Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
A man runs along a hall with a piece of paper. When the lights flicker, he drops to his knees and begins to cry. Why?
I don't think I'm going to do any good work this morning.
why are penguins so porpurlor in internet?
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
can be found at a counter at a convenient store, usually used more by women, comes on a stick, can be kept in your pocket, used on your face, usually used more in the winter
Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.
If yesterday was 3 day from Friday whats tomarrow?
I totally disagree with the view that the Tibet struggle will die, and there will be no hope for Tibet, after the Dalai Lama passes away.
It's hard to say what drives a three year-old, but I think I had a sense that nature was my solace, and nature was a place in which there was beauty, in which there was order.
joe made a time machine in 2003 it can only bring you to the future so joe went to 2080 and when he got there he saw dinosaurs how is this possible?
Corporate America cannot afford to remain silent or passive about the downward spiral we are undergoing. It cannot turn a blind eye to how difficult the experience of life is for so many of their customers.
What is the best way to inprove a man's driving?
If I were dying my last words would be: Have faith and pursue the unknown end.
Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade.
The nine of us go forth not back, to protect our king from the foes attack. What could we possibly be?
We were poor. But my mom never accepted that. She worked hard to become a residential contractor - got her master's with honors at the University of New Orleans. I used to go to every class with her. Her father was my paternal figure.
If the history of the Day of Atonement has anything to say to us now it is: never relieve individuals of moral responsibility. The more we have, the more we grow.
But the building's identity resided in the ornament.
My nominee for Best Picture of the year - maybe the best picture ever, because it's essentially made up of and is an ecstatic love letter to all other movies - is Christian Marclay's endlessly enticing must-see masterpiece 'The Clock.'
Two archeologists un-bury a grave. They know it is ancient. They soon find that there is a male and female body, both in very well condition. Oe of them says to the other, "Oh my god, it's Adam and Eve!". How by just looking at the bodys, he knows it is Adam and Eve?????
Britain's great strength is its innovative, design and engineering natural ability and we're not using it.
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness.
It's a Saturday evening,a man and his wife go to bed.The next day the wife see's the man dead(he had been shot in the middle of the night).The wife calls the police and the police ask the maid,the cook,and the butcher what they were doing,the cook said he was cooking,the butcher said he was helping the cook,the maid said she was getting the mail. Who killed the man?
WHAT IS SOMETHING THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD CANNOT HOLD FOR A HOUR?
I desire an special interest in your prayers that my faith fail not in the day of adversity.
See a play on the West End
If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost.
What if you where in a completely blue house with only one story or level of the house, what color are the stairs??
Going to car racing school was phenomenal.
People don't associate red hair, pale skin, and freckles with beauty.
As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live.
What is more powerfull than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it, rich people don't need it, and if you eat it you'll die.
When somebody who makes movies for a living - either as an actor, writer, producer or director - lives to be a certain age, you have to admire them. It is an act of courage to make a film - a courage for which you are not prepared in the rest of life. It is very hard and very destructive. But we do it because we love it.
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
Never deprive someone of hope it might be all they have.
Once there was a man who lied alot. The judge said "If you lie, We will chop youe head off, If you tell the truth, We will shoot you. What can the man do to save his life?
Black history is American history.
These are tough times and under this Tory-led government many people in Manchester are suffering and getting left behind. If elected I will use all my energy, skills, experience and knowledge to stand up for our communities and get things done for the better.
Two twin sisters are cleaning their shed. When they are done one is clean and the oter is dirty. The clean one takes a shower, and the dirty one stays dirty. Why ?
I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food. It's a totally yuppie spin on what I thought was kind of a redneck occupation.
how many outs are in a baseball inning?
If people would know how little brain is ruling the world, they would die of fear.
I'm here, Then I'm there, Touch me if you dare. Some places I've gone, Go up in flames. I've also been called, By many names. So if I come a zap zap zap, Your life might end in a snapetty, snap snap. What could I be?
I like actors that are good with pantomime and that can transmit a lot by their presence and attitude more than through their dialogue.
i live in a bungalow, the carpet is green, the walls are blue, the cieling is blue, the clock is highon the wall and yellow with spikes, there is a lamp with a thick brown stand and a green lamp shade.what colour is the stairs?
We have over 500,000 illegal immigrants living in Arizona. And we simply cannot sustain it. It costs us a tremendous amount of money of course in health care, in education, and then, on top of it all, in incarceration. And the federal government doesn't reimburse us on any of these things.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
The flame of anger, bright and brief, sharpens the barb of love.
What symbol can be put between 2 and 3 to make the result greater than 2 but less than 3?
What can be connected to a tree, but can be used in school?
Which is the most silky planet? Satin!
If I can give you some kind of knowledge of life you should listen.
It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.
A friend of mine has a big farm in the desert, and she picks up feathers and roadkill for me, then makes it into clothes. I think it's cool to wear roadkill. If I died and somebody wanted to wear my teeth around their neck to VMAs, I'd feel honored.
The employer generally gets the employees he deserves.
look at the nubers on my face,you wont find 13 any place
Nobody could tell us or really had a very good idea, if there were a massive release of radiation, what kind of medical treatment people were going to need and this or that, or, indeed, whether there would be medical personnel around.
What work is it that the faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished?
I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
Look, I'm very much in favor of tax cuts, but not with borrowed money. And the problem that we've gotten into in recent years is spending programs with borrowed money, tax cuts with borrowed money, and at the end of the day that proves disastrous. And my view is I don't think we can play subtle policy here.
The fastest time Mary can wash her car is 4min, while the fastest her husband Tom can do it is in 6min. What's the fastest time they can wash it if they did it at the same time?
Heat of blood makes young people change their inclinations often, and habit makes old ones keep to theirs a great while.
I love the song 'El Rey.' And for years, I never knew what the song was totally about. It was something new for me. I'd never sung a song in Spanish before. Then I got the translation and saw what a really cool song it was.
I was well motivated. What I wanted to do was work for myself. I had twenty two jobs before I started my business at the age of twenty three and I didn't want one more boss telling me what to do. So I was motivated simply because I didn't want a boss.
Laziness is a secret ingredient that goes into failure. But it's only kept a secret from the person who fails.
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe
The best revenge is massive success.
Happiness is the absence of suffering. I think it's an interesting way of looking at it. I think the absence of suffering exists very rarely in the world we live in.
What resemble a Halfloaf of Bread
Don't be confused that my interest in religion, faith, and spirituality is driven by any sense of faith or spirituality of my own.
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?