Wednesday, August 6th, 2025

Trivia

On the front of a U.S. Social Security Card,what images appear on the left and right hand edges?

joke

Why did the SSD burn a flag? Because it was a Patriot Blaze

quote

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

fact

Scallops have approximately 100 eyes around the edge of its shell

Riddle

how does the turtle with no legs cross the road????????? HINT take the f out of free and the f out of way!!!!!!!!!

advice

The best sex is fun.

hobby

Meteorology

Bucket List

Work on a ranch or farm

Trivia

In the classic Shel Silverstein book "The Giving Tree," what type of tree gives its fruit to a little boy?

joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with

quote

By far the most important factor in the success or failure of any school, far more important than tests or standards or business-model methods of accountability, is simply attracting the best-educated, most exciting young people into urban schools and keeping them there.

fact

Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents

Riddle

Your in a racecar race. you bypass last place. What place are you in?

advice

You will always regret the round of Tequila.

hobby

Badminton

Bucket List

Do a keg-stand

Trivia

In the abbreviation for the medical procedure popularly known as an MRI,what does the "I' stand for?

joke

A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, "You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection" She replied, "Philately will get you nowhere."

fact

The first couple to be shown on a sitcom sleeping in the same bed was "Mary Kay and Johnny."

Riddle

I love to dance and twist and prance, I shake my tail, as away I sail, wingless I fly into the sky. What am I?

advice

Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour.

hobby

Swimming

Bucket List

Ride the Trans Siberian from Beijing to Moscow

joke

Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work.

fact

The expression cooked "al dente" means "to the tooth." What this means is that the pasta should be somewhat firm, and offer some resistance to the tooth, but should also be tender

quote

I think health is another exceedingly important thing.

Trivia

On an '80s TV series, a plucky orphan named Penelope Brewster was better known as what?

advice

Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow.

Bucket List

Be complimented on my body

hobby

Rock painting

Riddle

How many lakers does it take to gaurd Sebastian Telfair?

joke

New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose

advice

Good things come to those who wait.

fact

The cross bow was invented by the Chinese and records of its usage goes back to as far as the Three Kingdom Period (220 a.d.-280 a.d.).

Bucket List

Visit Sossusvlei

Trivia

A breakthrough in fashion,"jeggings" are leggings designed to look like what?

hobby

Martial arts

Riddle

If an electric is traveling north at 150 MPH, what direction will the steam go?

joke

If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia.

fact

Each year there are approximately 20 billion coconuts produced worldwide

Trivia

A child starting kindergarten in September 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?

advice

A problem shared is a problem halved.

Bucket List

Drink a beer at the world’s highest beer garden

hobby

Running

Riddle

I am hated by people. People are scared of me. I am hated by worms and I always have a worm following me. But the worm is never eaten by birds and other predators. I sometimes live in a house but I am seldom seen. I am alive. I can breathe. And I can eat What am I?

quote

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

Trivia

A 1995 documentary subtitled "Hollywood Madam" examines the rise and fall of what scandalous figure?

joke

Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.

fact

In 1631, two London bible printers accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."

Bucket List

Learn to play a musical instrument

quote

Often, we are quick to find blame with others but yet are unable to give constructive responses. There seems to be a tendency to doubt almost everything. Do we not have faith in our own people's strengths and in our institutions? Can we afford distrust amongst ourselves?

advice

Don't burn bridges.

hobby

Snowmobiling

Riddle

A man had finished his work one day. He went to bed but first he had a glass of water, got into bed and tuned off the light. In the morning, the man turned on the TV. The news was on. The newsman said: A boat has crash through the night, 100 people died. The man said that it was all his fault. Why?

joke

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? He wanted to buy stock options.

fact

Paul Hunn holds the record for the loudest burp, which was 118.1 decibels, which is as loud as a chainsaw

Trivia

On the Internet, the abbreviation "LOL" typically denotes which of these emotional states?

advice

Fail. Fail again. Fail better.

hobby

Whisky

Bucket List

Get rid of my credit card debt

quote

I feel a social responsibility. We need to open people's eyes. There is a lack of education in Ethiopia.

fact

In 1960 there were 16,067 gambling slots in Nevada. By 1999, this number rose to 205,726 slots which would be one slot for every 10 people residing there

joke

What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!

Trivia

A 2006 study of phone conversations found that which statement was meant sarcastically 23 percent of the time?

quote

I pray God may preserve your health and life many years.

hobby

Dandyism

advice

One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want.

Bucket List

Eat deep dish pizza in Chicago

Riddle

A man is heading toward the middle of an open field, He knows that when he gets to the middle he will die...How?

joke

How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!

fact

Before air conditioning was invented, white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to keep the air cool.

Trivia

On the classic TV series "Welcome Back Kotter" what subject did Mr. Kotter teach?

Riddle

How can this be true? Have a look at the picture. All the lines are straight, the shapes that make up the top picture are the same as the ones in the bottom picture so where does the gap come from?

advice

Measure twice, cut once.

Bucket List

Visit Easter Island

hobby

Letterboxing

quote

The history of mankind is the instant between two strides taken by a traveler.

Riddle

Po likes Cho,Ming likes Loe,Pimp likes...

fact

Sugar Bear (the mascot for Golden Crisps cereal) was born in 1963

Trivia

A child starting kindergarten in September 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?

advice

Tell it like it is.

Bucket List

Get married and really mean it

hobby

Bus riding

joke

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

joke

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb.

Riddle

I Am Short And Long. I Can Go By In 60 Seconds Just Liek That Or I Can Be So Slow. What Am I?

fact

In a day, kids in the U.S. that are between the ages of 2 - 8 spend 28 minutes of their time coloring

Trivia

On the classic TV series "The Brady Bunch,"what is the name of the Brady family dog?

quote

People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built.

advice

Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship.

hobby

Breakdancing

Bucket List

Attend the Grand Prix

joke

"So Sherlock..." asked Watson, "I forget, what was your highest degree of education?" "Elementary, my dear Watson."

fact

Instead of a Birthday Cake, many Russian children are given a Birthday Pie

Trivia

A child starting kindergarten in September 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?

Riddle

YOU HAVE TO US COINS. THEY MAKE 55 CENTS PUT TOGETHER. ONE OF THEM IS NOT A NICKLE. WHAT ARE THE 2 COINS?

advice

Accept advice.

hobby

Rapping

Bucket List

Celebrate Holi in India

quote

Most North Americans know that human-caused global warming is real, even if political leaders don't always reflect or act on that knowledge.

fact

The Tonle Sap River in Cambodia flows north for almost half the year and then south for the rest of the year

Trivia

7-Eleven stores were temporarily converted into Kwik E-marts to promote the release of what movie?

Riddle

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars, and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life kills laughter.

joke

With a name like Freddy Mercury... shouldn't he have done heavy metal?

advice

You never really grow up.

Bucket List

Drink schnapse in Germany

hobby

Kendama

quote

Exposure makes you famous, not just good work. Famous is being plastered everywhere.

joke

You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded.

Trivia

A 2008 study in "Reference Services Review" found which of these websites to be about 80% accurate?

fact

It takes the Hubble telescope about 97 minutes to complete an orbit of the Earth. On average, the Hubble uses the equivilent amount of energy as 30 household light bulbs to complete an orbit.

advice

Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them.

Bucket List

Start a podcast

hobby

Cooking

Riddle

26=L in the A. What am I

quote

I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe - because, like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return.

joke

Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover.

Riddle

what can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never weeps, has a head but never weeps.

fact

Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen

Trivia

A chemical compound known as DHA is a common active ingredient in what beauty product?

advice

If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet.

Bucket List

Get a kiss from a celebrity

hobby

Airsoft

quote

Do What You Gotta Do' is a positive, inspirational song that says no matter what it is whether you're up against challenges or trying to get your dreams and aspirations met, you should do what whatever you have to do shy of killing yourself or someone else.;Angie Stone;dreams 15254;A successful life is one that is lived through understanding and pursuing one's own path, not chasing after the dreams of others.;Chin-Ning Chu;dreams 15255;In our increasingly secular society, with so many disparate gods and different faiths, superhero films present a unique canvas upon which our shared hopes, dreams and apocalyptic nightmares can be projected and played out.;Tom Hiddleston;dreams 15256;There are a lot of things that are personally uncomfortable to show, especially me without makeup and completely bloated or crying. But I've realized that it's time for me to show my audience that you don't have to be perfect to achieve your dreams.;Katy Perry;dreams 15257;She still talks to me now, only ...

advice

When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm.

joke

I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect

fact

The first TONKA truck was made in 1947

Trivia

On Home Depot's web site, "islands" are items marked for what room of the house?

Riddle

Make six 6's equal 1

hobby

Furniture building

Bucket List

Attend a country music concert

advice

Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated.

fact

The only South East Asian country that has never been colonized by a Western Power is Thailand

joke

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Bucket List

Visit Yosemite

Riddle

What goes up, but should be down?

Trivia

A bit in a gossip column that doesn't mention any names is often called a what?

hobby

Herp keeping

quote

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

joke

I support farming and math... I'm pro-tractor.

advice

Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse.

Riddle

How does a dog stop the VCR?

Trivia

On food packaging, a circle with a "U" indicates that the food is certified as what?

fact

In a day, kids in the U.S. that are between the ages of 2 - 8 spend 28 minutes of their time coloring

quote

He who believes in freedom of the will has never loved and never hated.

Bucket List

Visit all 50 US states

hobby

Video gaming

joke

Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted "most likely to secede?"

advice

You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

fact

The hydra, which is related to the jellyfish, can grow its body back in a couple of days if it is cut in half

Trivia

`Famous for their work on modernist furniture design, Charles and Ray Eames were related how?

Riddle

A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?

hobby

Breakdancing

Bucket List

Ride the Orient Express

quote

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

Trivia

On an old-fashioned rotary phone,what number requires the longest turn of the dial?

joke

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi

fact

The word "comet" comes from the Greek word "kometes" meaning long hair and referring to the tail

Riddle

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?

advice

Don't take life too seriously.

hobby

Beach volleyball

Bucket List

Win money gambling in a casino

quote

When Ted Williams was here, inducted into the Hall of Fame 37 years ago, he said he must have earned it, because he didn't win it because of his friendship with the writers. I guess in that way, I'm proud to be in this company that way.

fact

In 1836, Mexican General Santa Anna held an elaborate state funeral for his amputated leg. updated

joke

What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

Riddle

The strangest creature you'll ever find has two eyes in front and a hundred behind.

Trivia

A chemical compound known as DHA is a common active ingredient in what beauty product?

advice

Most things are not as bad as you think they are.

hobby

Calligraphy

Bucket List

Visit Alcatraz

quote

Power in defense of freedom is greater than power in behalf of tyranny and oppression.

advice

Value the people in your life.

fact

It is estimated that by the end of 2000, there has been 142,600 tonnes of gold mined in the world

Trivia

On the Fahrenheit scale, 98.6 degrees is generally considered to be what?

joke

A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: "'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Riddle

Most want me, few do not, I am shaken by the sound of a single shot I am need on earth, but I have lost my way, I wish for death to stop every day. I go to bed and wish all night, but even than there is still a fight I can not take this anymore, can you please just call off the war Think of all the sons, daughters, nephew and niece... Know what I am?

hobby

Water sports

Bucket List

Eat only things I cook for a month

quote

Once you're halfway home, you know that you can probably get the rest of the way there.

joke

What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut.

fact

Pucks hit by hockey sticks have reached speeds of up to 150 miles per hour

Trivia

A 2010 Time magazine article debunks the myth that what group of people are "spoiled,selfish,solitary misfits"?

Riddle

A room with no windows or doors Walks in the night, grows in a day, Is found where there is death and decay.

quote

Of course the EU and member states must work to ensure that people moving from one country to another understand their obligations and their rights in areas like health, road safety and further education.

Bucket List

Visit St. George’s Church

hobby

Engraving

advice

Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent.

fact

The Great Pyramids used to be as white as snow because they were encased in a bright limestone that has worn off over the years

joke

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck? A firequacker.

quote

Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.

Trivia

In the animal kingdom, what term is used to describe the male who is the dominant member of a group?

Riddle

duck duck duck!

hobby

High-power rocketry

advice

Be a good lover.

Bucket List

Run in the City 2 Surf

joke

Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out.

fact

The word "toy" comes from an old English word that means "tool."

Trivia

In the classic TV special, Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer befriends an elf who wants to be a what?

Riddle

i dunno if u can c i dunno if u can speak i dunno if u can walk/run i dunno if u can hear i dunno if u can feel but i no 1 thing u are not human u are not alive u are not anything what am i?

advice

You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most.

Bucket List

Visit the Blue Grotto

quote

When prayer removes distrust and doubt and enters the field of mental certainty, it becomes faith and the universe is built on faith.

hobby

Birdwatching

Trivia

A 1995 documentary subtitled "Hollywood Madam" examines the rise and fall of what scandalous figure?

joke

When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say "aaaah! my neck hurts"

fact

One out of 20 people have an extra rib

Riddle

What is yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's yesterday?

advice

Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems.

Bucket List

Drink at Ozone Bar in Hong Kong

hobby

Fossil hunting

quote

The development of beauty in chess never depends on you alone. No matter how much imagination and creativity you invest, you still do not create beauty. Your opponent must react at the same highest level.

fact

Humans are born with 300 bones in their body, however when a person reaches adulthood they only have 206 bones. This occurs because many of them join together to make a single bone

joke

How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill

quote

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

Trivia

In the classic folk song "On Top of Old Smoky," what is "Old Smoky"?

Riddle

As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with 7 wives each wife had 7 sacks each sack had 7 cats each cat had 7 kits kits cats sacks wives how many were going to St. Ives?

advice

Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day.

Bucket List

Drink airag in Mongolia

hobby

Horseshoes

advice

Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them.

fact

In 1960 there were 16,067 gambling slots in Nevada. By 1999, this number rose to 205,726 slots which would be one slot for every 10 people residing there

Trivia

A 2010 study by dating Web site Badoo.com found which of these nation's women to be most flirtatious online?

quote

Have the courage of your desire.

joke

What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry-er.

Riddle

does money grow on trees

hobby

Journaling

Bucket List

Be front row for a concert

joke

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

fact

Smokers are twice as likely to develop lower back pain than non-smokers

quote

A runner must run with dreams in his heart, not money in his pocket.

Trivia

A 2010 study by dating Web site Badoo.com found which of these nation's women to be most flirtatious online?

Riddle

I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

advice

If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one.

hobby

Fashion

Bucket List

See the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Trivia

In the classic Mark Twain novel,Tom Sawyer lives in a small town located near what river?

fact

The expression cooked "al dente" means "to the tooth." What this means is that the pasta should be somewhat firm, and offer some resistance to the tooth, but should also be tender

quote

Study men, not historians.

Riddle

I always run but dont walk i have a mouth but dont talk what am i

advice

To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist.

hobby

Herp keeping

Bucket List

Visit the Acropolis

joke

What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside

joke

Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy.

Bucket List

Play in a sporting tournament

fact

In 1810, Peter Durand invented the tin can for preserving food

quote

The Recovery plan will put money in the pockets of the American worker, create and save millions of new jobs and invest in crucial areas such as health care, education, energy independence and a new infrastructure.

Riddle

a cowbboy rode to a hotel on friday. stayed 2 days and left on friday.how is that possible

Trivia

On the human body, the area of skin known as "The T-zone" is located where?

advice

Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times.

hobby

Dog training

joke

There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, "I'm going to watch my step next time!"

fact

It would take about fourteen and half million notes of currency to build a mile high stack

Riddle

What did the duck say when the store clerk asked if he was going to pay cash or charge?

Trivia

A caramel candy brand since 1903,Werther's Original is named after a town in the Westphalia region of what country?

advice

When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave.

hobby

Do it yourself

Bucket List

Attend a champagne breakfast

quote

And later I thought, I can't think how anyone can become a director without learning the craft of cinematography.

joke

Every morning I run around the block 5 times... ...Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep

quote

Faith, culture, structure and guidance are good things.

fact

Not all polar bears hibernate; only pregnant females polar bears do

Trivia

On the front of a U.S. Social Security Card,what images appear on the left and right hand edges?

Riddle

what did the father cellphone say to the baby cellphone?

Bucket List

Publish an eBook

advice

What could you increase? What could you reduce?

hobby

backpacking

advice

Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour.

Trivia

In the classic Shel Silverstein book "The Giving Tree," what type of tree gives its fruit to a little boy?

joke

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation

fact

In the U.S., over one million gallons of cosmetics, drinks, and lotions are sold that contain aloe in them per year

quote

I believe we should encourage children to sing and play instruments from an early age.

Riddle

What happens when you step on a selfish cat?

Bucket List

Try fire walking

hobby

Anime

joke

Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set

fact

The abbreviation Xmas for the word Christmas is of Greek origin. Since the word for Christ in the Greek language is Xristos, which starts with the letter "X," they started putting the X in place of Christ and came up with the short form for the word Christmas

quote

Well, when you're the youngest of five, parents kind of lose interest more and more through the children. I think my eldest brother was under loads of pressure to do something amazing with his life, but by the time I came around they were like, 'Well, let's hope he doesn't kill a guy.'

Trivia

A Boston native,what late night host's sister made her film debut as one of the Eklund sisters in "The Fighter"?

Riddle

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

advice

When faced with a choice, do both.

Bucket List

Visit Sossusvlei

hobby

Hula hooping

fact

The Kodiak, which is native to Alaska, is the largest bear and can measure up to eight feet and weigh as much as 1,700 pounds

joke

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!

quote

In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're gone.

Riddle

every day you walk on us, we can't work without each other, and never can i help you.

advice

A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard.

hobby

Glassblowing

Bucket List

Spend a night in the Lizzie Borden House

Trivia

A child starting kindergarten in September 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?

joke

What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants!

Trivia

`Famous for their work on modernist furniture design, Charles and Ray Eames were related how?

quote

Disarming Iraq is legal under a series of U.N. resolutions. Iraq is in flagrant violation of U.N. Security Council resolutions.

fact

A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs

Bucket List

Take a bartending class

hobby

Metalworking

advice

Tell it like it is.

Riddle

As I was going to St. Ives, I met seven wives, Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kittens, Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many are going to St. Ives?

Trivia

In the acronym SRS, a common term for automobile airbags,the letter "R" stands for what?

quote

He who would do good to another must do it in Minute Particulars: general Good is the plea of the scoundrel, hypocrite, and flatterer, for Art and Science cannot exist but in minutely organized Particulars.

fact

The Planters Peanut Company mascot, Mr. Peanut, was created during a contest for schoolchildren in 1916

joke

Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel

advice

If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes.

hobby

Exhibition drill

Bucket List

Go hot tubbing in the cold

Riddle

Sergi and Sally were sitting in their family room.Sergi was watching T.V. and Sally was reading a book when the power went out.Sergi went to bed.Sally continued to read with no use of light... how is this possible?

fact

In 2002, the most popular boat name in the U.S. was Liberty

Trivia

On the classic TV series "The Brady Bunch,"what is the name of the Brady family dog?

quote

In its most limited sense, modern, art would seem to concern itself only with the technical innovations of the period.

Bucket List

Witness the Cooper’s Hill Cheese Rolling Festival

joke

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends? A ditch.

advice

Share positive energy.

hobby

Whittling

Riddle

What is brown and sticky?

advice

Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head.

fact

The fur of the binturong, also known as the "Asian Bear Cat," smells like popcorn. The scent is believed to come from a gland located near the tail

quote

The rain, which had continued yesterday and last night, ceased this morning. We then proceeded, and after passing two small islands about ten miles further, stopped for the night at Piper's landing, opposite another island.

joke

Where do pots go on vacation? JaPAN!

Trivia

In the AAMCO song, when does the double beep occur.

hobby

Surfing

Bucket List

Go ice skating

Riddle

how would you make 30 cents with two coins if one of the coins was not a nickel

joke

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!

Trivia

On the Great Seal of the United States,the eagle holds in its beak a scroll bearing what Latin phrase?

fact

Paul Hunn holds the record for the loudest burp, which was 118.1 decibels, which is as loud as a chainsaw

quote

Great things are done when men and mountains meet.

advice

Fail. Fail again. Fail better.

hobby

Shuffleboard

Bucket List

Have a mojito and a cigar in Cuba

Trivia

On the 2010 Forbes 400 list, what billionaire identifies himself as residing in Medina, Washington?

joke

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

fact

In 1960 there were 16,067 gambling slots in Nevada. By 1999, this number rose to 205,726 slots which would be one slot for every 10 people residing there

quote

I knew everything and received everything. But real happiness, is giving.

advice

Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated.

Bucket List

Attend Space Camp

hobby

Drama

Riddle

A man lives on floor 24 of a tower block. Every day he takes the lift down to go to work. When he comes home he takes the lift up to floor 20 but walks the rest of the way to 24. But when it's raining he takes the lift straight to room 24. Why does he do this?

joke

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

fact

The hydra, which is related to the jellyfish, can grow its body back in a couple of days if it is cut in half

Trivia

A 2011 New York Times obituary for the late Peter Falk discussed the actor's 30-plus year gig as what TV character?

quote

If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.

advice

Have a firm handshake.

hobby

Rugby

Bucket List

Cruise the Yangtze River

Riddle

the beggining of eternity ,the en of time and space ,the beginning of every end and the end of every place

joke

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

fact

Instead of a Birthday Cake, many Russian children are given a Birthday Pie

Trivia

In the classic story "Peter Pan," what does Wendy use to reattach Peter's shadow?

quote

I love walking down the street and seeing faces and drama and happiness and sadness and dirt and cleanliness.

advice

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

hobby

Couponing

Bucket List

Visit Ephesus

joke

Fart tutor wanted, must have references

fact

Asthma affects one in fifteen children under the age of eighteen

Trivia

A 2010 study by dating Web site Badoo.com found which of these nation's women to be most flirtatious online?

quote

Happiness lies first of all in health.

Riddle

a hill full a hole full beat you can't catch a bowl full

advice

The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge.

Bucket List

Witness a tsunami

hobby

Watching documentaries

fact

The average price for a major league baseball game in 2004 is $19.82

Trivia

A chemical compound known as DHA is a common active ingredient in what beauty product?

joke

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks.

quote

Since its founding in 1854, Penn State has proven to be a leading institution of higher learning.

Riddle

What has a hole? What is in holes? What is it?

Bucket List

Attend a live NBA game

advice

Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative.

hobby

Metal detecting

quote

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

fact

It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill in the United States

joke

So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Trivia

In the cable drama "Boss," Kelsey Grammar plays a crooked mayor of what U.S. city?

Riddle

I'm between 1 and 1000. I'm a three digit number. I have a five in me. I'm almost half of 1000 What number am I ?

advice

The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath.

Bucket List

Visit the Blue Lagoon in Iceland

hobby

Jumping rope