there is a cabin in a forest and everyone is dead inside. the isnt anything inside except leather chairs... many leather chairs. No one was around to hear, see, taste, feel, or inhale the terror. There were many small windows and all were closed at the time. The cabin was on fire. Dead bodies... everywhere. there was a gaping hole which the cabin was on. Only monkeys were there to experience the fatal incident. How did the people die?
What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? A Roverdose
Using the power of decision gives you the capacity to get past any excuse to change any and every part of your life in an instant.
Blow me up Again today When you are done, I fly away. You will find me near a cake. You could find me near a snake. What am I?
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tss!
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
I can run for miles but can not walk. I have a mouth but can not talk. what am I?
Pessimism only describes an attitude, and not facts, and hence is entirely subjective.
A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith.
See a meteor shower
riddle me a riddle what is that over the head and under the hat?
What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod
Find an gemstone and turn it into some kind of jewelry
See Angel Falls
I turn pola bears white and i will make you cry. i make boys pee and girls comb there hair. i make celebraties stupid and normal people look like celebraties. i turn pancakes brown and champagne bubble. if you squeeze me i'll POP if you look at me you'll POP can you guess the RIDDLE
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
A man can get discouraged many times but he is not a failure until he begins to blame somebody else and stops trying.
Go deep sea fishing
In the heat of our campaigns, we have all become accustomed to a little anger and exaggeration. Yet, on the whole, our political process has served us well.
Visit the Grand Canyon
I have eyes but I cannot see. I have ears but I cannot hear. I have a mouth but I cannot speak. What am I?
I think people should be angry at things that are worthy of anger. Injustice is outrageous and deserves outrage.
You'd think that people who kept their head warm would tend to be healthier... but as it turns out, people who wear turbans are actually more likely to be Sikh
If I'm walking, then I must be running. However if I'm running, I may be walking. What am I?
Sane judgment abhors nothing so much as a picture perpetrated with no technical knowledge, although with plenty of care and diligence.
What's motherless and fatherless, Born without a skin, Speaks when it come to earth. and never speaks again?
Go sandboarding
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
I am 7 letters long:1234567. My 123 is a vehicle. my 2345 was a pop group from the late 70s-80s. my 456 is a piece of luggage. my 567 changes every year. What Am I?
After hundreds of auditions and nothing, you're sitting home and wondering, 'What am I doing?'
Go on a hiking safari
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Do I ever think Gossip will be really massive in America? No, I don't think it'll happen - and that's fine. It's kind of nice because I get to experience everything at once. I get to come home and it not be weird, like in Paris or something. It is nice to be completely anonymous.
Feed me food and I live, Feed me water and I die, What am I?
Tackle the Bourbon Trail
Fingerpainting
I am one of the slowest creatures on earth but if a crocodile attacks it may not kill me be cause of my protective amour.what am I.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
My teacher's nickname in school is Flush. He always has the same suit.
If you can eat 70 percent raw or introduce raw into your diet, it will help your health.
When I am filled I can point the way. When I am empty, nothing moves me. I have two skins - One without and one within. What am I?
Which Pokemon got a cold? Pik-a-choo.
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.
Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
If you came into a cabin in a dark and stormy night with only a match in your hand, what would you light up first of these objects for warmth and light:a stove, a fireplace, or a lantern?
We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.
The rich want it,but the poor have it,god taks it,satin gives it?
As with anything creative, change is inevitable.
My form is beauteous to the ravish'd sight, My habit happy, my colour gold or white; When ladies take the air, I, without pride, A faithful partner, am close by their side; I near their persons constantly remain, A favourite slave, bound with a golden chain; And though I can both speak and go alone, Yet are my motions to myself unknown. -----
Search for the Loch Ness Monster
I asked my soap who it voted for, and it said: I'd lather not say!
He had no failings which were not owing to a noble cause to an ardent, generous, perhaps an immoderate passion for fame a passion which is the instinct of all great souls.
The begining of everything.the end of time. See me twice a week. Never in a month,but once a year. I happen to Eve to times and never to Adam. What am I?
Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam.
Because we have so much eye candy and mind candy, spending so much time trying to pay the rent, all of this conspires to keep us from thinking too hard or taking action from that. Our time is stolen. So much of our daily life is stolen.
What gets wetter and wetter while drying?
Here is the rule to remember in the future, When anything tempts you to be bitter: not, 'This is a misfortune' but 'To bear this worthily is good fortune.'
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Equestrianism
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? - "Breathe, stupid!"
Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear.
You're in a forest. There are 4 exits (North, South, East and West). In the north, there is a black hole waiting to swallow you up. In the west, there is a hole in the ground too big for you to cross, even by rope. In the south, there are 3 hungry lions that haven't eaten for 3 months that are waiting to eat you. In the east, there is a giant stone slab that is too high to climb and it takes up the whole space. Which way do you go to escape?
Gongfu tea
Become an uncle
Your performance depends on your people. Select the best, train them and back them. When errors occur, give sharper guidance. If errors persist or if the fit feels wrong, help them move on. The country cannot afford amateur hour in the White House.
Two men jump from a plane, they both have parishutes, and their both wearing rings. Yet one of them dies. Why?
Who is stronger than god? Who is more evil than the devil? The poor has it. The rich need it. You eat it you die.
Since 1994, lawmakers on both sides of the aisle have considered it politically risky to offer a plan to fix America's broken health care system. The American public, though, has paid the price for this silence as health care costs skyrocketed, millions went uninsured, and millions more grappled with financial insecurity and hardship.
Fly tying
There's already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like standing in the lobby of a hotel, looking at the dials depicting every time zone in the world behind the front desk - except they all apply to you, and all at once.
Rip one off and scratch my head what is red is black instead what am I.
Experience a midnight sun
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits.
Nothing that you do will ever feel good if you let people convince you that you have no choice.
All my life I eat but when I drink I die what am I?
We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not it takes a very strong person to forgive.
What strength and force I do with a simple touch, for many would stand on the threshold were not I a friend in hand. What am I?
The growth of technology is such that it is not possible today for a nuclear physicist to switch into medical physics without training. The field is now much more technical. More training is needed to do the job.
I didn't grow up thinking of movies as film, or art, but as movies, something to do on a Saturday afternoon.
I never buy Velcro It's such a rip off.
What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane-gel!
Everyone takes pause at 40. It's the age you have to assess everything in your life. It's the fictitious marker that's always coming up when you're young. The world really does look at you to kind of have it together by 40, and be successful by 40. Whatever success means.
There were 3 kids who went to the place where a guy hung himself. They're not sure why, but some how he hung himself ( some information for you...he is still there hanging ). There was no furniture except a stool, but there was a deep puddle of water and a rope about 8 feet above it where the guy hung. How did the man hang himself?
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
a man who is a king fisher is found dead in a phone box there is a pool of blood a broken window and his fishing rod how did he die.
Attend a cocktail party
Fanatics do not have faith - they have belief. With faith you let go. You trust. Whereas with belief you cling.
Half-way up the hill, I see thee at last. Lying beneath me with thy sounds and sights - A city in the twilight, dim and vast, With smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights.
Go fly-fishing
What I like to do is just make good music, good movies, hopefully perform a good show full of energy and just have some fun.
How was Rome split in half? With a pair of *Caesars*
Pronounced as one letter, And written in three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, green, and gray, I'm read from both sides, And same either way. What am I?
Go black water rafting
The famous saying 'God is love', it is generally assumed, means that God is like our immediate emotional indulgence, not that the meaning of love ought to have something of the 'otherness' and terror of God.
what's the only thing you know for sure is going to happen?
What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat!
The things I was allowed to experience, the people I was able to call friends, teammates, mentors, coaches and opponents, the travel, all of it, are far more than anything I ever thought possible in my lifetime.
I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.
ONE DAY A FATHER AND HIS SON ARE DRIVING DOWN THE STREET AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY HAVE A CAR ACCIDENT. THE FATHER DIES AND THE SON IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION. FIVE MINS LATER THE AMBULANCH COMES AND TAKES THE BOY TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. THE NURSE TELLS THE DOCTOR THAT WE NEED TO DO SURGERY ON THE BOY AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I CANT DO THAT AND THE NURSE SAYS WHY? AND THE DOCTOR SAYS THATS MY SON...WHO IS THE DOCTOR?
Eat Beijing duck in Beijing
It won't take 40 years for opposition to same-sex marriage to dissipate.
When i'm born i can't walk. When I'm young I walk on 4 legs. As I get older I walk on only 2. When I'm old I either walk on 3 or 6 legs.Once I'm as old as I can get I can no longer walk.
I read the Odyssey because it was the story of a man who returned home after being absent for more than twenty years and was recognized only by his dog.
There were 2 men and each were contruction workers. They fell ona pile of mud and one had a dirty face and the other had a clean face. The one with the clean face went to wash his face the one with the dirty face kept on working.
The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently but he is willing, in great crises, to give even his life - knowing that under certain conditions it is not worthwhile to live.
It's more powerful than God It's more evil than the devil The poor have it The rich need it If you eat it, you will die. What is it?
I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out.
What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore.
When the first fossils began to be found in eastern Africa, in the late 1950s, I thought, what a wonderful marriage this was, biology and anthropology. I was around 16 years old when I made this particular choice of academic pursuit.
Moderation is part of faith, so those who accuse Muslim schools of fostering fanaticism should learn a bit more about Islam.
Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks "olive 'er twist?"
I think through education, belief in God, and good engineering, our children become a lot better at what they're doing than we did, and that starts with the very first sign of life on the face of this earth.
It is the ebginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?
I do my best when my manager puts a gun to my head.
I kinda see my current position like this: Here's your five minutes in the toy store, so you gotta do all the good movies you can before 'Chuck Woolery' rings the bell.
Throw a coin in Trevi Fountain
What has garbage and flies?
The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.