Monday, January 26th, 2026

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The paradox of education is precisely this - that as one begins to become conscious one begins to examine the society in which he is being educated.

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There are a pound of feathers, and a pound of seashells. What weighs more?

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I'd like to see the health care professionals making decisions, not some bureaucrat in Indianapolis working for an insurance company.

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Mr. Smith, and his son, Arthur Smith were both driving in a freeway when they suddenly crashed. The father, Mr. Smith dies instantly, but his son Artur is rushed to a local hospital. Arthur is about to be operated on and the old surgeon comes out and says, "I cannot operate on this boy. He's my son Arthur" How is this popssible?

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Those Dutchmen had hardly any imagination or fantasy, but their good taste and their scientific knowledge of composition were enormous.

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There was a man that was all red every thing was red on him but. How is he still blue

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Marriage is a gamble, let's be honest.

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The greatest pleasure of life is love.

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Society cannot share a common communication system so long as it is split into warring factions.

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I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.

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ther is a red house a blue house and a green house redhouse one is made of brick bluehouse one is made of stone and the greenhouse one is made of what?

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Just as courage imperils life, fear protects it.

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A lot of what I've been learning in the last two years is due to therapy - about my sexuality, why things go wrong, why relationships haven't worked. It isn't anything to do with anybody else it's to do with me.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin throw his clock out of the window?

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To create the power of competence without creating a corresponding direction to guide the use of that power is bad education.

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Of course, Third World leaders love you. By ascribing third world ills to First World sins, you absolve them of blame for their countries' failure to advance.

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If a cat does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

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I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

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I thought marriage was something very quiet and very regular and very bourgeois.

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I only reflect What you don't want to see I only react When you disagree Althoughh I am often ignored Knowledge is what I tell So if you are to listen You and I will never fail!

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Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday.

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why are webkinz stuffed aniamles.

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All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.

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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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A women shoots her husband,drowns him,hangs him then 5 minutes later they go out for dinner and a movie. What did she do?

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Knowledge is like money: to be of value it must circulate, and in circulating it can increase in quantity and, hopefully, in value.

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In Seattle, I soon found that my radical ideas and aesthetic explorations - ideas and explorations that in Richmond, Virginia, might have gotten me stoned to death with hush puppies - were not only accepted but occasionally applauded.

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If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger?

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I wanted to be famous. I wanted people to talk about me.

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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

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What goes From New york to California without moving?

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God's most lordly gift to man is decency of mind.

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Learning about all those different things psychologically - about grief and my own addictions and problems and stuff like that, and really getting an education on it, I think it was part of the process of it, learning about it and trying to lick it.

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Those movies sure got me into a rut.

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is this statement false:true or false?

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Fitness will be a major factor in the first race and I think that will play into the hands of drivers who have been racing recently, rather than people like me who haven't raced properly for a decade. I'am not one of the favourites to start with.

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This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.

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If there are 15 fish in a pond and 1 fish drowns how many are left?

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Taste is the fundamental quality which sums up all the other qualities. It is the nec plus ultra of the intelligence. Through this alone is genius the supreme health and balance of all the faculties.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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as i was going t St. Ives i met a man with 7 wives each wife had 7 sacks each sack had 7 cats each cat had 7 kits, kits cats sacks and wives how many were going to St. Ives

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The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.

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A woman goes into a supermarket to buy some food. The total cost of all of the food she buys is $20.00, but she pays $10.00, with no employees or security stopping her. What is a logical explanation for this?

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We don't know all the answers. If we knew all the answers we'd be bored, wouldn't we? We keep looking, searching, trying to get more knowledge.

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The United States Constitution has proved itself the most marvelously elastic compilation of rules of government ever written.

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I think jazz is a wonderful learning tool.

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I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary the evil it does is permanent.

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Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age.

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However, many skilled medical volunteers are turned away because community health centers cannot afford to cover their additional medical liability insurance.

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I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.

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What is the next letter? W, I, T, N, ..?

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The prompt assimilation of that intelligence will be essential if we are to avoid another September 11th.

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God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless.

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It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

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Is Walt turning over in his grave? A man named Joe Roth runs Disney right now-he gave me the go-ahead and total freedom to do whatever I wanted to do.

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A man runs home to see another man in a mask. Why?

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Fit no stereotypes. Don't chase the latest management fads. The situation dictates which approach best accomplishes the team's mission.

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How many westen's does it take to plug in a lamp?

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I throw her in the air, she falls down: I throw her down, she rises in the air?

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hi

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My first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young.