Thursday, March 19th, 2026

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I'm fed up with the idiots... the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light the movies.

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One day, a man goes to his house. When he gets inside, he turns on the light, gets his pajamas on, turns off the light and goes to sleep. The next morning, he wakes up and goes out to get the paper. When he reads the front page it says "Thousand of people die overnight" and he knows it was his fault. Why ?

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Every family is different. I am mom and I am dad and I'm going to do my best. You should be proud, walk through life saying I have the coolest family. I am part of a modern family.

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Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

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If you got it and you want to share it, if you share it you haven't got it. What is it?

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Building a new Health and Hospitals Network is fundamental to building a stronger and fairer Australia.

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The Nautilus was piercing the water with its sharp spur, after having accomplished nearly ten thousand leagues in three months and a half, a distance greater than the great circle of the earth. Where were we going now, and what was reserved for the future?

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{ The rich need it The poor have it If you eat it you will die Who am I

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Most laws condemn the soul and pronounce sentence. The result of the law of my God is perfect. It condemns but forgives. It restores - more than abundantly - what it takes away.

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Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

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You are evacuating from a hurricane threatened city. You drive by the corner of a street. An old injured lady, your best friend (who has saved your life 3 times), and the woman of your dreams are standing there. You only have room for you and someone else in your car. How do you save all of them?

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Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart. Have you left a place for divine love?

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You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else.

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But those musics do not address the larger kind of architecture in time that classical music does, whatever each one of us knows that classical music must mean.

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To fight fear, act. To increase fear - wait, put off postpone.

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Whether in success or in failure, I'm proud of every single movie I've ever directed.

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Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

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That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

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In England, the Queen was with the duke on her way to her throne. When trying to sit down on her throne, she fell backwards. She was so embarassed so she told the duke this: "Until you see me again, you shall not tell anyone what happen to me." Back at his house, a lot of reporters her a rumor about the Queen and went to see the duke to know what happen to her. But the duke gave his word to the Queen not to reveal to anyone what happen to her. So all of the reporters gave up except one. He gave the duke a lot of money and the duke told the whole story. The next, the Queen, angry, called the duke and told him that broke his promise and told the whole story. But the duke told her that he kept his word and followed her instructions. How can he say that he did kept his word?

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there were two electric trains.one came from la to new york and the other one came from new york to la and they mt atlong beach where did the smoke go?

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History has taught us over and over again that freedom is not free. When push comes to shove, the ultimate protectors of freedom and liberty are the brave men and women in our armed forces. Throughout our history, they've answered the call in bravery and sacrifice.

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If you can learn to love yourself and all the flaws, you can love other people so much better. And that makes you so happy.

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You have reckoned that history ought to judge the past and to instruct the contemporary world as to the future. The present attempt does not yield to that high office. It will merely tell how it really was.

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hOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU SUBTRACT 5 FROM 25?

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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.

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what is the color of the white house?

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I have relationships with people I'm working with, based on our combined interest. It doesn't make the relationship any less sincere, but it does give it a focus that may not last beyond the experience.

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Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. People have the right to expect that these wants will be provided for by this wisdom.

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There is only one real happiness in life, and that is the happiness of creating.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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We are equally glad and surprised at Winston's return to office. It shows that he was built for success that he should have declined to withdraw and sulk over a superficial failure.

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When you are wrong Im not right When your turn left I go right I know what your feeling I know when you been bad I may have no arms But I carry just as much as you can What am I?

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In war as in life, it is often necessary when some cherished scheme has failed, to take up the best alternative open, and if so, it is folly not to work for it with all your might.

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Which is nearer London or the moon?

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The Divine of the Lord in heaven is love, for the reason that love is receptive of all things of heaven, such as peace, intelligence, wisdom and happiness.

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Creative thinking inspires ideas. Ideas inspire change.

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a man had to go up a buliding which had 5 floors and on the 5th floor there is gold n all sorts of riches but there are some problems on the 1st 4 floors. the problems are:on the first floor there is so much sand that he will not be able to go thru.the second floor:there are witches who ll day and night are casting magical spells and no one can go there.on the third floor:it is so hot as if you have enterd the sun so if you go you will die.on the fourth floor:there are mad dogs who will bite you if they see you so now what will you do? HINT:he is very very hungry.

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Painting is an infinitely minute part of my personality.

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I've told people who have just started to make a film that the one thing you might experience is this feeling that everybody is conspiring against you, because you're not necessarily able to tell what's real and what's not.

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Communication leads to community, that is, to understanding, intimacy and mutual valuing.

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The secret of happiness is the determination to be happy always, rather than wait for outer circumstances to make one happy.

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Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.

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Irregular contact with doctors means many men fail to receive any preventive care for potentially life-threatening conditions. In addition, when men do seek care, embarrassment can often prevent them from openly discussing health concerns with their physicians.

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You have to "do" or someone else have to "do". "Doing" will help make our lives as nice as we are especially at morning, noon and evening. I'll make "do" plural so I will have some before everyone takes them away. Can you figure out "do"?

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a boy had just go out of the shower and gettin ready for his prom,shaved,and with cologne and there was going to be a after party and his mom, and dad said be home for the next sunrise and was home for the next sunrise but with a full grown beard how can this be?

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Artists don't make objects. Artists make mythologies.