It were a real increase of human happiness, could all young men from the age of nineteen be covered under barrels, or rendered otherwise invisible and there left to follow their lawful studies and callings, till they emerged, sadder and wiser, at the age of twenty-five.
I'm trying to mix the cool, independent stuff with the big stuff, but it's been difficult finding the right roles. It's been an interesting ride as far as my career pendulum is concerned.
a man, lay dead in a field with only a pakage in his hands. The pakage is unopened and the cause of his death, what is in the pakage?
In LA, where I live, it's all about perfectionism. Beauty is now defined by your bones sticking out of your decolletage. For that to be the standard is really perilous for women.
It was a Sunday morning and the dad was dead upstairs. The grandma was in the kitchen cutting some fruits up for breakfast. The daughter was in the living watching tv. The mother out gorocery shopping. And the son said that he would be getting the mail outside. Who killed the dad?
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
justin summers owns a vacation house in the south. It has a v shaped roof and has minor damaging in the left side. Abnormally the prevailing winds come from the west during winter here. Knowing this, determine whether a roosters egg would fall east or north off of the roof of this house if it was on the point of the roof.
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.
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What's long, different colors, make you feel like your in heaven, and is inserted somewhere?
All people desire what they believe will make them happy. If a person is not full of desire for God, we can only conclude that he is engaged with another happiness.
The rich need it and the poor have it. It is uglier than a Sharpay dog and cuter than a kitten. What is it?
If wrinkles must be written on our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.
I absolutely refuse to reveal my age. What am I - a car?
michael owen has a short one...... arnold schwarzenegger has a long one.... 'madonna' has nothing....... the pope has one but dosent use it...... what am i???.......
I have no right to beauty. I had been condemned to masculine ugliness.
How do you fit ten horses,into nine stables.
Well, first of all, I think that a lot of the voters who are voting for the tea party candidates have really good impulses. That is, they believe that for years and years and years, the people with wealth and power or government power have done well and ordinary people have not. That's true.
The more it grows, The less you see, What is it?
There are people on a plane. The plane crashes and everyone is killed. When the emergency services arive they find 24 heads. Why?
Where there is a mother in the home, matters go well.
I genuinely believe that if you want to get in the film business, get in the film business.
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
name the country which has a lot of fishes?
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Whatever poet, orator or sage may say of it, old age is still old age.
When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.
wy did silly billy dream of him in space
If I had the medical clearance to fight, I would want to fight the best. The best would be Mayweather.
I AM BLUE AND WHITE ALL OVER. WHAT AM I?
All religions have been made by men.
Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head.
Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
if you go into a store looking for bread and you don't see any. how can this be?
I don't make a sound But if you speak i will be broken What am i?
The brain is like a muscle. When it is in use we feel very good. Understanding is joyous.
In myself I contain the letters... r,r,a,a,c,c,e. I am very quick and popular, but I am the same backwords...what am I?
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
The cure for all the ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows, and the crimes of humanity, all lie in the one word 'love'. It is the divine vitality that everywhere produces and restores life.
The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life and one is as good as the other.
I'm red and I can be green or yellow, what am I?
What do you call a race ran by female horses? A mare-a-thon.
If anything characterizes the cultural life of the seventies in America, it is an insistence on preventing failures of communication.
A gleaming beach, Scorching hot, Gone at night, Back at day. Goldie locks, And beautiful sunflowers. What am i?
as i was going to saint ives i met a man with seven wives those seven wives had seven cats those seven cats had seven mice. How many are going to saint ives?
I have a kind of boring personal life, to the paparazzi anyway, and I don't hang with the cool crowd.
Lovers may be and indeed generally are enemies, but they never can be friends, because there must always be a spice of jealousy and a something of Self in all their speculations.
Do it no matter what. If you believe in it, it is something very honorable. If somebody around you or your family does not understand it, then that's their problem. But if you do have a passion, an honest passion, just do it.
They've got to tell us what is necessary to ensure the future health of the river system.
were did the football coach go to get his quater back
To make a coverage decision, doesn't one have to make a medical judgment?
As I said there is nothing wrong with failing. Pick yourself up and try it again. You never are going to know how good you really are until you go out and face failure.
what is geater than god more evil than the devil the rich need it the poor have it and if you ate it you'd die
Marriage is a team effort. Both of us share that philosophy.
It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "That's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
You are right next to a river and have to containers.One container is a five gallon one and the other one is a 3 gallon one.But you only need one gallon of water. How would you do that???
You do this to protect yourself It doesnt have many colors on it the noise it makes is as big as its bite! what is it?
There is always something left to love. And if you ain't learned that, you ain't learned nothing.
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
usually cow gives milk.what does cow gives when earthquake occurs?
It seems the most logical thing in the world to believe that the natural resources of the Earth, upon which the race depends for food, clothing and shelter, should be owned collectively by the race instead of being the private property of a few social parasites.
My own dreams fortunately came true in this great state. I became Mr. Universe I became a successful businessman. And even though some people say I still speak with a slight accent, I have reached the top of the acting profession.
if you were in a room and then these lions who have not eaten for five months were about to eat and there were three doors that had locks on them and you had three keys and one door was in front of you and another on the left of your and the last on the on the right how would you know which key to use for each door?
Once I knew only darkness and stillness... my life was without past or future... but a little word from the fingers of another fell into my hand that clutched at emptiness, and my heart leaped to the rapture of living.
There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?
The unexamined life is not worth living.
My own mother always taught me that fairness was a family value - I think equal pay is about fairness for everyone.
A man wants a tattoo. he goes into the shop, and sees two tattoo artists. He looks at the back of the first one and see's a really squigly and badly done tattoo. He goes to the second and sees a really clean, well-done tattoo. he goes to the first to get his tattoo. Why?
My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.
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The institution of a public library, containing books on education, would be well adapted for the information of teachers, many of whom are not able to purchase expensive publications on those subjects.