The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.
Who can type an email without a keyboard?
But I know God has big stuff planned that ultimately doesn't have anything to do with me.
If a Cow Boy rides in on Monday stays for two days and then leaves on friday. How is this possible?
What did Tennessee? What Arkansas.
Like success, failure is many things to many people. With Positive Mental Attitude, failure is a learning experience, a rung on the ladder, a plateau at which to get your thoughts in order and prepare to try again.
a man asks this question every 5 min. at last with out looking at a clock or getting the answer he knows the time. How did he do it?
The thing that we are trying to do at facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently.
you are stuck in the middle of no where and you don't know how to get to town Their are two twins you can one twin one questain, like how to get to town, but one twin lies and one tells the truth. so how do you get to town.
The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
It is a horrible fact that we can read in the daily paper, without interrupting our breakfast, numerical reckonings of death and destruction that ought to break our hearts or scare us out of our wits.
What can you put into a glass but can't take out?
There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.
And I don't think that government has a role in telling people how to live their lives. Maybe a minister does, maybe your belief in God does, maybe there's another set of moral codes, but I don't think government has a role.
backwards its heavy forwards its not. What is it? hint it is not a ton
Our new attitude is how can we put you in front of our customer.
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
Try stand up paddle boarding
Courage: Great Russian word, fit for the songs of our children's children, pure on their tongues, and free.
What country is hidden in the paragraph below? As defendants, we deny all involvement in the unscrupulous dealings which have come to light in the recent government investigation.
Beyond reducing individual use, one of our top priorities must be to move from fossil fuels to energy that has fewer detrimental effects on water supplies and fewer environmental impacts overall.
The way of architecture is the quiet voice that underlies it and has guided it from the beginning.
I am far away and can only be seen when there is no light what am I?
We now see numerous examples of brands working together to address issues such as environmental degradations, climate control, pollution, poverty and disease.
A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games. All I said was that he made too many mistakes...
The more elaborate our means of communication, the less we communicate.
what's the capital of asia?
Don't walk behind me I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
my clothes are green,my body is red and i have many eyes.who am i?
Because forgiveness is like this: a room can be dank because you have closed the windows, you've closed the curtains. But the sun is shining outside, and the air is fresh outside. In order to get that fresh air, you have to get up and open the window and draw the curtains apart.
It is best to live however one can be.
Make 30 cent's using two coins and one can't be a nickel!
The bad gains respect through imitation, the good loses it especially in art.
What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut.
I saw a creature: his stomach stuck out behind him, enormously swollen. A stalwart servant waited upon him. What filled up his stomach had travelled from far, and flew through his eye. He does not always die in giving life to others, but new strength revives in the pit of his stomach; he breathes again. What is he?
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
Three guys were looking for a piece of ice for an ice sculptor. They stumble upon one with two humans in it! A male and a female.Without using any scientifc equipment or taking DNA , they easily identified who they were... Adam and Eve. How did they know it was them?
In order to change the world, you have to get your head together first.
old mother twitchet had one eye and a long tail that she let fly, and every time she went through a gap, she left a bit of tail in her trap what is mother twitchet?
So the old Copenhagen interpretation needs to be generalized, needs to be replaced by something that can be used for the whole universe, and can be used also in cases where there is plenty of individuality and history.
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
what is horribly ugly, repulsive, and can kill you?
I had to learn to dance for 'The Adjustment Bureau' and it was nearly impossible. I turned up with my knees knocking in my leotard and went home and cried my eyes out.
I try to decorate my imagination as much as I can.
I am thinking of a number from 1 to 10 what number do you think I am?
Stephen King in many respects is a wonderful writer. He has made a contribution. People in the future will be able to pick up Stephen King's books and learn a lot about who we were by reading those books.
There is a word. If you take away three letters, you have a different word, but yet I am still the same! What is the word?
I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.
Eat haggis in Scotland
Everyone wants an iPhone, but it would be impossible to design an iPhone in China because it's not a product it's an understanding of human nature.
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It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility.
If you take off my skin, I won´t cry but you will cry. What am I ?
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
A business man decides to take his son to see his office one day. Unfortunately when they arrive, a fire breaks out and the father passes out. The young boy screams out the window to the firefighters below for help. One of the firefighters looks up and yells "That's My son!" but the boy's dad is already inside, feignted, who's the firefighter below?
I feel fantastically excited that we have a leader who fought for the leadership without compromising his quite challenging view that the party has to change.
The memory is saved forever however fire can end its life. Its been around for awhile and will never go out of style.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
True happiness is... to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future.
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
A phone conversation: "This is John Rominch." "Could you spell your last name, please?" "Sure. R as in Rome, O as in Oslo, M as in Madrid, I as in Innsbruck..." "I as in what?" "Innsbruck." "Okay, continue." "N as in Nome... This does not make sense. Why?
From Jefferson to Jackson to Lincoln to FDR to Reagan, every great president inspires enormous affection and enormous hostility. We'll all be much saner, I think, if we remember that history is full of surprises and things that seemed absolutely certain one day are often unimaginable the next.
Whats greater then god. More evil then the devil. The rich need it. The poor Have it. If you eat you will die?
My greatest desire is that the hope that has overcome fear in my country will help vanquish it around the world.
30 dogs 28 sheep how many did not?
When they are alone they want to be with others, and when they are with others they want to be alone. After all, human beings are like that.
Perhaps I am doomed to retrace my steps under the illusion that I am exploring, doomed to try and learn what I should simply recognize, learning a mere fraction of what I have forgotten.
There was a plane that was flying over Antartica. Five minutes later the plane crashed. Their were few survivors, but they were stranded in the middle of Antartica. What happened to the survivors?
We are now heading down a centuries-long path toward increasing the productivity of our natural capital - the resource systems upon which we depend to live - instead of our human capital.
A 15ft man is standing up straight with a glass off water. He puts the glass on his head and lets it drop to the floor without spilling a drop on the floor. How did he do this?
When I was 12 years old, someone took me to see Martha Graham. It was nothing like what I thought of as serious dancing and even then I knew I was having a great experience. It was as if somebody was moving through space like no one ever did before.
The White House isn't the place to learn how to deal with international crisis, the balance of power, war and peace, and the economic future of the next generation.
A reporter's ability to keep the bond of confidentiality often enables him to learn the hidden or secret aspects of government.
Write eleven thousand eleven hundred eleven.
He who puts out his hand to stop the wheel of history will have his fingers crushed.
The problem with leaderless uprisings taking over is that you don't always know what you get at the other end. If you are not careful you could replace a bad government with one much worse!
Iam the son of water , but when i return to water i die , who am I ?
Now that I'm a mom, I'm way more laid back. If you come into my house, don't look for a coaster. Forget it. There is not a piece of furniture in my house now that is too precious.
How many birth days does the average man have?