I was serious about ballet for a long time, but my mom got me into tap and jazz and modern and hip-hop, and I was one of those over-lessoned children.
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Happiness is your own treasure because it lies within you.
After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldn't, I came to the conclusion the Bible was true and Jesus Christ was God's Son.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
So, I remember when I was a kid, I was waiting for my mom to come home when she was working late, and, you know, I was like, 'Oh my God, what happened to her? Is she OK? Did something happen to her getting in the car?' I was a little kid. But those are actually early onsets of anxiety.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.
Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too soon.
Well, it's very easy for me to gain weight, but even though I tried not eating for a week when I was really young, I couldn't do it any longer because I liked my food too much.
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
There was a woman and a man. The two were married and had a small child. Each day to make money to support the man and the child, she would go to the kings castel and do a job for him. Her job was to become a rose everyday in his garden of 200 roses. She would come to the job at 9 in the morning then get home at 9 at night. The man grew tired of this and went to the king and demanded that his wife be turned back to human and never bothered again. The king agreed on one condition. The man had to pick the right rose that was his wife in the garden. The only problem was, was that all the roses looked exactly the same. The man checked all roses thorally and finally he picked one. He had chosen correctly. How did he know that that was his wife?
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
Bob works in a 30 story building, when its not raining he walks all 30 flights of stairs, but when it is raining he takes the elevator 15 stories up then walks the other fiffteen.Why is this?
You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.
I am thin, tall and I cannot walk but I have a tilted head . What am I!?
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will be like Him.
What breaks when you say it's name?
I've been drawing my whole life. My mom says my sister and I were drawing by age 1. Animation seems a real, natural extension of drawing as a way of telling a story visually.
That free will was demonstrated in the placing of temptation before man with the command not to eat of the fruit of the tree which would give him a knowledge of good and evil, with the disturbing moral conflict to which that awareness would give rise.
Cold as death, always drinking, all in mail never clinking, what am I?
You need a little bit of insanity to do great things.
It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a poster child for anything, anger's a gorgeous emotion. It gets a bad rap, but it can make great changes happen.
I'm really not for famous people who design a line for a company, when you know it's not really them creating it but a team of designers, especially when there are so many talented people who've taken the time to go and study fashion.
You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.
I grew up loving horses. I was relatively obsessed, starting with my rocking horse at age 2, all the way through my painting and drawing phase.
I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience.
Think of a nuber multiply times 2 Add 6 divide by 2 subtract the first number you thought of
If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.
There were three girls going to school.They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Whatever we do or fail to do will influence the course of history.
The time I had waited probably made the difference between success and failure.
this woman she had a baby she named it crack then the next day she bought a house and she called it hairy butt then one day she lost her baby. she went to the police and said i looked everywhere and couldn't find my crack in my hairy butt
A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.
whats black and white red all over.
I have never met anyone who did not support our troops. Sometimes, however, we hear accusations that someone or some group does not support the men and women serving in our Armed Forces. But this is pure demagoguery, and it is intellectually dishonest.
Through the Green Glass Doors lies only certain things. What is allowed beyond the green glass doors? Hint: There are doors but no knobs. There are roofs but no ceilings. There is butter but no margarine. There is killing but no murder. There is wood but no fire. So, What is behind the green glass doors?
What shrinks during the day but grows during the night?
The idea of redemption is always good news, even if it means sacrifice or some difficult times.
The cautious seldom err.
As I walked across the London bridge I met a London fellow.He said hello and drew his hat.In this riddle i said his name what is it????
No enterprise can exist for itself alone. It ministers to some great need, it performs some great service, not for itself, but for others or failing therein, it ceases to be profitable and ceases to exist.
There are many victories worse than a defeat.
I had an amazing childhood, lots of love. But my dad worked his tail off, getting up at 4 in the morning and going off at 5, 6 o'clock, yet he always had time to spend with his kids and his wife.
I'm tired of being around men all the time. I'm going to start a band called Skirt with three girls and I'll play the guitar and sing backing vocals in drag. I went window shopping when I was in New York, saw a lot of amazing dresses.
The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain.
You can't see me, You can't hear me, You can't feel me, But you know i'm here around you. What am I?
From tea parties to the election in Massachusetts, we are witnessing the single greatest political pushback in American history.
what kind of bear is it when it is in the snow?
Happiness is dependent on self-discipline. We are the biggest obstacles to our own happiness. It is much easier to do battle with society and with others than to fight our own nature.
All the suffering and joy we experience depend on conditions.
how do baseball players stay cool
i have two legs or four or even three legs i can walk on these legs. what am i
The thrill of coming home has never changed.
I can be found on a human or beast all people should have one at least I can be any shape or any size and my history you'll despise What Am I?
No matter how mistaken Communist ideas may be, the experience and knowledge gained by trying them out have given a tremendous impetus to thought and imagination.
In the rich world, the environmental situation has improved dramatically. In the United States, the most important environmental indicator, particulate air pollution, has been cut by more than half since 1955, rivers and coastal waters have dramatically improved, and forests are increasing.
wat can breathe but not walk