Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin. Light enough to caress the sky. Hard enough to crack rocks. What am I?
As to the deceit perpetrated upon women, let it pass, for, when love is in the way, men and women as a general rule dupe each other.
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
Knock knock.Who's there????wanabe.Wanabe who????
Faith in a holy cause is to a considerable extent a substitute for lost faith in ourselves.
Music is the social act of communication among people, a gesture of friendship, the strongest there is.
Success is often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable.
theres a woman who killed her husband by first stiking him under water for 5minutes. then hung him for5 minutes. later they go out anmd enjoy a wonderful dinner together .how can this be?
No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.
Spend Christmas abroad
What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
My opinion is the greatest reward that any government could get is the approval of the people. If the people are happy and the people are at peace and the government has done something for them, that's the greatest reward I think any government could hope for.
If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.
Birta killed millions of people. Butas not sent to jail. Why is this???
My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person.
I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant.
LOL!
The art of government is the organisation of idolatry.
There were 2 dads and 2 sons that went on a fishing trip. each 1 caught one whole fish but only 3 fish were caught ho can this be
The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first.
There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?
People tend to overstate my resilience, but, of course, I hope they're right.
what is a triangle with 2 sides?
there was a drunk man driving his car after his headlighta wer smashed having a fight outside a pub, the street lamps have been broken for weeks and wer still not replaced, suddenly a dog starting crossing the road yet the man was able to stop just in time and not hit the dog. how ?
Like most people my age, my job is the main focus of my life. I don't have some kind of jet-setting fabulous lifestyle where I'm constantly in situations to acquire amazing anecdotes, that's it.
I believe that I often bring out the best in somebody's talents.
What is the thing which, Once poured out, Cannot be gathered again?
Clearly you need a new team to go out to bat on your behalf to fight for your rights and to report back to you personally and to the leadership of the IFP.
Until I am measured, I am unknown, yet you miss me when I have flown. What am I?
Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
how do you make 30p with 2 coins? one of them is not a 20p..
If you know its there then its not there but if dont know its there then its there. what is it?
I mean, I'm in the business of storytelling, not message making.
what has no begging and no end?
The Vietnamese people deeply love independence, freedom and peace. But in the face of United States aggression they have risen up, united as one man.
What do these 3 have in common??? Superman Moses The Cabbage Patch Kids
I exercise every morning. I do light weights - 5lb and 10lb arm exercises - and then lie and lift my arms and legs. It's all about keeping core strength. I do a lot of stretching too.
There was a couple waiting to get on their plane.they are on their way to Hawii when their plane crashes.Everyone on the plane has died but the man was still alive. Their were a lot of birds eating at the dead bodys. (mostly the woman of the couple)The guy getts so hugry he eats a bird.Why does the man die???
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
I'm a video game fan, and I always thought it would be cool to be able to control a character.
What has 4 wheels and flys.
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 what number comes next?
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
There is a single story pink house. Everything in it is pink. The walls are pink, the stairs are pink, and so is everything else. What color are the stairs of the house?
Considering the amount of information we're bombarded by, it's amazing if a song can transcend time.
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. It may not be difficult to store up in the mind a vast quantity of facts within a comparatively short time, but the ability to form judgments requires the severe discipline of hard work and the tempering heat of experience and maturity.
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
All this stuff is so mind-blowing to me that I get to do in my life. Throwing the first pitch out at the White Sox game on a random Wednesday? Like who am I? How did I get this life? I'm glad I'm not jaded, and little kids are the least jaded people in the entire world, so it's fun to be around people that still find wonder in how cool things are.
You can see nothing else when you look in my face, I will look you in the eye and I will never lie. What am I?
What do you call a snowman in may? A puddle!
He surprised me by his familiarity with details of movements and battles which I did not suppose had come to his knowledge. As he kept me talking for over half an hour, I flattered myself that what I had to say interested him.
What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated.
There was a great complexity to my father. He was a devoted family man. But, in the same breath, he simply was not suited to an anchored life. He should have been somebody who had a backpack, an old map, a bit of change in his pocket and that was it - roaming the world.
A rooster is on top of a house. It lays an egg. Which side does the egg row?
Whenever, at a party, I have been in the mood to study fools, I have always looked for a great beauty: they always gather round her like flies around a fruit stall.
i have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. what am i
Be the lead in a play
I suppose I am a frustrated musician so I annoy my family by playing guitar in the house. I used to be into acoustic stuff but my son Joseph is learning drums, so now I have an electric guitar and we play Metallica. We have an amp and a PA in the garage with his drum kit.
Imagine that you are walking down the street and you are anaphalactic and a bee stings you.you wake up but now you do not know that you are anaphalactic so they tell you that you are and you faint. you wake up! where are you?
Without television and mass communication, that knowledge wouldn't exist. So I think it actually has the possibility of turning people into more understanding and more empathetic people.
You can tune a guitar... but you can't tuna fish!
I'm in exactly the same position as everybody else who has a small business. I mean I get loads of money, all from different sources. You give it to your accountant. They manage it.
Just because you've made a couple movies, you've done some good movies, you've been nominated for some Academy Awards, whatever, nobody's entitled. It's a business. If they don't see it, I can think they're wrong, but I'm not entitled to a $15 million budget to make a film.
You are in a concrete cube. there is no electricity, just concrete. you have a chainsaw, a lamp, and a chair. How do you get out?
Having come to live in this age is as though one were to have entered another country. Learn its language or risk being left out.
For me the stunts are so cool, they're one of my favourite things when we're doing the film.
What goes with a train. Stops with a train. Has no use for the train, but a train can't go two feet without it?
Marriage equality is about more than just marriage. It's about something greater. It's about acceptance.
You all know that I have been sustained throughout my life by three saving graces - my family, my friends, and a faith in the power of resilience and hope. These graces have carried me through difficult times and they have brought more joy to the good times than I ever could have imagined.
There is only one sort of love, but there are a thousand copies.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
The truth is - I found myself doing these huge action-adventure movies, and um, and which are cool man. And I really love doing them. And thankfully I haven't had too much dialogue, because if I had I would have really made a mess of it. You know what I mean?
On my way to the fair, i met a group. the group consisted of 12 clowns.Each clown had 30 cats,each cat had 20 hats, each hat had 41 rats,each rat had 4 mice,and each mice had 79 lices. how many of us were going to the fair?
I can tell you that the Canadian intelligence and law enforcement agencies have been providing outstanding co-operation with our intelligence and law enforcement agencies as we work together to track down terrorists here in North America and put them out of commission.
The land was white the seed was black It'll take a good scholar to riddle me that.
Never hurry. Take plenty of exercise. Always be cheerful. Take all the sleep you need. You may expect to be well.
what is a mummy's favorite kind of music ?
Every Body has so good an Opinion of their own Understanding as to think their own way the best.
Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world that we must love our enemies - or else? The chain reaction of evil - hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars - must be broken, or else we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
the dog climbs a wall