How many movies can one person watch in one day?
By the data to date, there i sonly one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man man himself. So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.
Visit the Alhambra
What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator.
Boredom is... a vital problem for the moralist, since half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.
If it were possible to dig a hole to the other side of the earth, once you penetrated the other sides surface whould you fall back into this hole
What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy
I'm jamming 'Black Sabbath Vol. 4' all the time. Zappa's 'Cruising With Ruben & The Jets.' A lot of Gong lately. Some Hawkwind. The Residents' 'Duck Stab' is amazing. Some Fugs. Lots of stuff, man. I'm pretty schizophrenic with records.
Celebrate Chilean Independence Day in Chile
What is 1/2 of 1/4 of 2/9 of 3/7 of 84?
To nourish children and raise them against odds is in any time, any place, is more valuable than to fix bolts in cars or design nuclear weapons.
Where in the world is the only United States Flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age?
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss
Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.
I'm not always around,i'm big but i look small, many want to be called by my name, and many are called by my name, what am i?
Necessity never made a good bargain.
The poor have it and the rich want it what is it ?
20 people got onto a boat they sailed across the lake to one side never stopped at all, they came back but not one single person on it, explain.....
My little son, Atticus, desperately needs his dad and I haven't been there for him... and that's sad.
There's no one place a virus goes to die - but that doesn't make its demise any less a public health victory. Throughout human history, viral diseases have had their way with us, and for just as long, we have hunted them down and done our best to wipe them out.
Which word is the odd one out: First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth
Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!
Climb a mountain
Who bought it doesnt need it Who needs it didnt buy it Who ever sees it makes them cry What on earth am i??
What goes up but NEVER comes down??
The federal government now spends one of every four dollars in the entire economy. It borrows one of every three dollars it spends. No nation, no entity, large or small, public or private, can thrive, or survive intact, with debts as huge as ours.
April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtin
They told me I had type "A" blood... turns out it was a typo.
You know for many elected officials they all started in the same place. You know marriage is between a man and a woman, but they understand that they are moving inevitably, catching up to the American public.
Most men love money and security more, and creation and construction less, as they get older.
what goes up but never come down?
In terms of the technology I use the most, it's probably a tie between my Blackberry and my MacBook Pro laptop. That's how I communicate with the rest of the world and how I handle all the business I have to handle.
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
Once there was a father driving his son to school, and got in a car crash. The father died instantly, but the son was rushed to the hospital. The surgeon says "I cannot operate on my son, Sam.". Explain this.
I have a head and a tail but i have no body what am i?
Visit the Himalayas
So, you know, I think that Democrats are being more successful in Congress and I'm really going to be proud of the role I will play tomorrow as ranking Democrat on the Intelligence Committee when this bill passes.
Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
world's hardest riddle I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C.
We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.
Get my name on a wall for completing a food challenge
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out an actual shotgun! The man says "Thank You!" and walks out of the bar. WHY???
what reflects and you clean it with windex
Business underlies everything in our national life, including our spiritual life. Witness the fact that in the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much
I don't want to go negative on Franklin Delano Roosevelt, but he didn't pass an economic deal in the first 100 days. We have passed the largest Recovery Act in the history of the country.
What letter of the alphabet is like an island?
Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it.
There are a lot of movies I'd like to throw away. That's not to say that I went in with that attitude. Any film I ever started, I went in with all the hope and best intentions in the world, but some films just don't work.
What is black, white, and red all over?
Visit the Big Sundial
The real 1960s began on the afternoon of November 22, 1963. It came to seem that Kennedy's murder opened some malign trap door in American culture, and the wild bats flapped out.
I am never quite what I appear to be. Straight-forward I seem, but it's only skin deep, for mystery most often lies beneath my simple speech. Sharpen your wits, open your eyes, look beyond my exteriors, read me backwards, forwards, upside down. Think critically and answer the question. What am I?
Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship.
Consider the momentous event in architecture when the wall parted and the column became.
You have two coins that both add up to 30. One of them is not 10p. What are the coins?
Enter a photography competition
Wisdom alone is the science of other sciences.
I love coming home to Melbourne. The first thing I do is have a coffee. It's just so much better here than anywhere else. It's better than in Italy and I travel a lot. I crave it.
Where do you go to become an ice cream man?
Why did the duck go to the doctor? He had a billious fever.
There are pros and cons of experience. A con is that you can't look at the business with a fresh pair of eyes and as objectively as if you were a new CEO. Fire yourself on a Friday night and come in on Monday morning as if a search firm put you there as a turn-around leader. Can you be objective and make the bold change?
What word starting with BR, that with the addition of the letter E, becomes another word that sounds the same as the first?
Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky.
Love has features which pierce all hearts, he wears a bandage which conceals the faults of those beloved. He has wings, he comes quickly and flies away the same.
If only we could understand that nothing helps us comprehend the finding of something with no end. Immeasureable immensity, not far different from divinity, inescapable destiny and definition of eternity the number eight holds the key, you unlock this mystery.
Visit the Sedlec Ossuary
Art is so subjective, and people can react however they want.
My life is measured in hours. I live by being devoured. Thin I am quick. Fat I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
If you see a black family, it's looting, but if it's a white family they are looking for food.
Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law?
There are 2 people. One is 60 and the other is 40. Why does the 60 year old call the 40 year old "Father?"
forwards im heavy backwards im not wahat am i.
How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer.
Marriage cannot be severed from its cultural, religious and natural roots without weakening the good influence of society.
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
What's greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?
What affects men sharply about a foreign nation is not so much finding or not finding familiar things it is rather not finding them in the familiar place.
i am sweet and beautiful i got 2 wings and im a insect i can be found in a garden what am i
Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store.
Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer.
I begin eternity, And end space, At the end of time, And in every place, Last in life, Second to death, Never alone, Found in your breath, Contained by earth, Water or flame, My grandeur so awesome, Wind dare not tame, Not in your mind, Am in your dreams, Vacant to Kings, Present to Queens.
Why did the spider land on the keyboard? She wanted a new website.
It is not only my laboratory and my place of work but also my home, so that on the 30th October I was able to share my happiness immediately with my students and collaborators and, at the same time, with my wife and family.
You have 6 cups in a line. The first 3 have no water in them and the last 3 have water in them. With moving only 1 cup can you make the pattern? No water, water, no water, water, no water, water
Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
I am but one member of a vast team made up of many organizations, officials, thousands of scientists, and millions of farmers - mostly small and humble - who for many years have been fighting a quiet, oftentimes losing war on the food production front.
I am above water, I am below water What am I?
What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison
I'm more straightforward, and I speak up more than I did before. When I was younger, I wouldn't speak up as much, but now that I'm a mom, things have changed.
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
I'm a place where you keep a lot of things; and, in the process of forming a decision, you refer to me. What am I?
Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it.
Some guy was going to the store down the street 31 minutes later two guys are on the ground.Books, groceries and a wheelchair is there on the ground. How did the some guy fall?
When it came to the stylish and graceful art of ballroom dancing, my dad was a king of the clubs, a prowling tiger and a wonderfully natural mover.
I have more than 2 legs, but no arms or body. Alot of stuff is placed upon me. I am used often, and for many purposes. What am I?
Love is a portion of the soul itself, and it is of the same nature as the celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise.
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge.
I'd skip school regularly to see movies - even in the morning, in the small Parisian theaters that opened early.
What is the only number when added to itself or timed by itself will give you the same answer.
The artist belongs to his work, not the work to the artist.
Visit Hitachi Seaside Park during spring
Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with.
It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
You are locked in a room that has no doors no windows and the room is made of metal. all you have is a saw and a table. How do you get out?
Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.
How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
I think the greatest taboos in America are faith and failure.
on the desk their is a black box with a whole in its side, the box is locked and the key is nowhere to be found. how do you get to the thing inside
Thrifting
I've worked as a labourer, driven taxis and school buses, and been a car mechanic - whatever I could do just to get by. But it does mean that I know a little bit about a lot of things.
a guy walks into a barn and sees a man hanging 13 feet high, and he sees a wet spot right below him. there wuz nothing in the barn, so how did he hang himself?