two men who are best friends go to a bar. they order the same exact drink. one guy is very thirsty so he drinks 3x as much as his friend.the other guy takes a drink and drops dead 15 minutes later. the drinks are tested and all of the drinks were poisioned with the same amount and type of poision.Why didn't the guy who drank more die?
Life's more amusing than we thought.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
The Queen's intelligence network is a hell of a lot better than anyone's in this palace. Bar none. She knows everything. I don't know how she does it. And she sees everything.
What's the next number? 3 3 5 4 4 3 5 5 4 _______
You know, I look like a woman but I think like a man. And in this world of business, that has helped me a lot. Because by the time they think that I don't know what's goin' on, I then got the money, and gone.
Although my family - parents and sister - all work in the personnel management business, their real passion is performing, amateur operatic societies and so on.
Forward and forward I go, never looking back. My limit no one knows, more of me do they lack. Like a river I do flow, and an eagle I fly. Now can you guess, what am I?
In places where marriage's core meaning has been altered through legal action, officials are beginning to target for punishment those believers and churches that refuse to adapt.
Faith is not simply a patience that passively suffers until the storm is past. Rather, it is a spirit that bears things - with resignations, yes, but above all, with blazing, serene hope.
I grew up in the business since I was three years old so I've always kind of been in front of the camera and grew up in commercials and I knew that I wanted to do it no matter what, I just loved it.
The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not our circumstances.
Families are struggling against a tide of junk information on junk food.
Legal abortion will never rest easy on this nation's conscience.
Ifthere is a plane filled with U.S.citizens and it crashed on the border of the United States and Canada where would you bury the surviors?
Beautiful music is the art of the prophets that can calm the agitations of the soul it is one of the most magnificent and delightful presents God has given us.
You set a wind-up clock for 9:00a.m in the morning and it is 8:00 p.m.How many hours of sleep do you get?
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
There was a man found dead on a sunday morning in his own bathroom. He was 5'7, and 173 pounds. When cops came, they asked the wife, she was sleeping, when they asked the butler he said he was cleaning, when they asked the maid, she was getting the mail, and when they asked the cook, he said he was cooking. Who killed the man?
Racism has been for everyone like a horrible, tragic car crash, and we've all been heavily sedated from it. If we don't come into consciousness of this tragedy, there's going to be a violent awakening we don't want. The question is, can we wake up?
A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears.
Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood.
I am very puzzled by the fact that young people are getting infected again. They don't take precautions despite an enormous amount of information. It's like riding a race car at 200 kilometers an hour. Some people like the risk.
In fair weather prepare for foul.
Amidst the confusion of the times, the conflicts of conscience, and the turmoil of daily living, an abiding faith becomes an anchor to our lives.
And in reality, I don't think it's a real documentary. It's more a story of her life. It's a story of survival. It's a story of the time in which she lived. The story of success and failure.
I just finished my homework fast, I was bored to death. There wasn't 500 channels so there was a thing for a librarian to teach a kid like me about reading. I started reading early and I read all the time, because I love it.
I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.
The one who made it, sold it. The one who bought it, didn't use it. The one who used it, didn't see it. What is it?
Stood off and on during the night, determining not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals continued our course in the morning and as the island was found to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there.
I am still learning every day not to watch other people's careers and compare.
All along we find that social life - religion, politics, art - reflects the stages reached in the development of the knowledge of self it shows the social uses made of this knowledge.
Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore.
I don't want to be interesting. I want to be good.
We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
In Republics, the great danger is, that the majority may not sufficiently respect the rights of the minority.