Wednesday, April 1st, 2026

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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

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We need a better way to talk about eating animals, a way that doesn't ignore or even just shruggingly accept things like habits, cravings, family and history but rather incorporates them into the conversation. The more they are allowed in, the more able we will be to follow our best instincts.

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Accountability in friendship is the equivalent of love without strategy.

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what is cool and hot at the same time??

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what's a porcupine, gushes out love and has a deep layer of surprise?

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how do you make the number 7 and even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?

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Farming with live animals is a 7 day a week, legal form of slavery.

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A lot of fun stuff happens when you go out on a bike compared to when you're in a car. You're more in the environment. It's enjoyable. Even when It's raining It's still fun.

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I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt he failed or didn't measure up to the standard he set.

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Plato's philosophy is a dignified preface to future religion.

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As I was going to St.Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sack, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits, Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were going down to St.Ives?

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Pay attention to the beauty surrounding you.

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I like to cook Puerto Rican food. That's what I grew up on: rice, beans, meat, some Italian-American food. I know my way around the kitchen.

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What can u serve but not eat?

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In turn, more physicians, hospitals, and other health care providers are severely limiting their practices, moving to other states, or simply not providing care.

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I like the idea of movies having a magic element. How many times have you seen an actor in a movie who you know only as the character? It's wonderful, isn't it?

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I think it's too bad that everybody's decided to turn on drugs, I don't think drugs are the problem. Crime is the problem. Cops are the problem. Money's the problem. But drugs are just drugs.

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What feature of a bird flies through the water without getting wet, but is in tha air at tha same time?

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I made education the highest priority of my campaign - actually education and jobs - and the reason is a simple one: I think the future of America depends on it.

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A king has a daugther. Two princes fell in love with her so the king decided to test them. The king said they should have a race, the slower horse will win. They decided to consult a genius so he may help them with their problem.During the race each tried to reach the finish line as fast as he could. What did the genius say?

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Each one of us is an outlet to God and an inlet to God.

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I believe that we must reach our brother, never toning down our fundamental oppositions, but meeting him when he asks to be met, with a reason for the faith that is in us, as well as with a loving sympathy for them as brothers.

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It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.

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When it becomes more difficult to suffer than to change... you will change.

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The enlightened ruler is heedful, and the good general full of caution.

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

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One day, a man was bragging about being able to hold his breath underwater for 6 minutes. Then another man said that's easy. I'll bet you $50 that I can stay underwater for 10 minutes. He got the money without using any underwater breathing material. How did he do it?

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The ownership of computers in the home is far less than the statistics show, because usually when the computer breaks down once, that is the end of it for a long, long time. They do not have the money or incentive to get the computer repaired.

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The speed of communication, the speed of information transfer, the cheapness of communication, the ease of moving things around the world are a difference in kind as well as degree.

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The man who has the will to undergo all labor may win to any good.

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Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

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There was a dumb blonde at a bar she orders a drink and the bartendar says no its on the house what does the blonde do next???

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Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective and valuable than words.

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what gets wet while drying

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Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that God's dust is greater than your idol.

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I was given baby doll toys myself, and they proved a stark reminder that my life was expected to revolve around childbearing - just as my mom's had before me, and her mom's had before her.

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What type of cat lays eggs?

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It's not tyranny we desire it's a just, limited, federal government.

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One certain effect of war is to diminish freedom of expression.

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What part of the turkey has the most feathers?

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I am for gay marriage. Or same-sex marriage. I don't want to say it the wrong way. I think people are sensitive to it. I have been painted as being this right-wing zealot on choice. Nothing could be further from the truth.

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She's like a model, sprouts true beauty. Sends sexual shock waves to others and withers away in the end on contests. Her arms extends freely to reach the crowns, that's shiny and clear and helps her along in life, what is she?

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I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them: for if one's tongue don't move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please by its old graces, it is only an object of ridicule.

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Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

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A man is on a 20 ft. high ladder painting his house. Then out of nowhere, a big wind comes a knocks the guy off the ladder. When he hits the ground, he is not hurt. Why?

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I want to talk to the bullied kids of the world. Tell them to hang on, it will get better. Know that an 'Iron Chef,' actors, musicians, artists and all successful people have probably been bullied in their life. And the best part of your life is yet to come. Whatever it takes to live, do it!

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In the dark, I am found without being fetched. In the light, I am lost, without being stolen. What am I?