Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
THERE WAS A GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL. SHE AND HER FRIENDS ALL DECIDED TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER. JUST THEN THE CUTEST GUY ASKED HER OUT!! THEY ALL DECIDED TO CHANGE THE SLEEPOVER TO ANOTHER DAY. SHE KNEW THAT HER PARENTS WOULD SAY NO TO THE DATE SO SHE TOLD THEM THAT SHE WAS GOING TO THE SLEEPOVER INSTEAD. WHEN SHE GOT IN THE GUY'S CAR HE SAID THAT THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE A MOONLITE DINNER AT THE RIVER. BUT FIRST HE HAD TO BUY SOME BEER. SO SHE WENT WITH HIM. AFTER THE DINNER, HER DATE STARTED TO DRIVE FASTER AND FASTER! IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK. EVERY TIME SHE ASKED HIM TO SLOW DOWN, HE ONLY WENT FASTER! THE NEXT THING SHE KNEW, SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A NURSE. SHE TOLD THE NURSE TO TELL THE PEOPLE IN THE OTHER CAR THAT SHE WAS SORRY FOR WHAT SHE HAD DONE AND THAT SHE WANTED HER PARENTS TO KNOW THAT SHE WAS SORRY AND THAT SHE LOVED THEM. JUST THEN SHE DIED. THE DOCTER CAME IN AND SAID " WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE THAT GIRL HER LAST WISH?" THEN THE NURSE SAID BECAUSE IT HAD TO DO WITH THE PEO...
I am a tea, followed by a reak, what do I spell?
It's only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
A black dog stood in the middle of the street. The city was painted black, the streetlights didn't work due to a power outage. A car drove down the street with broken headlights and almost hit the dog, but missed him. How is this possible?
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Great is the power of habit. It teaches us to bear fatigue and to despise wounds and pain.
It is said that those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad. It may well be that a war neurosis stirred up by propaganda of fear and hatred is the prelude to destruction.
You are driving a car. On your right is a steep cliff. Right in front of you there is a horse and right behind an elephant, both of which travel at your own speed. On your left there is a fire truck blocking you. How do you stop your car?
By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
The marriage of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution, honored in all cultures and by every religious faith. It's in this institution that children are meant to be nurtured. We know this after thousands of years of human experience.
A man was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister, yet all who knew this thought nothing of it. Why?
A man die of thirst in his own home. How is this possible?
The average husband enjoys the total effect of his home but is usually unable to contribute any of the details of work and organisation that make it enjoyable.
a king wants a smart boy for his daughter so he puts a boy at each corner of a 4 corner room on a box he tells them they heve to get to the princess with out touching the ground, one boy figued it out how did he do it?
The hardest thing is spending twelve hours a day accommodating the rest of the world, then going home at night and criticizing it. I would be curious about what I'd write if I didn't have to worry about offending.
If John lives 1874 cm away from Sam.And Lisa lives 1235 cm away from Sam.How far does John and Lisa live apart?
The person you consider ignorant and insignificant is the one who came from God, that he might learn bliss from grief and knowledge from gloom.
A box without a hinge or lid, yet golen tresure inside is hid. What am I?
A house is a machine for living in.
I live and love in God's peculiar light.
As soon as I get my car I think I'll be going to the cinema more. Since I don't go very often, there are no films that are a must see at the moment. I usually wait till they come out on DVD.
The only day I remember of my parents' marriage was the day my dad walked out. As I stood there at five years old, with my older sister and younger brother, I knew that he was gone.
I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things.
The revelation of thought takes men out of servitude into freedom.
If we had in this room a hundred teachers, good teachers from good schools, and asked them to define the word education, there would be very little general agreement.
I'm a total protein shake junkie nerd. I get creative every morning - you never know what you're gonna get in my shake... fruit? Peanut butter? Ice-cream?
Great minds are to make others great. Their superiority is to be used, not to break the multitude to intellectual vassalage, not to establish over them a spiritual tyranny, but to rouse them from lethargy, and to aid them to judge for themselves.
Most Americans are very cool people.
I think it's more important to be fit so that you can be healthy and enjoy activities than it is to have a good body.
Why do some fruit hate apples?
No single man can be taken as a model for a perfect figure, for no man lives on earth who is endowed with the whole of beauty.
Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.
Leadership is a potent combination of strategy and character. But if you must be without one, be without the strategy.
I fear those big words which make us so unhappy.
The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic side of truth, wisdom, is dying out.
What has a tounge, can't speak but can walk?
I heard someone from the music business saying they are no longer looking for talent, they want people with a certain look and a willingness to cooperate.
The traveller has reached the end of the journey!