I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go.
My everyday job is about superficial beauty, but when I'm not working I prefer to work on my inner beauty - I read a lot, I try to learn.
you are stuck in a room. there is one door but it is locked from the outside and there is a small heat vent that is not on. all you have in the room is your pet mouse. all that is on the outside is a ladder and chesse. how do you get out?
You have an absolute freedom in Mexican writing today in which you don't necessarily have to deal with the Mexican identity. You know why? Because we have an identity... We know who we are. We know what it means to be a Mexican.
Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either.
I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
Walk the Bondi to Coogee
As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see than about what they can.
I am greater than god But, I am more evil than the devil Poor poeple have this Rich poeple do not need this
Events that are predestined require but little management. They manage themselves. They slip into place while we sleep, and suddenly we are aware that the thing we fear to attempt, is already accomplished.
I don't build in order to have clients. I have clients in order to build.
He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright.
Creativity takes courage.
I am like day, you can find me near the river any day, and you can make almost anything out of me. who am I?
What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here?
I just spend my money on the essentials. Just basically food and shelter.
What can you break without hitting or dropping it?
Knowledge is the treasure of a wise man.
The music stopped and the women dies. How??
The last thing a woman will consent to discover in a man whom she loves, or on whom she simply depends, is want of courage.
Something long, Something short, Something brown and may even look like a crown! Did you guess what I am? I am what you see!!!
What is long, but short, and looks like flowing milk?
I do portraits. I usually do live models in a class environment, but I've been painting at home more. I really love the human form, and I love faces. I've tried to do landscapes a few times.
What always goes to bed with shoes on?
I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind and it didn't seem to matter.
the man who uses it doesn't want it, the man who buys it doesn't need it, the man who uses it doesn't know it what am i?
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
If you have a positive attitude and constantly strive to give your best effort, eventually you will overcome your immediate problems and find you are ready for greater challenges.
I am what you think, I am not what you see?
I grew up in a family where the women were just nuts. They didn't stand around in cardigans making polite conversation while they chopped tomatoes.
Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
I still have a spiritual base and a spiritual foundation. And my conversation with God is very open-ended. I pray for humility, honestly, because it's very easy to be caught up in this world.
If you have me you want to share me, if you shear me you haven't got me. What am I?
a man walks into a bar and asked for some water and amidelitly pulls out a gun and the guy who asked for the water got scared and then walked out and said thank you. What just happened?
Life is wasted on the living.
The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out.
There's a lot of interest from the medical community on how things develop in microgravity, and the hope, later, that is expected to apply to what the changes are in humans as well.
WHAT IS ROUND OR OVAL. IT COULD BE LIGHT OR DARK. YOU CAN CUT IT IN PIECES.
While the river of life glides along smoothly, it remains the same river only the landscape on either bank seems to change.
I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
There's a terrible truth for many women in the picture business: Aging typically takes its toll and means fewer and less desirable roles.
I am as round as an apple, as deep as a cup, and Michigan Lake cant fill me up. What am I?
Nearly all the powerful people of this age are unbelievers, the best of them in doubt and misery, the most in plodding hesitation, doing as well as they can, what practical work lies at hand.
Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.
There's a butcher at stop and shop his's 5 foot 6 and his walks bow legged what does he weigh?
Driving at high speed where safe and legal is part of my life. As well as a higher top speed I wanted even better stability in my FX and that meant work on the aerodynamics.
From kindergarten to graduation, I went to public schools, and I know that they are a key to being sure that every child has a chance to succeed and to rise in the world.
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.
We are beginning a new era in our government. I cannot too strongly urge the necessity of a rigid economy and an inflexible determination not to enlarge the income beyond the real necessities of the government.
There are 110 fish in a fish tank. If 10 fish drown how many fishes are still alive?
The truth is the Republican leadership has created a credit card Congress that is recklessly selling out the future of America, our children and our grandchildren, and President Bush is the most fiscally irresponsible President in the history of America.
The Big family went on a vacation to Gunnagetcha Witchahatchet at Worlds of Fun in Kansas City. Did they ever get home?
It lives with electricity, reveals info, and travels around the world faster than the speed of sound. What is it?
The principles of living greatly include the capacity to face trouble with courage, disappointment with cheerfulness, and trial with humility.
In fact, in many ways my mother was quite hippy-dippy, serving macrobiotic food and reading 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.'
a man was found hung from the ceiling. there was no furniture to stand on and therewas no one to help him. the only thing the police found was a puddle of water. how did the man get to be hanging from the ceiling?
I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.
I have four legs, a foot, and a head. What am I?
What kind of money do vampires use?
Let your Discourse with Men of Business be Short and Comprehensive.
Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back.
A cowboy and his horse ride to a little town on Wednesday. Stay for 2 days and leave on Saturday. How is this possible?
Democrats can neither control nor predict whether our GOP counterparts are really ready to play chicken with the U.S. economy. But we can assure the American people that our party takes the nation's faith and credit seriously.
Just recently I was in Target with my mom shopping, and out of the blue, I see this father and his two daughters and he says, 'Can they get a picture with you?' And I'm thinking to myself, 'Am I the one millionth customer or something?'
I look flat, but I am deep, Hidden realms I shelter. Lives I take, but food I offer. At times I am beautiful. I can be calm, angry and turbulent. I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death. No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have. What am I?
We are ultimately alone in that we are ultimately responsible for ourselves.
What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.
I have experienced jealousy, possessiveness, verbal abuse and violence from men, but I have also experienced jealousy, possessiveness, verbal abuse and violence from women, usually when I failed to respond to their advances.
What has two gray legs and two brown legs?
I like learning new stuff, and continuing to educate myself as best I can.
John,Sam,tobby and mark live in a house one day John and Sam go out when they come back homes they find mark dead on the floor with water and glass around him why didt John and Sam call teh police?
I'm back to doing everything I used to, loving life as ever.
Voiceless it cries wingless flutters toothless bites mouthless mutters
if u figure it out u will know my name here is the riddle here if u figure it out you will have fame ( not really ) : 5 18 9 14
God isn't compatible with machinery and scientific medicine and universal happiness. You must make your choice. Our civilization has chosen machinery and medicine and happiness.
Once there was a cat family.The mommy cat and the daddy cat was having a walk with their sonny.They were crossing the road when a car dashed quickly across the road.Alas, the sonny was dead.Panickstricken the sad mommy said something to the daddy.What was said by the mommy to the daddy?
Be slow to fall into friendship but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.