There are ten floors in an apartment building. A woman lives on the tenth floor of an apartment building. Every morning before work, she takes the elevator down to the ground and goes to work. When she gets back, if it is raining, or there are people with her, she will take the elevator all the way to the tenth floor. If it is not raining, and people aren't with her, she takes the elevator to the fifth floor and then takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
I write early in the morning, usually after reading portions of at least half a dozen newspapers on the web.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
The business of America is business.
what runs all the way around the house but never moves
We create success or failure on the course primarily by our thoughts.
A man is traped in a room with no doors no windows. 4 walls a celing and a floor. there is also a table and a light. How does he get out?
the more it gives, the more you choke it what am I?
I'm not really into gourmet food I'm the kind of guy who just stops by a place that looks good rather than heading for the restaurant of the moment.
Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking.
You have heard "give your eyes a breack", imagine that you're giving your eyes a breack, how do you do it?
I always believe that to be the best, you have to smell like the best, dress like the best, act like the best. When you throw your trash in the garbage can, it has to be better than anybody else who ever threw trash in the garbage can.
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
Your stuck in a house. How do you get out?
Knowledge is the eye of desire and can become the pilot of the soul.
God and the Devil are an effort after specialization and the division of labor.
What nut has no shell?
There aren't many things that are universally cool, and it's cool not to litter. I'd never do it.
Don was driving his semi under an overpass when suddenly he came to a screeching halt. Don wasn't paying enough attention and inadvertently drove under the overpass that was just barely as high as his truck. The semi was wedged so tightly that he could not go forward or backward. A fellow trucker came by and told him how he could easily get the semi out from under the bridge. What did he suggest?
I have mostly been terrified of listening to scary stories around a campfire. We camp a lot as a family, and at night my dad would try and tell us scary stories. This made eating s'mores difficult. The story would start with something like... 'and the old man who lived in these woods...' I would then run back into the camper terrified.
A man of genius has been seldom ruined but by himself.
I am a monster in a dark tunnel. Pull me back and I will bite you. What am I?
My biggest failure is I have too many to talk about.
I'm only going to stand before God and give an account for my life, not for somebody else's life. If I have a bad attitude, then I need to say there's no point in me blaming you for what's wrong in my life.
Black within, Red without, With four corners round about. What am I?
Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall.
When it is dark I can see,When it is light I always am hiding.
Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.
were do you go to fing your favorite dogs mountion and your dogs name is rocky
I don't like being in houses alone.
Wealth, beauty, and fame are transient. When those are gone, little is left except the need to be useful.
what thing has 4 legs when it was on the sky,2 legs on the ground and 3legs in water?
The world in general doesn't know what to make of originality it is startled out of its comfortable habits of thought, and its first reaction is one of anger.
If you feel your school is failing you, the question is why. Is it a lack of parental involvement, large classes, school violence, poor learning environment? Are there any standards to determine where problems are? Are there tutoring or mentoring programs? If the school is still failing after 3 years then what are your options?
what is H204?
Steven Spielberg is unique. I feel that the kinds of movies he loves are the same kinds of movies that the big mass audience loves. He's very fortunate because he can do the things he naturally likes the best, and he's been very successful.
There is a lazy dog,What does he chase?
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.
It's detter than god, it's worse than the devil, rich people need it, and poor people have it. What is it?
It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised I'd become an actor.
I will not be discouraged by failure I will not be elated by success.
It seems to never occur to fools that merit and good fortune are closely united.
What do you put in an empty bucket to make it lighter?
Denzel's quality, I think, is his faith. You have all the action in your head and you have to believe in it and just do it. That's what he does and that's what he taught me to do.
i can go up a chimeny down but cant go down a chimeny up what am I ?
I would like to be remembered as someone who did the best she could with the talent she had.
We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind. He who has faith knows this truly let him rejoice.
I'm not really conservative. I'm conservative on certain things. I believe in less government. I believe in fiscal responsibility and all those things that maybe Republicans used to believe in but don't any more.
Learning to see waste and systematically eliminate it has allowed lean companies such as Toyota to dominate entire industries. Lean thinking defines value as 'providing benefit to the customer' anything else is waste.
Well, I'm a libertarian conservative, so I believe in limited government/maximum individual freedom.
Emotions have no place in business, unless you do business with them.
Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a sense of humor, we now live in different parts of the world but when we find ourselves in the same place it is more or less as if there had been no years in between.
a man wants to know what day it is so he goes into a forest theres a unicorn which lies on thursday-sunday and theres a lion which lies monday-wednesday. so he asks the lion which day it is and he says "well yesterday was my lieing day" and then he asked the unicorn she said "yesterday was my lieing day too." WHAT DAY IS IT ???????
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
As soon as I became old enough to make my dreams my reality, I became a firm believer that the subconscious and the world outside of our flesh and blood is essentially the truth.
And gradually they're beginning to recognize the fact that there's nothing more secure than a democratic, accountable, and participatory form of government. But it's sunk in only theoretically, it has not yet sunk in completely in practical terms.