On the classic TV series "The Brady Bunch,"what is the name of the Brady family dog?
a man walkes into a bar and asks for a glass of water the bartender pulls a revolver and SAYS BANG the man jumps but says thank you and leaves why?
A bit of folk wisdom warns that when you point a finger at someone, how many fingers are pointing back at you?
It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action.
Why don't tennis players get married? Because to them love means nothing.
A blacksmith works primarily with what metal?
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action.
I come after 12, i share a spot with abc and with me you cant put an s. Who am i?
Baking
Work in a call centre
For more than 3,000 years, Carpenter ants have been used to close wounds in India, Asia and South America
Superman The Escape rollercoaster, located in California at Six Flags Magic Mountain, goes from 0 to 100 miles per hour in only 7 seconds
NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one.
What English word starting with a "B", has three consecutive double letters?
What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key.
A 1985 North Atlantic expedition led by Robert Ballard discovered the wreck of what famous ship 73 years after it sank?
The Kodiak, which is native to Alaska, is the largest bear and can measure up to eight feet and weigh as much as 1,700 pounds
Never cut your own fringe.
President Obama and his radical feminist enforcers have had it in for Catholic medical providers from the get-go. It's about time all people of faith fought back against this unprecedented encroachment on religious liberty. First, they came for the Catholics. Who's next?
i can be big, black, and brown in a few areas. people think i am dangerous most of the time. and i am one of the most dangerous kind of dogs alive. what kind of dog am i?
Go on a canoe safari
Skiing
Try to do the things that you're incapable of.
a man is trapped in a house and theres 3 rooms to get out the first room is on fire the second room has people with knifes and shotguns the third room has lions that have not eaten for 3 years which room is the safest
Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer.
The first TONKA truck was made in 1947
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.
What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
A donker having a 6 metre rope around it's neck, and it wants to get to the hay 9metres away how can it do that?
Science and technology studies
Ask out a woman I’ve just met
Paul Hunn holds the record for the loudest burp, which was 118.1 decibels, which is as loud as a chainsaw
Either marriage is a destiny, I believe, or there is no sense in it at all, it's a piece of humbug.
Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand? Because it's two tired.
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
Visit Ayutthaya
Betty Boop likes Apples, but not oranges. She like Greece, but not France. She loves blood, but not guts. Pools, but not water; Grass, but not dirt; Trees, but not leaves; and Steel, but not dirt. What does Betty Boop Like?
If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires.
Aquascaping
What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? "I'm getting the fudge outta here!"
2.5 cans of Spam are consumed every second in the United States
On television, Dr. Gregory House's apartment number is "221B," a nod to what famous literary sleuth's address?
People don't have these tidy little redemption arcs in reality the way they do in movies.
A father and his son had a car accident. The father died but his son survived. he has to go to surgery. When the surgeon came and saw the boy, the surgeon said: "I can't perform surgery on him, he's my son."
If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person.
Attend a traditional American kegger
Shooting
Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!
In 1873, Colgate made a toothpaste that was available in a jar
Security is still the most important issue facing Washington state residents and millions of Americans - the security of having a job, of access to affordable health care, of a quality education, and of protecting our homeland and defending our nation.
what walks on 4 legs in the morning 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs in the evening wot am i
A 2009 New York Times article coined the term "Ralph Kramden" to refer to what physical trait?
To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist.
Inventing
Trek through the Andes on a donkey
Do a bit more for your friends.
The longest distance a deepwater lobster has been recorded to travel is 225 miles
When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'
What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein.
On food packaging, a circle with a "U" indicates that the food is certified as what?
Mini thing has wear 3 Dresses what is it?
Aerospace
Visit the Wizarding World of Harry Potter
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes
The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath.
In the classic version of Monopoly, the two "utility companies" are Water Works and the what?
The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.
I am something where if you utter my name I will disapper what am I???
Stone collecting
Attend the Rugby League World Cup
How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully
Anything that's different from your own realm of experience as a human being, whether it's driving a car or a boat, or using guns, anything that separates you from yourself and leads you more towards this character's existence is a big help.
One-third pound stalk of broccoli contains more vitamin C than 204 apples
On the cartoon series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, which character usually wears an ascot?
you know how a leap year is caused don't you it is caused by having four years because one year is 365 and 1/4 days in 3000 years time how many leap years will we have had.
If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it.
Win something at auction
LARPing
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
The word "comet" comes from the Greek word "kometes" meaning long hair and referring to the tail
See Big Ben
I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.
On the Fahrenheit scale, 98.6 degrees is generally considered to be what?
A woman goes for vacation on Wenesday and comes back on Monday. How was he gone for a week?
Everything in moderation, including moderation itself.
Mountaineering
The Gastric Flu can cause projectile vomiting
I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun
After the Berlin Wall came down I visited that city and I will never forget it. The abandoned checkpoints. The sense of excitement about the future. The knowledge that a great continent was coming together. Healing those wounds of our history is the central story of the European Union.
There is a pond (it doesnt matter where or how big the pond is) and in this pond is a lilipad, this is a special lili pad that doubles in size every day. on the 40 day the lilpad fills the whole pond, on what day did the lili pad fill half of the pond
State the problem in words as clearly as possible.
Eat a meal at a Michelen star rated restaurant
Sledding
A Boston native,what late night host's sister made her film debut as one of the Eklund sisters in "The Fighter"?
Macadamia nuts are not sold in their shells because it takes 300 pounds per square inch of pressure to break the shell
We imagine that we want to escape our selfish and commonplace existence, but we cling desperately to our chains.
There are 3 houses, a white one, a red one and a blue one. If the red one is to the right of the white one, and the blue one is to the right of the white one, where is the White House?
How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane.
In the Bible, whose height is given as "six cubits and a span," somewhere between nine and twelve feet?
Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work.
Travel the Silk Road
Video making
Identify sources of happiness.
The only South East Asian country that has never been colonized by a Western Power is Thailand
I say I'm ugly, you say I'm pretty. I say I'm fat, you say I'm skinny. I say I'm short you say I'm tall. Whatever am I?
How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff? Straight jack it.
If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
On the 2010 Forbes 400 list, what billionaire identifies himself as residing in Medina, Washington?
Attend a dress up movie or theatre event
Powerlifting
You can get a lot of design testing of your missile program, and you can do a lot of - there's other ways other than physically to develop your weaponization program to get you very close to the real deal.
The Tonle Sap River in Cambodia flows north for almost half the year and then south for the rest of the year
Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8
In the business abbreviation "R & D," the "R" stands for what?
Title: THE WORLD'S HARDEST RIDDLE" Body: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell.
Visit a genuine tribal village
Flying model planes
Throughout the South, peanuts were known as "Monkey Nuts," and "Goober peas," before the civil war
What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth.
Freedom is not something that one people can bestow on another as a gift. Thy claim it as their own and none can keep it from them.
A man is on the roof of a building he is working but he is not working he falls to his death but did not jump off the edge of the building. How did he die??
The best sex is fun.
In the classic version of Monopoly,the two "utility companies" are Water Works and the what?
Pet sitting
Make out at a drive-in movie
A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen
In the children's classic "Goodnight Moon," what is the last thing that is bid "Goodnight"?
Play is the true mother of invention.
City trip
Get a kiss from a celebrity
THERE ARE 12 CHICKENS ONE OF WITCH IS ABOUT TO DIE 4 CHIMPS 6 SNAKES HOW MANY HEADS ALTOGETHER
Japan has approximately 200 volcanoes and is home to 10% of the active volcanoes in the world
The public character of every public servant is legitimate subject of discussion, and his fitness or unfitness for office may be fairly canvassed by any person.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!
Car tuning
In the classic story "Peter Pan," what does Wendy use to reattach Peter's shadow?
Quality beats quantity.
I am seen most of the time on the road. I have 3 colours. Who Am I ?
Climb the Stairway to Heaven
What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man.
Visit Glacier National Park
When I'm at home in Virginia, I become more hermit-like. I like my own home.
A breakthrough in fashion,"jeggings" are leggings designed to look like what?
Japan has approximately 200 volcanoes and is home to 10% of the active volcanoes in the world
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
Weaving
what's the difference between a blond and a mosquita
Cars are bad investments.
A breakthrough in fashion,"jeggings" are leggings designed to look like what?
What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch
Each year there are approximately 20 billion coconuts produced worldwide
I've never stopped learning.
Skiing
Land in a sea plane
I have billions of eyes, yet i live in darkness I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes i have no muscle, yet i RULE two hemispheres What am I ?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A boomer-WRONG!
The Gastric Flu can cause projectile vomiting
I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing - whenever I'm singing to the radio - my friends kind of hate it - but I pick out the harmonies in my head, and I'm singing the harmonies to the tracks and I'm jamming it out.
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
Attend an Anzac Day Dawn Service
Pen Spinning
A 1995 documentary subtitled "Hollywood Madam" examines the rise and fall of what scandalous figure?
We are a pair, We can dart here and there, Though we always stay in one place. We can smile or shed tears, Show our pleasure or fears, And you'll find us on everyone's face. What are we?
What did one octopus say to the other octopus? Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?
I think that focusing on the money, on the business, is not enough.
Chinese Crested dogs can get acne
Try to not compliment people on things they don't control.
On his talk show "Maury," host Maury Povich famously says to some of his guests "you are NOT" what?
Design and produce my own board/card game
Hiking
There are 2 doors life and death. There are 2 trolls a lying one and a truth telling one. You have to get through the right door by asking both trolls the same question and only 1 question. What will u ask?
What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor
The Ancient Greek women made a type of cheek blush by painting their cheeks with herbal pastes which was made out of crushed berries and seeds
One does not need buildings, money, power, or status to practice the Art of Peace. Heaven is right where you are standing, and that is the place to train.
The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity.
In the classic story "Peter Pan," what does Wendy use to reattach Peter's shadow?
Storytelling
Attend the Cannes Film Festival
What is a computer virus?
2.5 cans of Spam are consumed every second in the United States
What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
See Iguazu Falls
In this nation, leadership is dollars.
A 1960s TV character played by Al Lewis, Count Vladimir Dracula is better known by what name?
Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd.
if a man was born in 1975 and today is his 18th birthday, how is it possible?
Karate
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A meteor has only destroyed one satellite, which was the European Space Agency's Olympus in 1993.
The hydrogen powered car, with its high fuel mileage and zero emission rate, is just one example of the products under development that will help increase our energy independence.
Do a bit more for your friends.
Knot tying
A 20th-century fashion icon, Gabrielle Chanel was better known by what nickname?
Visit Glacier National Park
Imagine that you are on a boat cruising along the river. The scenes around you are perfect and the cool breeze added to the fantastic atmosphere. Suddenly ur boat is surrounded by crocodiles waiting to eat you up. You can't row away because you have no oars and also no lifejacket or anything! The crocs are fast surrounding you. What will you do?!
I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate.
In the Bahamas, Oct 12th is Discovery Day, marking the arrival of what European explorer?
Men in their early twenties shave an average of four times a week
Being famous was extremely disappointing for me. When I became famous it was a complete drag and it is still a complete drag.
Brew my own beer
Pet adoption & fostering
No one knows anyone else in the way you do.
There is a dog and a pergnet cat by a pond. The dog eats the cat and the dog gets eaten by an aligator that comes out of the pond.How many animals are there?
Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge.
What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start.
There is a restaurant in Stockholm that only offers all-garlic products. They even have a garlic cheesecake
In the classic tale "Moby Dick," Moby Dick is what kind of whale?
Never cut your own fringe.
Boat down the Nile
Jukskei
I have:2 heads,20 feet,52 arms,2 hands,and one mouth,what am I?