My dad worked two jobs and moved us to the suburbs, and just being a black person, I went through a lot of racism and being called names and being bullied every single day. And it was hard. I didn't have any friends.
what goes around the world but stays in a corner
what flies aven though it has no wings?
Now it is quite clear to me that there are no solid spheres in the heavens, and those that have been devised by the authors to save the appearances, exist only in the imagination.
I'm living life as best I can - but I'm not exempt from failure and making bad choices.
What has a face and two hands but no fingers
Dark with white markings, And smooth like a rock. Where learning occurs, I help convey thought. What am I?
Every daring attempt to make a great change in existing conditions, every lofty vision of new possibilities for the human race, has been labeled Utopian.
If the day before yesterday is the 23rd, then what is the day after tomorrow.
when does 11+2=1
My mom and father are extremely proud. They love it when I don't die. I've done so many movies where I've died that their first question when I book a job is, 'So, are you going to die in this?'
Go on a cross-country road trip
A Lawyer is in a building. He has a suit case in his hand, and he is running down the hallway. When the Lawyer looks up he sees the lights flicker. He then lowers his head, turns around, and walks away. WHY DID HE TURN AROUND? (hint: think of whats in the suitcase. and why did the lights flicker?)
In Britain, you do your job. When you do an American TV show, there is a sense of being one with the crew, and there is a leadership element, which was a learning curve for me because it is very different culturally. In Britain, you just do it, leave and say, 'Thanks.'
We need leadership, and we need it now.
I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss.
less than 1000 more than 88 x 2 + 8 less than 100 x 9 + 65 more than 100 x 9 + 63
What color T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most.
Sydney in general is eclectic. You can be on that brilliant blue ocean walk in the morning and then within 20 minutes you can be in a completely vast suburban sprawl or an Italian or Asian suburb, and it's that mix of people, it's that melting pot of people that give it its vital personality.
Get on Google Maps
It is greater than God, More evil than Satan, The poor have it, The rich need it. What is it?
I know that many of you do wear such a cross of Christ, not in any ostentatious way, not in a way that might harm you at your work or recreation, but a simple indication that you value the role of Jesus Christ in the history of the world, that you are trying to live by Christ's standards in your own daily life.
For most of our history, no one dared to tell Americans, 'you don't build that.'
Let us not listen to those who think we ought to be angry with our enemies, and who believe this to be great and manly. Nothing is so praiseworthy, nothing so clearly shows a great and noble soul, as clemency and readiness to forgive.
There is this girl who owns a pigon. One day, it rained. She put her pigon in her barn even though her pigon loved the rain. Why coulden't she let her pigon play in the rain?
My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals.
Like most people my age... I'm 27.
There is a family that lived a round house with a a son a daghter a mom a dad and a maid. The son was killed who killed him the mom was in the kichen cooking the dad was outside cuting the grass the daghter was helping her mom and the maid was sweping ever corner of the house.Who is ling?
No sadder proof can be given by a man of his own littleness than disbelief in great men.
Is the following statment true? Paris begins with p, and ends with e.
A lot of the fun lies in trying to penetrate the mystery and this is best done by saying over the lines to yourself again and again, till they pass through the stage of sounding like nonsense, and finally return to a full sense that had at first escaped notice.
what goes up but doesn't go back down
Well, you have to keep your faith in the fact that there are a lot of intelligent people who are actively looking for something interesting, people who have been disappointed so many times.
Do they have a fourth of July in England?
I absolutely believe in the power of tithing and giving back. My own experience about all the blessings I've had in my life is that the more I give away, the more that comes back. That is the way life works, and that is the way energy works.
I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?
What comes ONCE in a MINUTE, TWICE in a MOMENT but never in one thousand years?
What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!
Architecture is the will of an epoch translated into space.
I put the costume on and said 'It's not very comfortable, but it looks amazing,' so it's all good.
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHESSE THATS NOT YOURS!
Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach ...
Being a mom makes me feel whole and like I understand the meaning of life.
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.
I'm usually round I'm as light as a feather but thousands of men cannot carry me What am i?
I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.
What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash.
In order to go on you need it, in order to leave you must lose it, in order to survive you must protect it, it is doomed by death, cursed from below, yet everything has it. What is it?
Once we got over the origin story, we could really delve deeper into their lives and characters and angst. So this movie actually has more heart, more humor.
Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish.
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
i am half chinese and half puerto rican,what am i?>
Happiness depends upon ourselves.
Kiss at the top of the Eiffel Tower
If you don't understand that you work for your mislabeled 'subordinates,' then you know nothing of leadership. You know only tyranny.
You are dying of thirst walking through me. You starve to death over night. You find nothing in my path. Ambiguous and furious in my sight. Kill and threatened by my people.
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
A woman pushing her car stops outside a hotel and imediatly goes bankrupt. How did this happen!
Jump off a waterfall
What walks all day on its head?
The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer.
If you break me I do not stop working, If you touch me I may be snared, If you lose me Nothing will matter.
My style icons would be people like Brigitte Bardot and old Hollywood actresses who always look so stunning, cool and chic. I like classic and timeless looks.
If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.
babies are born on the same day by the same mother at the same time but yet they are noy twins how is this possible
If we were logical, the future would be bleak, indeed. But we are more than logical. We are human beings, and we have faith, and we have hope, and we can work.
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Why does Tiger Woods ware so many pairs of underwear?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince...
All is amiss. Love is dying, faith's defying, heart's denying.
what do cows produce during an earthquake?
Women's courage is rather different from men's. The fact that women have to bring up children and look after husbands makes them braver at facing long-term issues, such as illness. Men are more immediately courageous. Lots of people are brave in battle.
How do you make a tissue dance?
The problem with me is, anything that's easy I will just overdo it. Especially with clothes. But I'm 14 - my mom is super-strict about that.
what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat you will die?
What three letters of the alphabet sound like a phrase you would say to someone while playing hide and seek and you find them?
How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source? They chia'd.
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
Eat Mexican food in Mexico
Government alone cannot solve the problems we deal with in our correctional facilities, treatment centers, homeless shelters and crisis centers - we need our faith-based and community partners.
We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.
what question can you never say yes too?
I know why I am here and my only real focused goal is to live each day to the fullest and to try and honor God and be an encouragement to others. What the future holds is firmly in God's hands, and I am very happy about that!
¿☼⌐☼╚2♫╚>☺♀☻♥♦♣♠•◘○♂◙♀♪►☼♫◄↕‼¶↨§▬↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ $'&%>=@♪⌡○▒~◘<¢{☼☺ƒ¡♠π¬∟,xτ┤`┴ ¿can you decode this?
Well, Steve Vai joined my dad's band right around the time when I actually started playing guitar. So he gave me a couple of lessons on fundamentals, and gave me some scales and practice things to work on. But I pretty much learned everything by ear.
Attend a Christmas market in Europe
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead. What am I?
Why did the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
The world changes in direct proportion to the number of people willing to be honest about their lives.
What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
Bringing an end to the conflict between Israel and the Palestinians may help the young Arab generation to realise their aspirations. Israel is more than willing to offer our experience in building a modern economy in spite of limited resources to the whole region.
Two fish in a tank. One asks: How do you drive this thing?
And here's the fact: the fact is it doesn't solve the problem. First of all, if you taxed these people at 100 percent, basically next year you said, 'Look, every penny you make next year the government's going to take it from you,' it still doesn't solve the debt.
there are two kids and two adults on one side of the river they all have to get over by boat, but the boat only hold 1 adult OR 2 kids how do they all get over with out swimming
Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them.
A man and a woman are in a jungle, The man gets bit by a spider and flings it off it lands on the woman, they appear to have no heartbeat, and dont appear to be breathing, they are not dead, but they die anyways, how is this possible?
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Work in retail
what driver can never get a license?
It is important to fund young researchers who want to do curiosity-driven research. Curiosity-driven research is a part of life. Some people are curious. They want to learn more about nature and society should help that. It's like art: you can learn more and bring more beauty.