what is small and thin but is so long it can be extended around the world more then once?
My point is that perceptual bias can affect nut jobs and scientists alike. If we hold too rigidly to what we think we know, we ignore or avoid evidence of anything that might change our mind.
What do beef hearts smell like? Honey.
Learn to snowboard
The truth is that we can learn to condition our minds, bodies, and emotions to link pain or pleasure to whatever we choose. By changing what we link pain and pleasure to, we will instantly change our behaviors.
What age is a man in his fifth prime?
Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho-paths.
But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine.
The days when a car aficionado could repair his or her own car are long past, due primarily to the high software content.
He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really.
it is as light as a feather yet no man could hold it for so long
With Pearl Jam, everybody is so good at what they do, it's hard to get up the courage to say, Can I sing this part, or, I want to play guitar. I feel like I have more courage to do that.
Build something with my own two hands
What is 1 and 1 together?
Have an earnestness for death and you will have life.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Inductive reason, which alone makes man master of his environment, is an achievement and when once born it must be reinforced by inhibiting the growth of other modes of knowledge.
I have two meanings One meanings involves a hand the other crashes into sand What am I?
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Really you just gotta keep chugging along and keep a positive attitude and get through all the problems. You gotta face them, otherwise you don't get through.
Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, For what is beyond is what he or she seeks. What am I?
But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
a man walked an equilateral triangle. the first side took him eighty minutes. the second side took him eighty minutes. the last side took him one hour and twenty minutes . why is this ?
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
i can play music but not an instrument, i have no voice nut i am well heard what am i??
We are not interested in cloning the Michael Jordans and the Michael Jacksons of this world. The rich and the famous don't participate in this.
Even though Raster Blaster was only a video game, I was learning about designing stuff. I got good at drawing.
I mean, Sting is one of my great buddies and I love him to death.
A man enters in a restaurant. He asks a waiter, "Can you get me a glass of water?" Instead of getting him a glass of water, he draws out a gun. The man says," Thanks!" Why?
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Somebody makes it and sells it. Somebody buys it but doesn't use it. Somebody uses it but doesn't see it. What is it?
My dad had a commercial film company, so he had a videotape player before anyone. So he got Mel Brooks movies or Citizen Kane or some classic old movies. And every summer the revival house in Evanston would show the great films from the '50s and '60s and '70s.
Years later I would hear my father say the divorce had left him dating his children. That still meant picking us up every Sunday for a matinee and, if he had the money, an early dinner somewhere.
A well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained in arms, is the best most natural defense of a free country.
there was matches stove candles and fruit.what do i fire first???
Recently I've been doing risottos. Some of them have been amazing. Some of them, not all of them.
a baby was tourtuering a bug the bug died but somehow the bug was still in his hand how was it still in his hand
It's so amazing, standing on the corner -this happened in Washington, D.C. - and somebody comes by in a Cadillac and you hear 'Manic Monday' on the radio, and you don't even know this person, and they're listening to it and singing along with it. Wow! Blows your mind.
Youth has no age.
THE MORE YOU DRY WITH ME THE WETTER I GET.
Being steeped in the process of learning and exploring keeps me from becoming too nervous. Partly it's about not getting bored.
What is spelled the same backwards upside down and normal?
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam
You are stuck in a house with no way out. All you have is a mirror. How do you get out?
Our constitutional liberties shall not be sacrificed in our search for greater security, for that is what our enemies and all enemies of freedom and democracy hope to achieve.
One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.
what can you hear, but not see, and only speaks when spoken too?
A man's work is nothing but this slow trek to rediscover, through the detours of art, those two or three great and simple images in whose presence his heart first opened.
Jenna wrote all the numbers from 300 to 400 on a piece of paper. How many times did she write the digit 3?
To succeed, you will soon learn, as I did, the importance of a solid foundation in the basics of education - literacy, both verbal and numerical, and communication skills.
If you look at the publishers I've worked with, generally, they're a great bunch. Creation is unlike any other publishing house you can think of. The people I've worked with have integrity and intelligence and, almost always, less money than ideas.
It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to keep it.
What is better than all gods and worse than the worst devil. Dead men eat it every day, and living men who eat it die slowly.
why didn't cinderella play soccer?
Falsehood is cowardice, the truth courage.
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.
there is a man who lives on the 50 floor and when it rains he takes the elevator all 50 floors and when its sunny he goes 25 floors in the elevator and walks the rest why?
That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.
Visit the Anne Frank Museum
there is a man standing on a bridge and there is no cars coming and nothing abnormal is happening .hejumps off.why did this man suddenly jump off the bridge
I'm not a lawyer, and maybe I should have used more specific legal language.
"Times are hard in a small rural town, business is slowing and people are moving out. It so happens that there are two horse-dealerships in town. Unfortunately there's only enough people to support one of the dealerships. So the two owners meet and decide that one of them must leave town. Since neither of them want to leave they devise a competition to see who gets to stay. It is decided that they will race their horses across town. Now they don't want to damage their horses, so they change the race rule so that whoever?s horse crosses the finish post LAST wins the race and gets to stay in town. So the next day they set off. Both are ambling along, taking rests and getting nowhere nearer to finishing. After a few hours a wise old man tells them to dismount and gives them some advice. After which the two sprint back to the horses, get on and gallop towards the finish line. Assuming that the race rules were not changed - what advice did the old man give them ?"
There is an overwhelming amount of information available to us all on the web each day, not to mention what is shared with us by our family, friends, fans, and followers. This necessitates the need to filter through all that information and to decide for ourselves where to put our attention.
so your in a mansion and the powers out. you see a green door and a red door which do you go through (It does'nt matter which door). Now you see a purple door and a orange door which do you go through. now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle which door do you go through no you finally come to some signs 1 says death from drowning another says death from machine guns and the last 1 says death from electric chair (all the signs are on doors). then you see a big sign that says or stay in the mansion and starve to death. which do you do and also live.
Brothers and sisters, i have none. My sons father is my fathers son. Who am I?
You will recognize your own path when you come upon it, because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need.
a man is lost in a forest. the forest is between two villages . in village a everyone is a liar and everyone in village b tells the truth. the man wants to get to vilage b. as he is walking he sees a woman. he can only ask the woman one question and he does not know which village she is from. what question does he ask her in order to find village b?
My dad farmed, my granddad was a farmer. I wanted to be a farmer.
Hope and change? We're not doing that anymore. They're doing attack and blame. And so, I just think people are going to see through this. They want real leadership. They want us to get this country on the right track.
I'm the only girl on The Food Network who grills - I have two bestselling grilling books. I try to really focus on what men and women can do outside together out on the grill. I think it's really fun to have men and women out there together, having fun, working and enjoying themselves.
WHy do people like to stare at orange juice containers all day?
Using these unnamed sources, if done properly, carefully and fairly, provides more accountability in government.
Feed me food and I live, Feed me water and I die. What am I?
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
People love pretty much the same things best. A writer looking for subjects inquires not after what he loves best, but after what he alone loves at all.
one day a king and the royal tresurer took inventory of the kings wealth but then they came to one room with three boxes which contained silver, gold, and rubies,but box one was labled gold box 2 was labled silver and box 3 was labled neither gold or silver the tresurer told the king that all the lables had been switched around, how many boxes does the king have to open to find which is gold?
All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
I am alive without breath,i am as cold as death, I am never thirsty and ever drinking i am wrapped in chain mail but as I move I am never clinking.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
One night, a butler, a baker and a candlestick maker goes into a room the next day 4 people come out of the room how is that possible? One letter needs to be added to a word to get this.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'