WHAT IS MORE POWERFULL THAN GOD WORSE THAN THE DEVIL POOR PEOPLE HAVE IT RICH PEOPLE DON'T HAVE IT
A man is standing outside home, and sees a man with a mask. he started running, made three left turns, and is home again. He sees the man. whats going on?
I'm sick of giving creeps money off my soul.
forward its heavy, backwards its not. What am I?
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
My bar for being successful is being able to do movies that really mean something to me and being able to make a living off of that.
I think we've been dulled by capitalism. We're just blobs now - we're so worried about how we can keep paying the lease on the car, the mortgage, the lease on the toaster and all that. You can't really think about much else. If you lose that, you lose the whole lot.
Riddle me riddle you, i'm right in front of you, what am I?
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
A man is not rightly conditioned until he is a happy, healthy, and prosperous being and happiness, health, and prosperity are the result of a harmonious adjustment of the inner with the outer of the man with his surroundings.
Where were English kings usually crowned?
I go up and down but never move what am I?
We need to give each other the space to grow, to be ourselves, to exercise our diversity. We need to give each other space so that we may both give and receive such beautiful things as ideas, openness, dignity, joy, healing, and inclusion.
The one regret I have about my own abortions is that they cost money that might otherwise have been spent on something more pleasurable, like taking the kids to movies and theme parks.
The moral turpitude of the boys of today appears to center in their failure to concentrate on any particular objective long enough to obtain their maximum results.
Children are our second chance to have a great parent-child relationship.
Design my own line? No, I just like the culture.
A man rode in to town on Friday, stayed for 2 nights, and left on Friday. How is this possible?
We must force the government to stop the bird migration. We must shoot all birds, field all our men and troops... and force migratory birds to stay where they are.
Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.
Overall, I think I'm in pretty good shape, but I'm not really someone that is gung-ho or a fitness fanatic.
At dusk I come without being fetched. At dawn I disappear without being stolen. I'm a poet's tears and a sailor's guide. What am I ?
You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.
A woman meets a man at the funeral of one of her relatives and falls madly in love with him. A week later she killed her sister. Why did she kill her sister?
For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option it is a basic health care necessity.
make four 9's equal to 100 by using addition,subtraction,multyplacation,and/or division.you can only use fuor 9's in the solving prosses.u may not have any remainders.
An airplane crashes into the right side of a snowy mountain. Where do they bury the survivors?
You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well.
I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
Authority has every reason to fear the skeptic, for authority can rarely survive in the face of doubt.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
There are times, like after a long day of work, when the thought of an easy drive-through is enticing. But then I remember how crappy I felt when I ate fast food in the past, and it inspires me to head to the grocery store or my local farmer's market and whip up an easy but healthier option.
The task of art today is to bring chaos into order.
Are you taller when you wake up, and troughout the day, or when you go to bed?
I've been in a car three or four times when it filled with water and it's not a comfortable feeling.
If I have 10 eggs in a basket, two fall out and one breaks. How many eggs are left?
I always thought it would be really cool to be playing the drums in the show and then have your astral body or whatever travel all through the audience and dig whatever it's like out there.
In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decided to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What way should you choose?
The web, then, or the pattern, a web at once sensuous and logical, an elegant and pregnant texture: that is style, that is the foundation of the art of literature.
Robert and David played several golf matches against each other in a week. They played for a pizza at each match, but no pizzas were purchased until the end of the week. If at any time Robert and David had the same number of wins, those pizzas were canceled. Robert won four matches (but no pizzas), and David won three pizzas. How many rounds of golf were played?
It's the best thing ever - I love being a mom. This is my only child. My career was a priority earlier in my life, but now my son is definitely the priority.
The courage of a soldier is found to be the cheapest and most common quality of human nature.
There is a cowboy who rode on a horse to check in in a hotel.He arrives there friday and leaves on friday.But he only stays there for three days.How is that possible?
Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
i go really fast down and up but never stop what am i
Most women's pictures are as boring and as formulaic as men's pictures. In place of a car chase or a battle scene, what you get is an extreme closeup of a woman breaking down.
Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet vermin frightens me. What am I?
How do you tell a worm's head from its tail?
I spend my happiest hours in reading Vedantic books. They are to me like the light of the morning, like the pure air of the mountains - so simple, so true, if once understood.
Everything is the product of one universal creative effort. There is nothing dead in Nature. Everything is organic and living, and therefore the whole world appears to be a living organism.
If a man carried my burden he would break his back. I am not big but leave silver in my tracks. What am I?
The truth is you can have a great marriage, but there are still no guarantees.
A tree is known by its fruit a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.