What do you swallow but don't vomit when having the flu?
Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you.
So today is Star Wars day May the fourth be with you!
If you have a line of business - I know this as a CEO - or if you have a teenager - I know this as a parent - who have a spending problem, what do you do? You quit giving them money.
a person gave birth to a pair of twins. Both were girls.the girls gave birth to quadriplets. two were boys and two were girls. the girls would give birth to how many kids.How may kids did they both give births to?
Two cops walked into a room with no windows.In the middle of the room was an old man who had hung him self from the ceilingand died, the 2 cops could not figure out how he got up there.There were no tables or chairs he could of jumped off of.All there was, was a puddle of water. HOw did he do it???
This is all the inheritance I give to my dear family. The religion of Christ will give them one which will make them rich indeed.
There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.
Having robbed children of any sense that their Father is in Heaven and that they are His creation, we then launched an experiment in raising them without earthly fathers too. Having neither a Father in heaven or a father in the home, many young men make gangs their families.
Feed me and I'll grow give me water and I'll die... What Am I?
I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin' the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin' the blues myself, but I'm writing them for other people who have a hard life.
They both go together you can't be in front of the camera hosting a fitness television show in front of 75 million households and not have trained 6 days per week year round - in a bikini no less.
My sisters and my mom, those people help me get through every single day.
You look at the steamboat, the railroad, the car, the airplane - not all of these were invented in the Anglo-American world, but they were popularized and extended by it. They were made possible by the financial architecture, the capital intensive operations invented and developed by the Anglo-Americans.
I cannot give you love yet men and dragons think me
I can run but I can't walk. What am I?
Just this morning, out of a large memory for songs, and having been obsessed by them since childhood, suddenly, at the age of 84, I thought of a song I hadn't thought of in over 50 years. It came into my head unbidden.
What did the dog say to the little child pulling his tail?
A man's love, till it has been chastened and fastened by the feeling of duty which marriage brings with it, is instigated mainly by the difficulty of pursuit.
It was really cool going to Sea World. We had an amazing time. They were amazing to us. We got to swim with the dolphins, and it was really special.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
Today, we stand as a united country and are much closer to the ideals set forth in our Constitution that all men are created equal that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
what do you put in a toaster?
I really believe I've been a good person. Not perfect - forget about perfect - but just learning by what I was taught and living by my own values. I might have stepped on a few ants - and a few other things as well - but I've never hurt anybody.
A baby falls out of a 20 story building and survives. How?
If he have faith, the believer cannot be restrained. He betrays himself. He breaks out. He confesses and teaches this gospel to the people at the risk of life itself.