Tis best to weigh the enemy more mighty than he seems.;William Shakespeare;best 6245;If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.;George Bernard Shaw;best 6246;Perhaps nature is our best assurance of immortality.;Eleanor Roosevelt;best 6247;Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.;Friedrich Nietzsche;best 6248;When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
There are a lot of good things about being famous but there are a few not so good things too.
I have made some of the best friends that I've got in this business.
The part of the bird that is not in the sky that can swim in the ocean and always stay dry.
Thinking well to be wise: planning well, wiser: doing well wisest and best of all.
where i may rest and you may not, upon my hord of gems and gold,where dragons eggs stay nice and warm, my house, my home, my hall of old
Blowing up buses will not induce the Israelis to move forward, and neither will the killing of Palestinians or the demolition of their homes and their future. All this needs to stop. And we pledge that Jordan will do its utmost to help achieve it.
Few will have the greatness to bend history itself but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total of all those acts will be written the history of this generation.
A POUND OF FEATHERS OR A POUND OF STONES???
I wake up every morning singing 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'
What might be taken for a precocious genius is the genius of childhood. When the child grows up, it disappears without a trace. It may happen that this boy will become a real painter some day, or even a great painter. But then he will have to begin everything again, from zero.
What occurs in a minute,twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
I walk on Four legges in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening. what am i?
The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.
We need to teach our kids, because there is such a celebrity culture at the moment, that however rich you are, however famous you are, however glamorous you are, everyone has to live by the same rules.
A man is lying in the middle of a field dead. He has an unopened package with him. As he had approached the center of the field, he had known that he was going to die when he reached the center. How could he know this, and what was in the package? NOTE: No, the package was NOT a bomb. That is what almost everyone guesses at first, so get that out of your head now.
Currently, I am overseeing the construction of the new Trump Tower in Chicago. I am involved in meeting with the construction crews, architects and sales teams. I am learning a lot and working with some of the best in the business.
You change your life by changing your heart.
To restore the trust of the people, we must reform the way the government operates.
what goes up and down at the same time but doesn' move?
He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead his eyes are closed.
Without consciousness and intelligence, the universe would lack meaning.
His ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge.
What instrument do you blow but can't hear anything?
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Being stubborn can be a good thing. Being stubborn can be a bad thing. It just depends on how you use it.
A change in the weather is sufficient to recreate the world and ourselves.
What's everything to someone, but nothing to everyone else?
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
There are forces all around you who wish to exploit division, rob you of your freedom, and tell you what to think. But young folks can rekindle the weary spirit of a slumbering nation.
A man grabbed a woman's ring and pulled on it, then dropped it. How did this save her life?
The lover of life makes the whole world into his family, just as the lover of the fair sex creates his from all the lovely women he has found, from those that could be found, and those who are impossible to find.
there was a bridge that could only hold 70 KG. a man who needed to get over the bridge was 68 KG BUT he had 3 pine apples each weighing 1 KG. how could he get over the bridge?
I'm not afraid to call a wine that tastes like Skittles or green peppers mixed with orange marmalade. I'll say, 'It tastes like chicken.' I mean, that's not what people think of when they think of wine, but that's what it tastes like to me and it hits home.
What looks at you when starring at your self. what does what you do.
I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every once in a while I get an idea about plumbing, I get an idea about city government, and they come the way they come.
For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.
I have 3 tails and you could fit 60 erths inside me,who am I?
Keep all special thoughts and memories for lifetimes to come. Share these keepsakes with others to inspire hope and build from the past, which can bridge to the future.
THERE IS A MAN ON VACATION HE IS STAYING AT A HOTEL ON THE 5TH FLOOR. EVERYDAY THE MAN TAKES THE ELEVATOR DOWN TO THE LOBBY AND EATS BREAKFAST, THEN TAKES THE ELEVATOR BACK UP TO HIS ROOM. LATER ON IN THE EVENING HE TAKES THE ELEVATOR DOWN TO THE LOBBY AND EATS DINNER, THEN HE TAKES THE STAIRS BACK UP TO THE 5TH FLOOR HE HATES DOING THIS BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAYS. WHY DOES HE DO IT. HINT:THE MAN HAS KIDS
What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.*
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
Can god make a borito so hot that he cant eat it?
I took three years off. I differentiated myself from the industry. Found my identity - sort of... I haven't graduated yet. I'm not legitimately educated yet, but maybe one day.
A man is in a room with a saw and a table.How does he escape?NOTE:THERE ARE NO DOOR OR WINDOWS
The most important American addition to the World Experience was the simple surprising fact of America. We have helped prepare mankind for all its later surprises.
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.
When I was 24, I was full of life. I was that ham who wanted to be famous, a movie star, all that stuff. I think it's cool. But it was not what I was searching for, really. It was more a delusion.
i do not excist though have a body i follow you everywhere it is my hobby
My mom, the fabulous Bertie Kinsey, is an amazing seamstress. She quilts and sews and is so crafty. We call her the Southern Martha Stewart!
Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity.
I think in most jobs, you get better as you get older. You gain experience, you gain knowledge.
Large as a mountain, small as a pea, Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
There are three houses a white one,a red one,and a blue one.The red one is on the left and the blue one is on the left.where is the white house?
The harder the struggle, the more glorious the triumph. Self-realization demands very great struggle.
How can you make a sandwitch much tastier?
Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.
I think the American government is now the most corrupt government in the world.
A women is pushing a car into the front of a red house and screams. Why?
I need to develop a car and engineer a car in a position that feels comfortable for me, and I don't think anyone can do a better job than I can in that position. The problem for me is if I can't get the car there I do struggle more than some.
Eat fondue
If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.
If a rooster lays an egg on the exact tip of a slanted roof - which side will it roll down?
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
You are trapped in a room, with only a table and a mirror. No doors, no windows. The whole room is cement. The walls are miles long. The celing is miles high. You can't dig yourself out or bust through the walls or anything like that. How do you get out? (Hint: The way you escape is not actually possible, it is a cartoonish way you get out)
there was one story house. what was the car's color? (enter here) The windows' color? (enter here)What was the garage's color? (enter here) What were the stairs' color? (enter here)
I grew up in a very religious family and it is the motivating force to every thing I do. I am fortunate to have had adults all around me who really lived their faith, in helping other people and doing the best you can do.
How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
Visit the Atacama Desert
I was built up from my dad more than anyone else.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
It's just really making sure I am doing the best job I can do as a dad. I do think that is my No. 1 job.
What did the pizza slice say to the other one to move?