I might have some character traits that some might see as innocence or naive. That's because I discovered peace and happiness in my soul. And with this knowledge, I also see the beauty of human life.
Wolfgang Tillman's stunning large-scale pictures, being shown for the first time, were so offhand I failed to see them as art.
What can run but not walk, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but nver weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
If a business does well, the stock eventually follows.
How young can you die of old age?
But because we've all been readers, we know what the experience is like, and we hope that what certain writers have given to us, we will give to someone.
What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
I like the beauty of Faulkner's poetry. But I don't like his themes, not at all.
Courage is action, not talk.
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.
I AM GREATER THAN GOD, MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL, THE POOR HAVE ME, AND THE RICH DON'T, IF YOU EAT ME YOU'LL DIE WHAT AM I
Generosity during life is a very different thing from generosity in the hour of death one proceeds from genuine liberality and benevolence, the other from pride or fear.
their isa cat, a dog, and a mouse. you need to get them across the river. you cant leave the cat and thje dog alone or the mouse and the cat alone. your boat can only carry one animal. how do you get them across?
I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.
True health care reform cannot happen in Washington. It has to happen in our kitchens, in our homes, in our communities. All health care is personal.
The fear of being deceived is the vulgar version of the quest for Truth.
what lion can not roar and can't move
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.
A rooster sitting on the roof of the barn lays an egg. Which way will it roll?
People criticized me for my photography. They said it's not art.
There once was a man so intelligent, that he was offered some information about the future. The man obviously accepted the generous offer. The devil of course didn't want the man to know it so the devil made it into a code. It said "Tad level hell when min" What did the letter really mean?
The same sort of thing happened in my dispute with the National Trust book: Follies: A National Trust Guide, which implied that the only pleasure you can get from Folly architecture is by calling the architect mad, and by laughing at the architecture.
Politics is the reflex of the business and industrial world.
A burning fire in one's heart yet in ONE lion will never start Across the nations influences people yet can not be seen through a peep hole
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
I am white, black and read all over. What am I?
Movies like that aren't about the visual effects and explosions. They're human stories about family, about life, about death.
There were 5 girls standing around a basket with 5 apples. The sign said for free so each girl took one but there was still and apple left, How?
America's greatness has been the greatness of a free people who shared certain moral commitments. Freedom without moral commitment is aimless and promptly self-destructive.
what happens to a little chiken that crosses the street?
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth.
Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.
If you are going to have to play defense all the time, you cannot have the kind of ingenuity, assertiveness, independence, and intelligence which is what has made our country strong.
A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
It's amazing the hours you pull when you're the lead of a show.
I have found it advisable not to give too much heed to what people say when I am trying to accomplish something of consequence. Invariably they proclaim it can't be done. I deem that the very best time to make the effort.
Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.
I would never have done what I'd done if I'd considered my father as somebody I wanted to please.
I am almost indestrucable. I can kill anyone in my path when i am raging. I have not one foe. I can change shape and color. I can be as gentle as a kitten or as feirce as a lion. what am i?
What force and strength cannot get through, I with little touch can do. And many in the street would stand, If I were not a friend at hand. What am I?
In my experience lust only ever leads to misery. All that suspicion and jealousy and anguish it unleashes. I don't want those things in my life.
No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life.
Given my last position, that I was the first U.S attorney post 9/11 in New Jersey, I understand acutely the pain and sorrow and upset of the family members who lost loved ones that day at the hands of radical Muslim extremists. And their sensitivities and concerns have to be taken into account.
All great art is the work of the whole living creature, body and soul, and chiefly of the soul.
In a one story, gray house every thing is gray. The kitchen is gray, the bedrooms are gray, the bathroom is gray. What color are the stairs?
He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.
What has a mouth, but cannot speak, Has a bed, but cannot sleep, Can run, but cannot walk, Can have a fall, & not get hurt?
Intelligence is the faculty of making artificial objects, especially tools to make tools.
A family lived in a round house. There was a father, chef, grandma, grandpa, and three kids. They heard the children scream.The father and chef said they were in the kitchen using sharp knives, the grandpa said he was reading the newswpaper, and the grandma said she was in the corner knitting. Who killed the children?
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.'
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison
Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
As might be supposed, my parents were quite poor, but we somehow never seemed to lack anything we needed, and I never saw a trace of discontent or a failure in cheerfulness over their lot in life, as indeed over anything.
O, if thou car'st not whom I love alas, thou lov'st not me.
It is rare to find a business partner who is selfless. If you are lucky it happens once in a lifetime.
I'm cold and clanking, and im as cold as ice. You find it hard to catch me, and when you do, you usally let me die. What am I?
Dear God! how beauty varies in nature and art. In a woman the flesh must be like marble in a statue the marble must be like flesh.
Marco and his brother Mike go on a trip. The look south they see the earth they look north they see stars how is this posible?