I'm girlie in the sense that I like makeup, but I also love sports and man food.
What does man love more than life Fear more than death or mortal strife What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire, What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves And all men carry to their graves?
Change will never happen when people lack the ability and courage to see themselves for who they are.
Those who improve with age embrace the power of personal growth and personal achievement and begin to replace youth with wisdom, innocence with understanding, and lack of purpose with self-actualization.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
A man died in a cabin near a mountainside and he wasn't alone when he died . How did he die?
Wisdom is knowledge which has become a part of one's being.
The kids are old enough now - I just want to let them be kids. I don't want to comment on them too much. They're at an age where I just want to let them be kids.
a man walks out his house and enters his car wich is right up front. he gets in and he has a gun in the glove compartment. all windows are up, all doors are locked. he goes around the block, and stops at a stop sign. he gets shot and died instantly. the gun in the glove compartment never went off. he had no extra gun. he didnt committ suicide. he was shot by a real gun. there was no one in the car but him, there was no one in the trunk all doors were locked all windows were up and there wasnt any wholes in the car. now how did that man get shot?
Let's be honest, I have enough money to never have to work again.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?
I made Thomas Edison's lightbulb inventions, I made Albert Einsteins atomic bomb, and made the Wright Brothers plane. What am I?
What's greater then god? More Evil then the devil Rich people want it, poor people have it Is Dry and wet A rich person doesn't need it A poor person has it And if you eat it you will die
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Success comes from taking the initiative and following up... persisting... eloquently expressing the depth of your love. What simple action could you take today to produce a new momentum toward success in your life?
im black and white, and red all over. what am i?
Writing a story or a novel is one way of discovering sequence in experience, of stumbling upon cause and effect in the happenings of a writer's own life.
Imagine your in a car with everything broken, brakes, everything is broken and your heading towards a cliff. What do you do?
We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on by itself. You've got to keep watering it. You've got to really look after it and nurture it.
i am the only thing you see when you close your eyes and am the only thing that a blind man can see.
A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things, but cannot receive great ones.
The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.
what is your name?morgan. how do you spell it?M-O-R-G-A-N.Nope.I-T.
I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status.
Jake leaves home. He makes a left turn, then another left, followed by another left. When he gets back home there are to men waiting for him, both wearing masks. What is Jake's occupation?
I went to my son's graduation this weekend, and I heard a great quote I've never heard before from Albert Einstein. It was that the greatest danger to the world is not the bad people but it's the good people who don't speak out.
Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
A man leaves home. He takes three left turns. He returns home to find two masked men. What happened?
Do the thing you fear to do and keep on doing it... that is the quickest and surest way ever yet discovered to conquer fear.
When I was young, I did actually model and was much photographed by famous photographers. But I was always a bookworm.
There is an item in the store which costs 10 cents. A man walks to the cash register and asks for a hundered. He ends up paying only 30 cents. Neither the man nor the person at the cash register made a mistake. How is that possible?
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
A man live on the 29th floor in his apartment. On sunny days he take the elevater up to the 9th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. But on rainy days he takes the elevator all the way up to the 29th floor. Why?
The greatest happiness is to transform one's feelings into action.
You only stop learning when you quit.
I know what my job is, The point has been made. You say I have a big head, And you're right, I'm afraid. Put me in my place, And then leave me alone. What I need most, Is someone to drive me home.
a lady was found dead at the bottom of a cliff holding a peace of straw(hay)she commited suicide but did not jump of the cliff how did she die.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods.
There is no force more liberating than the knowledge that you are fighting for others.
i hav many eyes but cant see i am brown on the outside and white in the inside
Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness.
A 7 foot clown stood up and held a water glass over his head. He accidently dropped the glass, but nothing spilt. How is this possible?
What the mother ghost said to the father ghost?
It is impossible, as impossible as to raise the dead, to restore anything that has ever been great or beautiful in architecture. That which I have insisted upon as the life of the whole, that spirit which is given only by the hand and eye of the workman, can never be recalled.
The intention to live as long as possible isn't one of the mind's best intentions, because quantity isn't the same as quality.
Before you know me I am something, then when you meet me I am nothing. What Am I?
The rich are always going to say that, you know, just give us more money and we'll go out and spend more and then it will all trickle down to the rest of you. But that has not worked the last 10 years, and I hope the American public is catching on.
I'm not in the business of becoming famous. And that's the advice I give to younger aspiring actors. Work onstage and do the little roles. In the end it's not important to be seen. It's important to do. There's a lot of disappointment in this business, but my family keeps me grounded.
how many birthdays does the average person have?
It's a wonderful profession, and it opens lots of doors, and I think it's quite right that people can accuse actors and actresses of being dilettante, but you learn on every job, whatever it is, the process moves you on in some way, and yeah, I want to expand my knowledge of our existence, I suppose.
On the same line of reasoning, if Australians were to be Australians, or rather if Australians were as separate from any other nation as Australia from any other land, there would be no jealousy between them on England's account.
I am in solid stone, yet i move. I am weak enough to be broken with your hands; however, I am strong enough to break steel. What am I?
If it looks good, you'll see it. If it sounds good, you'll hear it. If its marketed right, you'll buy it. But... If its real... you'll feel it.
linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions?
What is the first thing you do before you get out of the car?
Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history - revisionist historians is what I like to call them.
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
I have 21 eyes but cannot see. What am I?
The art world is an all-volunteer force. No one has to be here if he or she doesn't want to be, and we should be associating with anyone we want to.
Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating that intelligence. Intelligence has its limits while stupidity has none.
your stuck in yuor freezing cold attic and you have only got one match so which of these do you light first the oil lamp, a fire or candle?
Storytelling in general is a communal act. Throughout human history, people would gather around, whether by the fire or at a tavern, and tell stories. One person would chime in, then another, maybe someone would repeat a story they heard already but with a different spin. It's a collective process.