Nowadays it seems more and more like the 'business' in 'show business' is underlined, and there are campaigns, and it's all part of getting people in to see the movies.
I trip with no fall from a 5-sided space
Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Motherless and fatherless, born without a skin, spoke when I came into the world once, and never spoke again. What am I?
Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing.
We'll be going to the fish market and a farmer's market this afternoon to get what we need to make and eat dinner as a family. I'm trying to expose my kids to going to a farmers market or the fish market and learning what that's all about.
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
Go rock climbing outside of a gym
There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs.
Launch a YouTube channel
Bill rode his bicycle 300 miles. Three tires were used equally in accumulating this distance. How many miles of wear did each tire sustain?
Bill Gates is a relative newcomer to the fight against global warming, but he's already shifting the debate over climate change.
Something must be wrong with my little digitle clock. This morning I knew the correct time was well before 11 o’clock, yet the time on the dial was as shown below: 12:01 I then looked at it again nearly two hours later and the time display was again incorrect, or so I thought. 12:21 Some time later I felt rather silly, but at the same time relieved that there was nothing wrong with my alarm clock. What was the explanation?
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
A man was soht to death. He was checked theroly and there was no gun resadew. so he was shot from far away. but, the doors where locked and the windows where shut how did he die!
Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything I've had to deal with in politics.
I sit stern on the rock while I'm raising the wind, But the storm once abated, I'm gentle and kind. Kings sit at my feet who wait at my nod, To kneel in the dust on the ground I have trod. I'm seen by the world and known by but a few. The Gentile detests me, I'm pork to the Jew. My weight is three pounds,my length is a mile, And when once discovered, you'll say with a smile- That the first and the last are the pride of the isle. The answer is a word of one syllable.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber-Toe! (Roberto)
Design is the method of putting form and content together. Design, just as art, has multiple definitions there is no single definition. Design can be art. Design can be aesthetics. Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.
it goes up when rain comes down
I was an only child. I've known only children. From this experience, I do believe that the children should outnumber the parents.
What is it that Karen had first, Mark had last, Paul never had and Lucy Locket lost when she married Peter Piper?
To be famous and broke is hard.
We experience this every day and sometimes can cause many problems. What is it?
Did you hear about the fortune teller that had bad breath, calluses all over his body and couldn't win a fight? He was a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed with halitosis.
If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.
For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.
I am the creator, through thick and thin, My time is sunset then I begin. Worlds of men and beasts I make, to me these things are not fake. But Over and over I will kill , I am the tirent and creator but not at will. What am I?
I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.
I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore. They leave it on the dresser.
A man lies dwad in a dessert with only a stick in his hand. how did he die?
My mom is many times responsible for getting us all together, but we trade off at each other's houses. My brother and I are actors and are traveling a lot of our job.
I am always with you, although you don't notice half the time. Without me you would be an anomaly-but with me no one gives you a second glance.
Jack and Jill ran down a hill with a bucket of water. Jack tripped down the hill and the water didn't spill. how is that so??
I don't put weight on fame, and having people around me just because I am famous makes me feel really bad about myself.
What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
I think anybody with any intelligence sits down and sees Star Trek not a kids' show.
Knowledge of God's Word is a bulwark against deception, temptation, accusation, even persecution.
a plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S.A where do u bury the survivors.
Emotional 'literacy' implies an expanded responsibility for schools in helping to socialize children. This daunting task requires two major changes: that teachers go beyond their traditional mission and that people in the community become more involved with schools as both active participants in children's learning and as individual mentors.
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The best interpreter of the law is custom.
I would think you'd have to be open minded... to be a brain surgeon.
I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, "I'm a wholesaler."
Brothers and sisters have I none, But this mans father is my fathers son. Who is he?
Ski in the Swiss Alps
You can hold it but you can`t touch it.
Life is a long lesson in humility.
Yes, we're still five little people with a noisy attitude.
Is this true??? if not why?? lets say a=b so they both = 1 a=b times both sides by a, theyre still equal a^2=ab how about we - both sides by b^2 a^2-b^2=ab-b^2 Facter!!!! (a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b) lets cross out those a-b's now theyre on each side so why not a+b=b So then, does 2 really equal 1??? everything is mathamaticly correct with this
What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
Wealth is well known to be a great comforter.
What stays in one in the corner but always travels around the world?
It's enough to indulge and to be selfish but true happiness is really when you start giving back.
A woman shoots her husband.Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes.Finally,she hangs him.But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.How can this be???
Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.
Visit Wolfe Creek Crater
When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.
The fisherman loves me, doctors hates me,children loves me,what am i?
Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation.
what is half dry and half wet and it carries something and is being carred at the same time.
How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars.
what is light as a feather but the strongest man cant pick it up
I like photographing the people I love, the people I admire, the famous, and especially the infamous. My last infamous subject was the extreme right wing French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen.
Model building
Design and publish my own RPG
There is something terribly morbid in the modern sympathy with pain. One should sympathise with the colour, the beauty, the joy of life. The less said about life's sores the better.
the old one runs forever, it has no voice at all. It had no lungs or throat, but it can still make a roaring call. What is it?
Men who think that a woman's past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak.
You have a safe in a closet of your house, you put $525 inside of it and close it. You open it the next month and it is gone. Where is it?
One good schoolmaster is of more use than a hundred priests.
a man was pushing his car down a road, when he saw the motel, and he knew he was bankrupt. how could this be?
At the time I perceived most religious men, particularly the pastors with all their talk about love, faith and relationship, as effeminate.
You ride to the bar on monday but ride to the same bar on monday 3 days later. How?
My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It's hilarious. So we decided that I'm going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family.
The ones who make it don't use it The ones who buy it don't want it The ones who use it don't know it What is it?
We're living in a time when the world has suddenly discovered India because it's run out of raw material for its imagination. The raw materials for imagination are inexhaustible here.
You are locked in a room. There is no doors and no windows. In the room there is a candle, a talbe, and a mirror. How do you get out?
The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and must therefore be treated with great caution.
If all the people alive and dead were in the same area, and were the same age,how could you tell who Adam and Eve were?
Why was the owl afraid of radioactivity? Because it was made of Hootonium
If you don't have public hangings for bad culture in a company, if you don't take people out and let them say, they went home to spend more time with the family. It's crazy.
How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
Spend time in a war-torn country
a man was hiking through a blizzard and found a cabin, there was a wood burning stove, a candle, a gas lamp, and a match.what does he light first?
Many people when they fall in love look for a little haven of refuge from the world, where they can be sure of being admired when they are not admirable, and praised when they are not praiseworthy.
if ya mum was a super hero whu wud she save u or da world?
Go volcano surfing
I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldn't take their formula and bring what I had, my humor, my ideas, and make it my own.
a guy killed himself and u must figure out how he killed himself???????? The walls r smooth and has nuttin 2 climb onto and theres only a puddle of water and a fan...
I loved my 17 years with R.E.M., but I'm ready to reflect, assess and move on to a different phase of my life. The four of us will continue our close friendship, and I look forward to hearing their future efforts as the world's biggest R.E.M. fan.
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
Socialism values equality more than liberty.
Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.
when does independence come before new years???
I'm extremely blessed to have the extraordinary mother that I have, and I don't mean Diana Ross, I mean the mother. My mom paved a road that didn't exist, as did Oprah.
In marble walls as white as milk Lined with skin as soft as sild Within a fountain crystal clear A golden apple does appear No doors are there to this stronghold Yet we can break in and take the gold What is this everyday item?
It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be what he is.