If he have faith, the believer cannot be restrained. He betrays himself. He breaks out. He confesses and teaches this gospel to the people at the risk of life itself.
A baby falls out of a 20 story building and survives. How?
I really believe I've been a good person. Not perfect - forget about perfect - but just learning by what I was taught and living by my own values. I might have stepped on a few ants - and a few other things as well - but I've never hurt anybody.
what do you put in a toaster?
Today, we stand as a united country and are much closer to the ideals set forth in our Constitution that all men are created equal that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
It was really cool going to Sea World. We had an amazing time. They were amazing to us. We got to swim with the dolphins, and it was really special.
A man's love, till it has been chastened and fastened by the feeling of duty which marriage brings with it, is instigated mainly by the difficulty of pursuit.
What did the dog say to the little child pulling his tail?
Just this morning, out of a large memory for songs, and having been obsessed by them since childhood, suddenly, at the age of 84, I thought of a song I hadn't thought of in over 50 years. It came into my head unbidden.
I can run but I can't walk. What am I?
I cannot give you love yet men and dragons think me
You look at the steamboat, the railroad, the car, the airplane - not all of these were invented in the Anglo-American world, but they were popularized and extended by it. They were made possible by the financial architecture, the capital intensive operations invented and developed by the Anglo-Americans.
My sisters and my mom, those people help me get through every single day.
They both go together you can't be in front of the camera hosting a fitness television show in front of 75 million households and not have trained 6 days per week year round - in a bikini no less.
I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin' the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin' the blues myself, but I'm writing them for other people who have a hard life.
Feed me and I'll grow give me water and I'll die... What Am I?
Having robbed children of any sense that their Father is in Heaven and that they are His creation, we then launched an experiment in raising them without earthly fathers too. Having neither a Father in heaven or a father in the home, many young men make gangs their families.
There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.
This is all the inheritance I give to my dear family. The religion of Christ will give them one which will make them rich indeed.
Two cops walked into a room with no windows.In the middle of the room was an old man who had hung him self from the ceilingand died, the 2 cops could not figure out how he got up there.There were no tables or chairs he could of jumped off of.All there was, was a puddle of water. HOw did he do it???
a person gave birth to a pair of twins. Both were girls.the girls gave birth to quadriplets. two were boys and two were girls. the girls would give birth to how many kids.How may kids did they both give births to?
If you have a line of business - I know this as a CEO - or if you have a teenager - I know this as a parent - who have a spending problem, what do you do? You quit giving them money.
So today is Star Wars day May the fourth be with you!
Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you.
What do you swallow but don't vomit when having the flu?
Why does anybody want to be famous? You know what's important to me? Having lunch! Pasta! Seeing my friends! Is that so crazy?
A pregnant overweight woman, Santa Claus, and Mr. Luther King Jr. have a race. Who wins?
How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes.
I can deal with it now, but 13 is a tough age to be recognized and famous. It's a tough age, period.
There once was an old king of egypt who had three sons. He was very wealthy but couldnt decide which one of his sons he should give his wealth to. so after he died his servant told the three sons that he had put his wealth in a far off pyrimid and that whosevers camel got there last would get the wealth. so the three sons sad around for months and months waiting to be the last one to the pyrimid soon they got tired of waiting so they went to the wise man off there village and he said sonething to them in there own language and they all jumped on a camel and raced to the pyrimid. What did the wise man say?
There can be no equality or opportunity if men and women and children be not shielded in their lives from the consequences of great industrial and social processes which they cannot alter, control, or singly cope with.
It comes at the endof the alphabet, But also at the beginning of time, It is part of a mystery, but not the unknown, Involved in everything, and nothing all at once
Seems like half my anxiety dreams are about airports.
Visit Stone Henge
what goes on 4 legs,then 2 and then 3.
Which side of a cup has the handle
People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it.
The great fun in my life has been getting up every morning and rushing to the typewriter because some new idea has hit me.
There are 22 people in a square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his/her head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an orange so that all but one person can see it?
Our work is before us. It cannot be passed to future legislatures and must not be passed to future generations. May we boldly seize the moment with singular unity. And may we build a Texas of unlimited possibility.
the man who made it didnt need it the man who bought it didnt want it the man who used it didnt want it what is it
My imagination is a monastery and I am its monk.
what kind of wich lives on a beach?
I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it.
Men take only their needs into consideration - never their abilities.
Prnouced as one letter, and written with three, three letters they are and two only in me. Im double im single im black,blue and grey, i can see from both ends and the same eaither way. What am i????
We dwell in cottages of straw, And labour much for little gains; Sweet food from us our masters draw, And then with death reward our pains.
I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed.
Japan actually is an aging population, and so as the population has aged, they have had a lot more problems with health.
Why did the man punch the fruit?
The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear and get a record of successful experiences behind you.
What travels all around the world, but stays in a corner?
I know of no country in which there is so little independence of mind and real freedom of discussion as in America.
Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.
What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem? It's a puffin!
A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost. Why did he lose the bet?
Creativity is a great motivator because it makes people interested in what they are doing. Creativity gives hope that there can be a worthwhile idea. Creativity gives the possibility of some sort of achievement to everyone. Creativity makes life more fun and more interesting.
What colour does a cat like?
I don't know if you can change things, but it's a drop in the ocean.
What kind of dog do you have that you don't want to eat???
An attitude of philosophic doubt, of suspended judgment, is repugnant to the natural man. Belief is an independent joy to him.
there is a person outside looking at his horses until he saw a strange looking horse and said it was a unicorn.He saw the ceature closer and it ran away from him andhe knew it was...
Myth is an attempt to narrate a whole human experience, of which the purpose is too deep, going too deep in the blood and soul, for mental explanation or description.
If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon.
whats the first letter in the word yellow.
I don't have an interest in any car that isn't good for the environment, other than maybe an aesthetic quality in a picture book.
There's Two In Every Room And One In Every Corner?
A lot of people these days are not music lovers - they just want to be famous which is a very different thing to what I grew up believing in.
Detective Smith finds Romeo and Juliet dead on the kitchen floor surrounded by broken glass. They were alone when they died. What killed them?
I said peace is sometimes narrowly interpreted it's the absence of conflict between nations or something. But peace is more inherent, more basic to human life, human beings, what we feel about each other, what we feel about life around us and what we see in our future.
Today is a celebration of hope for the Iraqi people. The Iraqi people can now take control of their government and their future by creating a society that protects the rights endowed to us by our creator - life, liberty and freedom.
Italian food is all about ingredients and it's not fussy and it's not fancy.
What has the size of a cat, feet like a cat, and a head of a cat that is not a cat.
Ok, so these two Joos walk into a bar. you still with me? ok good. So about the joos they walk into the bar and ask for a kosher hot dog with their brewskys. They then go from the bar after enjoying their koshers and beer and go straight to the bank to deposit some money. They are not Jewish, who are they?
To seduce a woman famous for strict morals, religious fervor and the happiness of her marriage: what could possibly be more prestigious?
A 16 year old girl doesn't have a good relationship with her father, and she never will. Her mom doesn't ask her to try to get a relationship with him either. Why not?
what can't we have for breakfast?
You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.
There's no hope of me becoming completely relaxed on stage. If I did, I'd sit down and doze off.
What 5 letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
I also had a mistaken attitude towards certain comrades.
See a geyser erupt
Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
It is the mark of a great man that he puts to flight all ordinary calculations. He is at once sublime and touching, childlike and of the race of giants.
To provoke dreams of terror in the slumber of prosperity has become the moral duty of literature.
a box without hinges, key or lid yet a golen treasure inside is hid. what is this?