The myth of the liberal media empowers conservatives to control debate in the United States to the point where liberals cannot even hope for a fair shake anymore.
I have hands, arms, and a face, but no body or legs. I am not alive, but I move, without force from anything. What am I?
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache.
i can hold water but i have holes all on/in me
It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.
The main essentials of a successful prime minister are sleep and a sense of history.
If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.
Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives.
The history of the world is the record of the weakness, frailty and death of public opinion.
one man take one day to dig a hole,how long will it take him to dig half a hole?
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
Make these 11 lines into 9 without adding or subtracting any of the lines. -----------
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
How do you make 40 with 6, 4, 8, and 2?
Home is where my mom is.
My dad has more sparkly stuff than most men.
I read murder mysteries. I exercise 40 minutes a day. I watch videotapes while I exercise. I listen to audiotapes when I am in my car. And I try to stay in three different centuries.
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE HAS TO USE A FORK TO RAKE THE LEAVES
Every day I try to be in communication with the universe in an unconscious way.
Many have left their families to defend our freedom. We salute their bravery we express our appreciation and support to their families. And we pray for their safe return.
I'm talking to you and it's basically a direct communication, whereas if I'm writing a letter to you and you read the letter, there are like 12 extra deconstruction and reconstruction steps in the communication.
We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
I have great faith in the intelligence of the American viewer and reader to put two and two together and come up with four.
The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.
Why are we the strongest people alive???
Tall I am young, Short I am old, God's breath is my foe
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.
It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.
.Who makes it, has no need of it, Who buys it, has no use for it, Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. who am i
Critics can be harsh and I think it's going to take me a long time to make people see what I have inside of me and that I really put my guts into movies and that I'm not superficial and that I'm not just a pretty face.
A hole is 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide. How much dirt is in it?
I have 2 legs in the morning 3 legs in the evening and 4 legs in the night What am I?
But now I feel off the grid. I feel that I am not part of the culture. And because I don't have a car I don't really go anywhere to buy things. In fact, I have been in a slow process of selling and giving away everything I own.
Productive achievement is a consequence and an expression of health and self-esteem, not its cause.
My mom was a saint. She taught me to be terminally nice.
how can it be that a man never 8 for 20 years and is alive?
I don't know why my smile has become a signature pose. I think it's a nice change. I think people want to see happiness, so a smile is what can bring that. I didn't make it my trademark on purpose.
There was a white with white bricks a red house with red bricks a blue house with blue bricks What color where the green houses bricks
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
A plane crashes between the U.S. border and the Canada border.There are some survivers.Where should you burry the survivers?
The biggest novelty of 2013 will be new leadership in China. Very little is known about the views of the new leaders - who will rule the country for ten years. But we do know they're the first generation of Chinese leaders who have spent the majority of their lives in a China 'opening up' to the rest of the world.
You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world... a very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us.
Never refuse an assignment except when there is a conflict of interest, a potential of danger to you or your family, or you hold a strongly biased attitude about the subject under focus.
What gets fat without eating and cries when not sad What gives birth without concieving and shouts when not mad?
A word that everyone says incorrectly but yet this word can be said correctly.What is this word?
Happiness is secured through virtue it is a good attained by man's own will.
I come two times a Week but once a Year.Who am I?
If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
if 5 is 6 what is 6
Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.
Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
You can't afford to get sick, and you can't depend on the present health care system to keep you well. It's up to you to protect and maintain your body's innate capacity for health and healing by making the right choices in how you live.
A popular government without popular information or the means of acquiring it, is but a prologue to a farce, or a tragedy, or perhaps both.
Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky
I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.
If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the good things that happened in my life.
There are 20 sick sheep 2 fo them died.how many are there left?
Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!