Friendship with ones self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
A plane was leaving from NewYork, it crashed half in Maine and half in NewYork, were do they burry the survivors?
If you had an 8 letter,subtract five, and had ten, then what is the word?
I have the freedom to do what I want... bright people to talk to every day.
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
there is a man going closer and closer to a field, but if he touches it he dies? why?
You don't have to be a brain surgeon to be a valuable person. You become valuable because of the knowledge that you have. And that doesn't mean you won't fail sometimes. The important thing is to keep trying.
To him that waits all things reveal themselves, provided that he has the courage not to deny, in the darkness, what he has seen in the light.
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
What am I?
I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory.
I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
A guy was waiting at home, he swang a metal pole then took 3 left turns and on his way back home there was a masked man waiting for him.What is he doing and who is the masked man?
I remember once I read a book on mental illness and there was a nurse that had gotten sick. Do you know what she died from? From worrying about the mental patients not being able to get their food. She became a mental patient.
My attitude is never to be satisfied, never enough, never.
There is a big ground with black spots,and in that there are some small black soldier which troubles the ground.
I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head.
The kitchen really is the castle itself. This is where we spend our happiest moments and where we find the joy of being a family.
I get stubborn and dig in when people tell me I can't do something and I think I can. It goes back to my childhood when I had problems in school because I have a learning disability.
What can be broken without touching it?
In other words, a person who is fanatic in matters of religion, and clings to certain ideas about the nature of God and the universe, becomes a person who has no faith at all.
the more of these you take, the more of these you leave behind..what am I??
I used to be addicted... to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
But my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24.
If Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house, and Mrs. Gray lives in the gray house, and Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, and Mrs. Red lives in the red house, who lives in the white house?
Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still.
The mere imparting of information is not education.
I am white, black and red all over.
I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know.
Only free men can negotiate. A prisoner cannot enter into contracts.
Things can fall apart, or threaten to, for many reasons, and then there's got to be a leap of faith. Ultimately, when you're at the edge, you have to go forward or backward if you go forward, you have to jump together.
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast.
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
A man who lives on the 20th floor takes the elevator all the way to the first floor. When he gets back on the elevator, he takes the elevator to the 12th floor and walks the rest of the way to his apartment. Why is that?
You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you.
Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. Only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme?
Look at the sky. We are not alone. The whole universe is friendly to us and conspires only to give the best to those who dream and work.
I am walking through a field. There are no trees, I don't have an umbrella and I'm not wearing a raincoat, but I still manage not to get wet. How is this possible?
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Your destiny is my destiny. Your happiness is my happiness.
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
Confronting a stadium audience, you can't see the whites of their eyes. It's just an amorphous mass of noise and, of course, you can't see the alleged billions watching at home either, so the degree to which you are intimidated is quite low.
There are 2 mothers and 2 daughters and 3 apples. each get one apple and no one is left out. and they dont cut the apple. how is this possible?
You heard me before, Yet you hear me again, Then I die, 'Till you call me again.
And I went to New York and died for 10 years I walked those pavements. I can't think of New York without feeling uncomfortable and feeling like a failure.
If a rooster went on top of a roof and layed an egg at the very top and the wind was going blowing east which way would the egg roll?
Two chimps are in the bath One says "ooh oooh eek eek" The other one says "well put some cold water in then!"
The first mistake in public business is the going into it.
IF YOU HAVE A LONG LINE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE IT SHORT WITHOUT CHANGING ITS LENGTH ?
If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
I love Adele, I want her to be my best friend. She could come to the U.S., live with me and sing to me every morning.
When geasts are flying away from the sun, how long is their wing spand?, and when they're flying towards the sun, how long is their wing spand?
A quest for knowledge is not a war with faith spirituality is not usually an infelicitous amalgam of superstition and philistinism and moral relativism, taken outside midfield, leads inexorably both to heresy and to secular wickedness, which are often identical.
THE BEGINNING OF ETERNITY, THE END OF TIME AND SPACE, THE BEGINNING OF EVERY END, AND THE END OF EVERY PLACE.
Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being who knows he is alone.
A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
The impressions of the spriritual experiences gave my future life its form and content.
It helps, I think, to consider ourselves on a very long journey: the main thing is to keep to the faith, to endure, to help each other when we stumble or tire, to weep and press on.
Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship - never.
One day 2 girls were walking home from a fair and one girl said that bloody Mary is real and the other girl said she is fake so when they got home they tested it the girl who said it was real did it and nothing happened so the girl that said it wasn't real laughed then the girl that said it was real said why don't you try so she did and something popped up behind her how is this possible?
There are three major social issues that this country is struggling with: education, poverty, and drugs. Two of them we talk about, and one of them we don't.
You are in your house, watching the news on T.V. and suddenly a news flash says that on your street there is a murderer. Please avacuate. You love your house so you don't want to evacuate. Suddenly, the power goes out and you hear the back door open. the murderer is in your house. you want to go investigate. you go down a hallway to a door...you open the door, go down another hallway and go up some stairs. you reach a 3-way hallway. you go straight and up some stairs. you go down another hallway and up another flight of stairs. you open a door...and the murderer finds you. would you rather be choked with a knife, shot in the head or sit in the electric chair.
My dad believes in God, I think. I'm not sure if my mom does. I don't.
Money changes all the iron rules into rubber bands.
Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
When I announced the development of Perl 6, I said it was going to be a community design. I designed Perl, myself. It's limited by my own brain power. So I wanted Perl 6 to be a community design.
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity.
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with 7 wives Each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats Each cat had 7 kits Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many wheren't going to St. Ives?
I recognize in thieves, traitors and murderers, in the ruthless and the cunning, a deep beauty - a sunken beauty.
What has legs but can't walk??
Education is important because, first of all, people need to know that discrimination still exists. It is still real in the workplace, and we should not take that for granted.