the one he knows best.
There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think there's even a place for humor in that.
Happiness has a bad rap. People say it shouldn't be your goal in life. Oh, yes it should.
what gets bigger everytime u take somethin out of it?
You can get it from doing nothing and everything. The wise and foolish both have it. The more and less you have of it the better and worst you are in life. Time is only boundary that keeps us from obtaining it. Most take this value for granted. There is NO device to measure it. It governs all and can never be tamed. You gain it by solving this riddle. What is it???
It's true, Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what help to keep a family together over the long haul.
The first duty of love is to listen.
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, Never in the tongue of him that makes it.
We are a model country where gender equality is concerned.
I have no business being a journalist. I'm the least, I'm the least - I'm the most trusting, I absolutely make a habit of believing anything that anybody tells me about themselves. I've never had any reason in the world to think that anyone has wanted to harm me, or lie to me. I believe whatever is being sold, most of the time.
It is the logic of consumerism that undermines the values of loyalty and permanence and promotes a different set of values that is destructive of family life.
I'm learning with the older that I get that some feelings are just universal and that I'm not the only one who hates their hair or their life at times.
What is a man called who is crazy about walls ?
The Bill of Rights was intended to secure freedom of speech - the freedom of speech of members of parliament to speak freely rather than be at threat of... the threat of an over powerful monarch at the time.
My Mom always cooked healthy. Greek food lends itself to cooking healthy.
For me music is a vehicle to bring our pain to the surface, getting it back to that humble and tender spot where, with luck, it can lose its anger and become compassion again.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
In times of great stress or adversity, it's always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.
Grace is the beauty of form under the influence of freedom.
Ah, Hope! what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us to look behind the dark clouds of today, for the golden beams that are to gild the morrow.
There are two dogs one weigh 20KG and the other weights 30KG how much do they both weight.
Fear may very well be a caveman fear of the predator, of the giant lizard chasing them - maybe that's what Steven Spielberg connects with so well in Lost World.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need.
A hill-full, a hole-full, you cannot catch a bowl-full