Education is the best provision for old age.
you can brake me but I don`t way more than paper. what am I?
Sometimes I make noise, sometimes I don't. Some people wear me. I am never ending.
Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.
I have a head and a tail but no body im not a snake. What am I.
Directing is: you're overwhelmed the whole time. Your mind never stops. If you care about it. You wake up in the morning and you begin thinking about it and then you go to sleep at night and you're still thinking about it.
I welcome the day with a show of light, I steathily came here in the night. I bathe the earthy stuff at dawn, But by the noon, alas! I'm gone. What am I?
See a ping pong show in Thailand
If China is helping its domestic industries charge an artificially low price for solar panels and other environmental goods, then China is violating international trade rules that it agreed to when it became a member of the World Trade Organization.
what starts with "E" ends with "E" and only has 1 letter in it?
The strength and power of a country depends absolutely on the quantity of good men and women in it.
What gets smaller as it gets fuller?
A healthful hunger for a great idea is the beauty and blessedness of life.
What are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital?
Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
Schools are not intended to moralize a wicked world, but to impart knowledge and develop intelligence, with only two social aims in mind: prepare to take on one's share in the world's work, and perhaps in addition, lend a hand in improving society, after schooling is done.
You want to build a stone wall around your 12'x20' garden. If the bricks are 6" high & 6" wide and 1' long,. How many bricks will you need to make a wall 6" wide & 4' tall ?
The real beauty of it - key to my life was playing key chords on a banjo. For somebody else it may be a golf club that mom and dad put in their hands or a baseball or ballet lessons. Real gift to give to me and put it in writing.
What short, skinny, and never been used ?
Liberals in Congress have spent the past three decades pandering to environmental extremists. The policies they have put in place are in large part responsible for the energy crunch we are seeing today. We have not built a refinery in this country for 30 years.
at night im useful but in morning i am no use what am i
It is better for you to be free of fear lying upon a pallet, than to have a golden couch and a rich table and be full of trouble.
In a dark room there are 3 things one is candle, agarbathi and kerosene light.As you enter the room which one will you light first and you have one match stick.
What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth.
There was this man who went to a restaurant to eat one night. He ordered some rice, beef, and veggie meals. After he finished, he felt really wierd and wondered,"why does it keep following me?" He walked and walked until he reached his home. "There is this white thing following following me for some reason.." he said. He then walked into his house and went into the bathroom. The bathroom mirrors were really blurry so he wiped it to see what is following him. What will he see after he wipes the blurry mirror?
I have bueaty ever so fine, to glimmer and shine. I corrupts men's hearts, to bend their will so they will never depart. My body is ever so pure, that all men fear what i can do. Yet as time passes by i am locked away behind a door, my prison, my vault. What am i?
We feel a lot of pressure about looking silly or appearing weak, whatever that means, or being a failure. You have to keep in your head: what's the worst that can happen?
This great, though disastrous, culture can only change as we begin to stand off and see... the inveterate materialism which has become the model for cultures around the world.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
A MAN PUTS A GUN TO HIS HEAD PULLS THE TRIGGER AND BLOWS HIS HEAD APART THEN TURN AROUND AND WALKS AWAY WHAT HAPPENED...?
In Washington, success is just a training course for failure.
I start with an E and end with an E and only have one letter. What am I?
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
If a man carried my burden He would break his back. I am not rich, But leave silver in my track.
I gave up lots of things I love doing: writing, and business, and playing the piano and so on.
It is clearly better that property should be private, but the use of it common and the special business of the legislator is to create in men this benevolent disposition.
I NEVER WAS, AM ALWAYS TO BE, NONE EVER SAW ME, NOR EVER WILL,AND YET I AM THE CONFIDENCE OF ALL WHO LIVE AND BREATHE ON THIS TERRESTRIAL BALL.
We had no more courage than Harriet Tubman or Marcus Garvey had in their times. We just had a more vulnerable enemy.
It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?
Being an actor means asking people to look at you. I guess I accept that. But it's a profession in which the job is to show another world and other people. You may access it through bits of yourself, and your imagination and experience, but actually, in the end, you're not playing yourself.
if before yesterday waz wednesday den wat day iz after tommorow
A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence.
I was a little doubtful about the propriety of going to the Mammoth Cave without a gentleman escort, but if two ladies travel alone they must have the courage of men.
To have faith is to trust yourself to the water. When you swim you don't grab hold of the water, because if you do you will sink and drown. Instead you relax, and float.
Tool of thief, toy of queen. Always used to be unseen. Sign of joy, sign of sorrow. Giving all likeness borrowed.
If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
An engine train runs east to west at 500 mph. The wind is blowing west to east. Which way is the smoke going?
The government of Israel doesn't like the kinds of things I say, which puts them into the same category as every other government in the world.
Thers's something,adam has one,eve has two and everybody too has two
I wish they'd had electric guitars in cotton fields back in the good old days. A whole lot of things would've been straightened out.
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
{ I GO UP AND DOWN.... BUT NEVER MOVE. WHO AM I?
Our life is composed greatly from dreams, from the unconscious, and they must be brought into connection with action. They must be woven together.
There was a girl trapped in a room alone. The room was square with no windows, trap doors, doors nothing but a mirror and a table. She managed to escape though! How did she escape?
Of course I know very little about architecture, and the older I get the less I know.
What is Black,White and Red all over?
Men often pass from love to ambition, but they seldom come back again from ambition to love.
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
If one is one and two is two, the one who's having fun is you. If one is two and two is one, then I'm the one who's having fun. If one is three and two is two, we're full, and after one we're through. But if that one turns two to three, I leave, for you have conquored me. Who are you, and who am I?`
You get so afraid of failure and so afraid of losing and so afraid of not being the best that it's not a natural drive - it's born out of fear of failure. Which helps in Hollywood.
Reality TV looks more like America than movies do.
I defile the water and glorify grime; I bubble; I burn; I coat things in slime. If we only meet where filth can be seen, Why, tell me why would you call me clean?
To enlarge or illustrate this power and effect of love is to set a candle in the sun.
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.
It's a reality that in this business there's an expectation of being thin. But having a baby is a reality too, and it's more important for me to make milk than to fit into those tiny pants. So that's just going to have to wait.
I only have one eye, And a long tail that I let fly, And every time i go through a gap, I leave a bit of my tail in the trap.
When you are through changing, you are through.
I start with the letter T i end with the letter T i usualy have T in me. I am not T
if there are 29 fish in the fish tank and 6 die how many are left in the fish tank?
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.
The theatre only knows what it's doing next week, not like the opera, where they say: What are we going to do in five years' time? A completely different attitude.
There was a plane crash just north of the Pacific Ocean. There were 24 people on the plane, 8 of them were found just a little northwest of the ocean. In which direction do they bury the survivors?
How quickly we forget God's great deliverances in our lives. How easily we take for granted the miracles he performed in our past.
i am wise yet weird, i am heard but rarely seen. when u see me u r amazed.what am i?
Love him and let him love you. Do you think anything else under heaven really matters?
I went in saying I wanted to be the food guy.
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds.