What did the p.e teacher say to the fat kid?
It is a clear truth that those who every day barter away other men's liberty will soon care little for their own.
I guess confidence is the only thing that I take from project to project, but I'm always open to learning everybody's style - the director, the actor I'm working with.
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Success represents the 1% of your work which results from the 99% that is called failure.
Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro
Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.
yellow and furry but not cuddly you cant hold it and snuggle but it is still a feline
What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy?
A man has been staring at a women for about 3 hours.The only thing that seperates them is a glass window.As the man looks at her all she does is smile.What is he smiling at and what country are they in?
there is a donkey tied to a rope the rope is only 5 feet long but there is some food 20 feet awayhow can the donkey get to the food?
The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers.
Music has always been my protection against the world, from a very young age. I feel safe inside of a jam.
Angels fly, planes fly, butterflies, and birds fly. What doesn't fly?
When I chased after money, I never had enough. When I got my life on purpose and focused on giving of myself and everything that arrived into my life, then I was prosperous.
My first is in ocean but never in sea, my second's in wasp but never in bee. My third is in glider and also in flight, my whole is a creature that comes out at night. What am I?
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.
On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
The American idea is as promising, imaginative, and full of the unexpected as the land itself. The land represents freedom - the frontier, the ability to make a new future with your own bare hands.
Can not be bought, can not be sold, even if it's made of gold. What is it?
There's no point in making predictions. It's not worth speculating because nothing is set in stone and things change all the time in football. Today there are opportunities that no one knows if they will come round again in the future.
What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? There are twenty of them.
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Chronic malnutrition, or the lack of proper nutrition over time directly contributes to three times as many child deaths as food scarcity. Yet surprisingly, you don't really hear about this hidden crisis through the morning news, Twitter or headlines of major newspapers.
Only in your imagination can you revise.
Theres 10 fishes in a fish tank. 7 of them drown. How many are left?
Wht's greater than God, Worse than the devil, The poor have it and, The rich need it?
I guess because I had such a horrible life growing up, going from place to place not knowing what I was gonna do and ending up being homeless, there was a lot of pain and a lot of anger that was coming out through my guitar playing.
Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, your fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if you explore them.
What can you always find in the middle of a taxicab?
What do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro-gnome....
what has keys with no locks, can enter without going in, and has a space with no room?
The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument.
What is faster, hot or cold??
Absolute truth belongs to Thee alone.
The struggle alone pleases us, not the victory.
Lighter than what I am made of, More of me is hidden Than is seen. What am I?
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
I wasn't looking to get into TV. My family was in the movie business, so I was never interested in that world.
God does not require you to follow His leadings on blind trust. Behold the evidence of an invisible intelligence pervading everything, even your own mind and body.
whats black when its clean and white when its dirty?
This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision.
I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others.
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. What am I?
The death of any man aged 56 is very sad for his widow and family. And no one would deny that Steve Jobs was a brilliant and highly innovative technician, with great business flair and marketing ability.
What does man love more than life Hate more than death That mans desire contin the poor have the rich require none want me but still have me what am I?
What did music tell the pancakes? B flat.
Am I really cool? You're telling me I'm cool? Well, that's good to hear.
We are the ones looking out for the middle class. Who do think pays for the endless expansion of government? Its middle class taxpayers. Our reforms protect middle class taxpayers.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa
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My body is light, My head it is white, With a cord I am laced around; I am beaten with sticks, Yet not for bad tricks, But to animate, by my sound, The unthinking youth, Not heeding the truth, Which would save them from every alarm, To fight, kill, and die, And cause much misery, To those who have done them no harm.
Men do not understand books until they have a certain amount of life, or at any rate no man understands a deep book, until he has seen and lived at least part of its contents.
There is a list of number from 1-1000. How many times does the number "3" appear?
In my mind, as long as I did what was right for me, I was cool. But that's not the way it works. You have to think about other people and take their feelings into account.
Knowledge fills a large brain it merely inflates a small one.
what do you call a fish with no i's?
But of course when people watch morning television, Terry, it's a very different animal. You know, they're running around, they're getting their kids ready for school, they're probably doing eight million things, they're brushing their teeth.
If you know that life is basically going to be horrendously difficult, at best, and all but unlivable at worst, or possibly even unlivable, do you go on? And the choice to go on is the only thing that I think can be called hope. Because if hope isn't forced to encounter the worst possibility, then it's a lie.
You are hiking in remote woods when you accidentally stumble upon a primitive tribe. You are captured and tied to a stake. The head tribesman says to you "i will let you choose how you die. Make a statement and if it is true, you will die by arrow. If it is false, you will die by fire" Assuming the tribesman will know the truthfulness of anything you say, what statement can you make that will keep you alive?
Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He spent three days (72 hours) in town, and rode home on Friday. How can this be?
The sea - this truth must be confessed - has no generosity. No display of manly qualities - courage, hardihood, endurance, faithfulness - has ever been known to touch its irresponsible consciousness of power.
What rises in the west, sets in the east, is at the begining and end of time, If you eat it you die, if you drink it, you die,
What has many fans but is not famous?
I design for real people. I think of our customers all the time. There is no virtue whatsoever in creating clothing or accessories that are not practical.
The Feminist Me says that a woman's right to her own body should be inviolate at all times, free from fear of peeping paps.
Eat balut
What does a yellow hat become when you drop it in the red sea?
Lance Armstrong, the famous cyclist and more importantly, cancer survivor, has said 'if you ever get a second chance for something, you've got to go all the way.'
What goes around the world but stays in one corner?
The Lord gets his best soldiers out of the highlands of affliction.
RIDDLE ME THIS, RIDDLE ME THAT ! WHAT KIND OF MAN HAS BATS ON THE BRAIN ????
The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink.
where was the mummy when the light went off
Science fiction is any idea that occurs in the head and doesn't exist yet, but soon will, and will change everything for everybody, and nothing will ever be the same again. As soon as you have an idea that changes some small part of the world you are writing science fiction. It is always the art of the possible, never the impossible.
What do you call a native american cook? A sioux chef
A murderer was on the run and the police had clean footage of his face and body. The police caught one man of the exact description, but it was the wrong man. They caught another man that was still exactly the same, but he wasn’t the murderer. So then they caught another man that matched the description completely again, and he was the murderer. But they were all the same man. How could this be?
Balance is key: I need to be successful in my career to feel fulfilled, be surrounded by people I care about to share it with, and have my health to be able to do the things I love to do!
We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where everything is done democratically. To do that, we get computers to talk with each other in such a way as to promote that ideal.
RIDDLE:When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In 2 years I will be twice as old as I was 5 years ago." How old is she?
i make you learn,but i'm not a teacher.and its hands on.
We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.
Honestly, I'd love to be remembered as one of the best to ever pick up a mic, but if I'm doing my part to lessen some racial tension I feel good about what I'm doing.
A plane crashed in a building and everyone died. Where do you bury the survivors?
Benevolence alone will not make a teacher, nor will learning alone do it. The gift of teaching is a peculiar talent, and implies a need and a craving in the teacher himself.
A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he is 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
There is a man laying dead with 53 bicycles and a table. How did the man die? HINT: Don't assume anything