Sunday, April 12th, 2026

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some mouths have 30 days some mouths have 31 days how many days have 28 days

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The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty.

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i can run but have no legs and i am not a snake. What am i?

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The green house is in Ohio. The blue house is in Texas. Where is the white house?

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The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.

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I should like to suggest to you that the cause of all the economic troubles is that we have an economic system which tries to maintain an equality of value between two things, which it would be better to recognise from the beginning as of unequal value.

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WHAT DRIVER HAS NO LICENCE.

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The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

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Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

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One thing that being a scientist has taught me is that you can never be certain about anything. You never know the truth. You can only approach it and hope to get a bit nearer to it each time. You iterate towards the truth. You don't know it.

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It's communication - that's what theatre is all about.

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What makes the pain we feel from shame and jealousy so cutting is that vanity can give us no assistance in bearing them.

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Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good and for this reason the good has rightly been declared to be that at which all things aim.

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Go on thinking that you don't need to be read and you'll find that it may become quite true: no one will feel the need tom read it because it is written for yourself alone and the public won't feel any impulse to gate crash such a private party.

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I think that the day you've figured out the differences between women and men is the day that you're no longer attracted to women. It's the difference that is so fantastic and frustrating and angering, and really sexy.

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What is mine, but my friend uses it more than I do. What is it?

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Like all science, psychology is knowledge and like science again, it is knowledge of a definite thing, the mind.

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States are looking for low-cost solutions that will enable better communication, while avoiding the danger in which the chain of command breaks down in emergencies. We do not want everyone talking to everyone else all the time.

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I can definitely say the older I've got the better I've become at being a dad and a husband.

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The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny.

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what do men have in common with toilets and anniversaries?

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Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.

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And we have a little herb garden, which survived the winter thanks to global warming. It makes me feel like a cool, old Italian housewife, that I kept my rosemary alive outside all winter.

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Im a bird in the the Bush

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If you can get a teen leader in each sector of a student population, you can pull people in. Everybody wants to get involved, but most are too afraid. When they see a person they think is cool leading it, they're first to join.

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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

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We are all of us resigned to death: it's life we aren't resigned to.

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For me, just being how old I am, I know I don't want to be a single mom. I really would rather make it a two-person job. But I've also come to terms with not being a mother at all. I'm actually really good with either direction that my life can take as being a valid experience.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

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What has a lot of weys but can't open any doors?

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I nearly died of double bronchial pneumonia at the age of five.

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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

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The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.

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I loved it, but social reality impeded. Now I wander in here at 9 in the morning or so, and come back for a while in the afternoon. I am a very lenient boss.

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Your T.V. seems to be broken, you call a repairman, but he just laughs and walks away, you tap the T.V., you whack it, you even yell at it, you get very frustrated! you do everything in your knowledge to fix it, but nothing works. How do you fix the T.V.?

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I am sensitive to the value of faith and religion and spirituality in people's lives because I'm a journalist.

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What is big.

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You can be a good neighbor only if you have good neighbors.

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After a hard days work you return home to make dinner.Suddenly the house goes up in flames and you never make it out.How did the house catch fire?

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The knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him.

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Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to have a car.

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Movies will end up being this esoteric art form, where only singular people will put films out in a small group of theaters.

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But by providing the background picture - the universal situational awareness that we desire - by showing the anomalies, the Space-Based Radar will change the nature of how we do our analysis and our intelligence.

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We are all representatives of the American people. We all do town hall meetings. We all talk to our constituents. And I've got to tell you, the American people are engaged. And if you think they want a government takeover of health care, I would respectfully submit you're not listening to them.

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No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four years which have been spent within college walls.

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A man and his son were driving one day until they were struck by a drunk driver. The father was killed instantly but the child was still alive but needs surgery right away. He was rushed to the hospital and put into the ER. The surgen entered and said, "I can't operate on this boy... he is my son." How is this possible?

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Oh there are lots of doctors and medical professionals out there who buy my devices at whole sale price.

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Believe in and follow your dreams.