As far away as you can get from the process of mechanisms and machinery, the more likely your food's going to taste good. And that - that is probably the largest thing I can hand to anybody is let your hands touch it. Let them make it.
Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.
When is a door not a door? When it's a jar
it seems to go up and down but dosent move. wat is it???
Visit the Wailing Wall
Racing a thoroughbred grand prix car in front of a home crowd will be a surreal and mighty experience.
how far can you walk into the woods
A man has made a bet with a friend that if he jumps out of a 50 floor building and lives he gets £20 but if he doesnt he has to give his friend £20. How does he mnage to make himself £20 better off
I learned what I really love is making films, not the film business. I want to be on the set, meeting with writers, I want that freedom. I love it now.
Did you know that protons have mass? Well I didn't even know they were Catholic!
Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race.
What is it the more you take away the larger it becomes?
Im color red,white and black.What Am I?
With Michigan's economic future on the line, we can't afford to have our 500 local school districts marching in different directions. Instead, we need a high standards, mandatory curriculum to get all our students on the road to higher education and a good paying job.
Work in tourism
I get a friend to travel with me... I need somebody to bring me back to who I am. It's hard to be alone.
What does a poor man have, a rich man needs, and if you eat it you will die?
A child and his dad were going down the road and they had a car crash two ambalunce came they went in one each they went to different hospitals and the docter came in to operate on the child and he said no thats my son
It is not the beauty of a building you should look at its the construction of the foundation that will stand the test of time.
How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos
tjis is as light as a feather. Yet nothing can hold it for to long. what am I?
They are three misstakes in this sentance, what are they?
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning!
I missed out on everything. Sometimes on the street I see teenagers hanging out and going to the movies, going to concerts, and I get so jealous.
a 5 letter word,evn if you take away the last 4 letters it will still sound the same what letter am i ?
I remember my mom saying that after you have a baby you get really thin. So you gain all that weight and then you just lose it and keep losing it.
Take a gondola ride in Venice
What 3 words do you get when you combine a type of boot with a verb and something up your nose? ( Hint: it's a song )
There was story the pink story things in the story were pink like door was pink and table also every thing.........So tell me what is the color of the stairs..........
I consider my ability to arouse enthusiasm among men the greatest asset I possess. The way to develop the best that is in a man is by appreciation and encouragement.
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
what did the date tree say to the honey tree???
Man walks into a prison to visit someone The guard asks who are you Man says brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father is my fathers son Who am I
I found a religion that blended scientific reason with spiritual reality in a unifying faith far removed from the headlines of violence, destruction and terrorism.
There is little less trouble in governing a private family than a whole kingdom.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
Die without me, Never thank me. Walk right through me, Never feel me. Always watching, Never speaking. Always lurking, Never seen. What am I?
Irregularity and want of method are only supportable in men of great learning or genius, who are often too full to be exact, and therefore they choose to throw down their pearls in heaps before the reader, rather than be at the pains of stringing them.
there is a man dead lying on the floor. There is a chair fallen over and a noose[hanging rope]. There is no sign of blood anywhere. How did he die?
I mean, if you didn't get it or if you didn't feel like you enjoyed it, sometimes that experience can change.
I have two bodies fused to one, when im still i run
The sentiments in Hawaii about Washington's failure of leadership are no different than the rest of the country.
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
I love you if you love me. If you die i won't be there anymore. You see me everyday but im not in front of you. Who am i?
The American attitude towards efficiency and execution should always underlie architecture.
What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech-e-cheese
I think we Americans, of all people, understand the importance of a good, legal, constitutional framework as the basis of political life.
You're in a magical bathroom with no windows and the only way things can get in and out is by an open door. You decide to have a bath so you turn on the tap, you shut the door and the handle breaks so you can't open it, you then turn off the tap and the knob breaks so water keeps coming. How do you save yourself from drowning?
God is another name for human intelligence raised above all error and imperfection, and extended to all possible truth.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
What do you call an elephant with a poor memory? A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
a man and his son were driving to meet there mom when they got in a car wreck. on the way to the ER the man past away. the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son. how ca n this be?
In '71 or '72 I returned to New Orleans and stayed there. I started cooking Louisiana food. Of all the things I had cooked, it was the best-and it was my heritage.
there was a dead cat that fell from the roof, after it fell from the roof how many more lives does the cat still have?
Swim in an isolated canyon or gorge
Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, "Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.
i clean i climb i sweep i wine what am i ?
I don't know what it was, maybe the movie theaters in my immediate surrounding neighbourhood in Burbank, but I never saw what would be considered A movies.
What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General
What is yours but others use it more then you?
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
What can travel around the world and stay in one corner?
Get picked up at the airport by somebody with my name on a sign
My mom was an actress in the local Seattle theater doing experimental plays.
Say silk five times fast. Spell silk. What do cows drink?
Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s.
Men's ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state.
Jack and jill were found dead on the floor. All there was in the room was broken glass and water.
Green, White, Red, Black dots. What am I?
Right now I'm not involved with anybody, but I hope by 75 I will be again.
Note for Santa: Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
There are two doors. One door lead to Heaven, while the other leads to Hell. A parrot stands in front of each door. One parrot always tells a lie, while the other always tells the truth. You do not know which parrot or door is which. You are allowed to only ask one question. So, what one question must you ask to determine which door is which, so you can finally go to Heaven? (Hint: The question involves what one parrot would say about the doors.)
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead.
I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned.
Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness.
ravina tells karishma ,"your sister is the daughter of my mother's brother" . how is karishma related to ravina's mother's brother?
Charge forward with hope and get the best medical advice you can. Talk to your friends, neighbors, family, and together you attack it. We can't always control what happens to us, but we can always control how we react to it.
Geography
ok your thhe bus driver there were 20 kids on the bus the first stop 2 kids get on but 5 kids get off.the second stop 3 kids get off but 1 gets on the third stop 8 kids get off but only 3 kids get off. whos the bus driver?
I've heard that, but since I'm computer illiterate I don't know how it all works. But since I'm on Prodigy tonight, I'm learning a lot through my typist, Peter.
Ghost hunting
a butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he's 5 feet tall. what does he weigh???
If I have enough ego to say I'm a writer, a director, a producer, and an actor, I should have the energy and the knowledge to write a scene for this great actor named Henry Fonda and direct him in it and have it work.
Apple just released a brand new programming language called Swift. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience.
A man leaves home for work makes three left turns and then returns home to see another man wearing mask. What does the first man do for a living?
I love Nautilus and stretching. The results are immediate, and that gives me the motivation to continue.
There are two ways to worry words. One is hoping for the greatest possible beauty in what is created. The other is to tell the truth.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up the pants.
Of life's two chief prizes, beauty and truth, I found the first in a loving heart and the second in a laborer's hand.
What is increadibley thin, that has nubers in front of it, that can be use to debosit or withdraw a amount of kind of papper like bling.and can be use at the place that keeps money.
The condition every art requires is, not so much freedom from restriction, as freedom from adulteration and from the intrusion of foreign matter.
what is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet
There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.'
Visit Paris
A man asked a women how many ducks she had. She said when they were walking down the path there were two behind one, one in between two and one in front of two. How many ducks does she have?
There are five things which no one is able to accomplish in this world: first, to cease growing old when he is growing old; second, to cease being sick; third, to cease dying; fourth, to deny dissolution when there is dissolution; fifth, to deny non-being.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you.