I'll come to any benefit if I see SCLC get all the money.
Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie.
I'm a heathen when it comes to marriage.
you are in a race you have just gone past the person in second place, what place are you in now?
For God so loved the World that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.
Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.
A cat is burrying a soil . Can you tell this sentence in one word . A!A!A!A1A!a! Ok a clue - that word is very famous and is the company of a chocolate in india and in the world
What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot.
He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, will be victorious.
Eat an insect
Communication
What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon.
I don't consider myself to be a major talent, so the only solace I can take is to hope I'm growing.
You can find roads without cars, And roam through forests without trees, Cities exist without houses? Whatever can I be?
Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight!
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Visit Halong Bay
Complete the Great North Walk
Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes.
I took the shell off a snail yesterday... you'd think it would move faster, but it was really kinda sluggish.
I ran 6 tochdonw who am I
I'm 20 years old. I like to party as much as anyone my age. Going clubbing is my way of relaxing or releasing a lot of stress. I don't feel that I should have to justify that part of my life. I don't know that I'm necessarily an addict.
Spend a weekend on a desert island
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
I am larger in daytime, and smaller at nighttime. What am I? Note: There is only one correct answer.
Sewing
I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back, None suffer to have me, but do from my lack. What am I?
Complete the Monopoly Pub Crawl
On every front there are clear answers out there that can make this country stronger, but we're going to break through the fear and the frustration people are feeling. Our job is to make sure that even as we make progress, that we are also giving people a sense of hope and vision for the future.
2's company 3's a crowd wats 4 and 5?
Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere.
A man builds a house with all sides facing north. He then sits down to have a drink. While he is sitting their he sees a bear walk by. What color is the bear?
The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight.
I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere
Then not only custom, but also nature affirms that to do is more disgraceful than to suffer injustice, and that justice is equality.
Go hunting
Willy Wonka went to wash his cloths in a washing macine store. How many W in all?
There once was a little girl,a little boy,a girl,a boy,a lady,and a gentleman.Upon all who can fly?why?
We do not realise that we are children of eternity. If we did, then success would be no success, and failure would be no failure to us.
See the lavender fields of Provence
I have a great advantage over many of my colleagues inasmuch as my students bring with them to class their own personal knowledge of national, regional, religious, ethnic, occupational, and family folklore traditions.
Go sky-diving
What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well.
I am served at a table, In gatherings of two or four; Served small, white and round. You'll love some, And that's part of the fun. What am I?
Which does not belong in this group: Apple, Grape, Banana, Cherry, Pear
Every creature is a word of God.
Learn to appreciate wine
The one ironclad rule is that I have to try. I have to walk into my writing room and pick up my pen every weekday morning.
There is a green,yellow,white,blue,and lavender house. Robby lives in the red house, Beth lives in the green, Martha lives in the yellow, Caleb lives in the blue, and Katie llives in the lavender. Who lives in the white house?
What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws
Visit the Gateway Arch in Louisiana
What do fish think about air? It's UN-B-REATHABLE!
Imagination is the wide-open eye which leads us always to see truth more vividly.
Go skiing in Dubai
Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents...
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
Imagine.......your self in a small box.There is no way possible to get out.There is no doors or ways to get out.How do you get out?
There is a very big aeroplane. It can hold up to 500 passengers. 500 passengers is a big number. This aeroplane is flying from England to Scotland and is holding 500 passengers. The plane crashes on the borderline and exactly on it between the countries. Where should the survivors be buried-England or Scotland? remember the plane crashed exactly on the border line.
I've seen the greatest actors in the world, transcendent talents, who can't find a home.
The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?
i am a tree but i am very small who am i
Ride on the Royal Scotsman
Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere
If all the land was paper and all of the water ink. What in the world would we have to drink
Because of that I don't care when I read in the newspaper that I am colourblind. I went through a red light in my car and I stopped when I before a green light. So I must be really colourblind, eh?
I've always had a huge fear of dying or becoming ill. The thing I'm most afraid of, though, is being alone, which I think a lot of performers fear. It's why we seek the limelight - so we're not alone, were adored. We're loved, so people want to be around us. The fear of being alone drives my life.
Mary's father has four daughters. Their names are Alice, Jane, and Susan. What is the name of the fourth daughter?
Why did the shark go to the doctor? He had a bite on his fin.
Spend New Year’s Eve in Sydney
What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A Rabbyte!
An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. "That eye is like to this eye" Said the first eye, "But in low place Not in high place."
I would have been very happy just working from job to job, paying my rent one movie at a time. I never wanted to be this famous. I never imagined this life for myself.
Attend a live NHL game
Technology is nothing. What's important is that you have a faith in people, that they're basically good and smart, and if you give them tools, they'll do wonderful things with them.
Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor.
There is a man lying face-down in the desert. There is something on his back that could have saved his life. What was it?
A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck.. ..A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck. Platypus ate food. Duck billed platypus
We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
Stay in a five star hotel
Power and beauty come from a very deep place.
The c page has a certain charm feel free to disagree but something records the answer magnetic is the key! (So u know the answer has to start with c!!)
I am thought to be everywhere, and I only have one rival. He hides within himself, and stays wherever I cannot reach. Who am I? and Who is my rival??
I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it.
True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body the two are ever united.
Finish a half marathon
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
I'm tempting, so it's said, I have a shiny coat of red, And my flesh is white beneath. I smell so sweet, Taste good to eat, And help to guard your teeth. What am I?
Make pottery to the sound of Unchained Melody
Jigsaw puzzles
What game do you play with a wombat? Wom.
Pregnant every time you see her, yet she never will give birth. What is she?
Cowardice and courage are never without a measure of affectation. Nor is love. Feelings are never true. They play with their mirrors.
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
They very seldom let me lose my cool. They made me like I was Polly Perfect, which was ridiculous so that when I bump into kids on the street they'd say 'I wish my Mom were like you.'
A man decides to buy a nice horse. He pays $600 for it, and he is very content with this strong animal. After a year, the value of the horse has increased to $700 and he decides to sell the horse. But already a few days later he regrets his decision to sell the beautiful horse, and he buys it again. Unfortunately he has to pay $800 to get it back, so he loses $100. After another year of owning the horse, he finally decides to sell the horse for $900. What is the overall profit the man makes?
I had decided I wanted to write about food, and I knew the only way to do that is to speak with authority, which meant learning the language and knowing what that experience is like.
My sister bought a parrot that the store keeper claimed could repeat anything it heard. The next day, she returned angry. "This parrot did not say a word last night!" She yelled. How ever, the store keeper had told the truth. Can you explain this?
According to the Privacy Rights Center, up to 10 million Americans are victims of ID theft each year. They have a right to be notified when their most sensitive health data is stolen.
Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool.
why is 6 afraid of 7
I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I?
I have grown up alone. I've taken care of myself. I worked, earned money and was independent at 18.
I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower... but I haven't heard how it got dirty.
Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts - the book of their deeds, the book of their words and the book of their art.
As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away! Who is the man on the stairs?
Travel somewhere by river boat
Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist.
What is it that everyone needs, no one wants,and when used, never seen by the user?
Anyone who tries to make a distinction between education and entertainment doesn't know the first thing about either.
Eat real ramen in Japan
Attend the Harbin Ice Festival
If you give people nothingness, they can ponder what can be achieved from that nothingness.
Proverbs are short sentences drawn from long experience.
What Starts with an E and ends with an E but only has one letter inside.
The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.
if two people know it it is something if more know it it is nothing
We're still living with the old paradigm of age as an arch. That's the old metaphor: You're born, you peak at midlife and decline into decrepitude.
What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte
what has 200 letters and 1 hole
What did one casket say to the other? "Is that you coffin?"
The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inevitable part of the process of getting to the top.
I am a perching barrel, filled with meat, Taking hits from leaps and dives. Look inside, but do not eat, The meat in there is still alive!
I didn't want to come up with some generic Johnny Bravo type name. I'm not that cool, so I might as well stick with my birth name.
Is it just me or are circles pointless?
I went in the woods and got it. I sat down to find it. I left without it. What is it?
Go kayaking
Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side.
I was criticized at some level within the Republican Party by those who say government should not be in the economic development business at all. My response is that the only country I know that doesn't have an economic development plan is Papa New Guinea.
When there is fire in me then I am still cold. When I own your true love's face then you will not see me. To all things I give no more than I am given. In time I may have all things and yet I keep nothing. What am I?
I went in the woods and I found it. Once I found it I searched for it. The longer I had it the less I liked it, so I took it home in my hand. What is it?
I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say. A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you.
View the Matterhorn from Zermatt
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino
Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.
Plates use it. Trees loose it. Dad persuses it. Fire chews it. What is it?
What do you call a ubiquitous spud? A common-tater!
A crow was caught by 2 boys.It was then placed in a well,it have water,food and enough air to breathe.The 2 boys went out and playand letf the bird behind.A few hours later when the boys came back, they realised that the crow did not escape, why?
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Quilting
Why did the clock go to the doctor? It had a tick-tock throat.
What do you call a clever sweet?
The family is the nucleus of civilization.
Run a race on every inhabited continent
Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo.
a stpid guy gets swiss cheese. Its not old,moldy,destroyed,licked,ect. Why does he return it?
This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going to change more in the next 10 years than it has in the last 50.
Visit Monument Valley