A man gives his delivery boy 9 doughnuts to deliver to make sure that the delivery boy does not eat any he writes the number 9 in roman numarals (IX) on the box. As hes going to delvier it he eats 3 how does he change it to say 6 without changing anything thats already on the box?
The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.
My niece was very much caught up in the vampire craze for young adults, and she thought having a vampire boyfriend would be a cool thing. What do you do on a first date? The more I thought about it, the more fun I had imagining what you'd serve a vampire for dinner.
Don't Make Assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life.
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
Which triangle has a bigger area: 1. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 500. 2. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 700.
You cannot drive a system that's going to be aiming at preventing illness if everyone is not in it. The whole gaming of health insurance and health care in America is based on that fundamental principle: insure people who aren't sick and you don't have to pay more money on them.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. how is this possible?
By the fulfillment of my legal and moral duty I think I have earned punishment just as little as the tens of thousands of dutiful German officials who have now been imprisoned only because they carried out their duties.
what can you see in water that does not get wet?
When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn't realize it would take so long.
It feels good to have your work respected again.
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
I didn't get hugely famous really quick. It was a slow, gradual process, so I was able to sort of grow into myself and figure out who I was and what I wanted without the glaring spotlight on me telling me who I was.
Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
A killer frost is not feared by the lovers of this fruit, but longed for instead. The only ones they might fear is Tiger's toolmakers. What is it?
what do math teachers name there first child.
What sculptors do is represent the essence of gesture. What is important in mime is attitude.
Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
once i'm spoken i'm broken
I love revolutionaries who have the courage to stand up against the status quo. They're always misunderstood, but they're the ones who are standing up for human rights.
What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen?
I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
The anger of a person who is strong, can always bide its time.
how do you fit 10 horses into nine stables with one horse in each
Don't fear change - embrace it.
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
When you give me your image I give you back your own image The whole world can fit inside me But even a child can bear my weight What am I
Interpretation is the revenge of the intellectual upon art.
With no arms I climb With no wings I fly With no legs I run. WHAT AM I??????
Dancing and running shake up the chemistry of happiness.
I may be kindly, I am ordinarily gentle, but in my line of business I am obliged to will terribly what I will at all.
It has no head,leg,eyes,nose,ears and feet only body and mouth. It answers when you ask a question. It has many mouth.
I don't have space to enter into the examples or the history of this, so I'm left with having to make the bold statement that culture is extinct.
People who don't read seem to me mysterious. I don't know how they think or learn about other people. Novels are a very important part of our education.
What do you own but everyone uses ???
The pain passes, but the beauty remains.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
WHAT DO U CALL A CHICKEN THAT CROSSED THE ROAD?
We're just into toys, whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers. I've got the Palm Pilot right here with me, I've got the world's smallest phone. Maybe it's just because I'm still a big little kid and I just love toys, you know?
This is a house. It can move in, out, up and down, surrounded by a white picket fence and has red eath and sky. What am I?
Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness.
There was 2 men walking through the forest and found a man laying on the ground dead with a stick beside him how did he die?
Quite often I can be in a bookshop, standing beneath a great big picture of myself and paying for a book with a credit card clearly marked John Grisham, yet no one recognises me. I often say I'm a famous author in a country where no one reads.
What can be more foolish than to think that all this rare fabric of heaven and earth could come by chance, when all the skill of art is not able to make an oyster!
What grows when you feed it but dies when you give it water?
My experience has been that work is almost the best way to pull oneself out of the depths.
I have a head and a tail but no body. I can move all over. I jingle and I jangle. I am not a snake. What am I?
Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
I'm constantly learning, and that is the greatest gift of life in my opinion - to always be learning and growing.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Add the following problem in your head without using a calculater or paper. Take a 1000 and add 40. Take the answer and add another 1000 to it. Add 30 to the sum. Then add another 1000 and 20. Add another 1000. Last add 10. What is the answer?
Rotary provides training at all levels so that those who have been selected for leadership positions have the opportunity to learn and apply leadership principles to their jobs.
My job is to help people with doors and Help people with finding success. What am I?
Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.
there was a men he was born before his father he killed his mother and married his sister
I've made an odd discovery. Every time I talk to a savant I feel quite sure that happiness is no longer a possibility. Yet when I talk with my gardener, I'm convinced of the opposite.
What is hot when warm coloured,and cold when not?
I went nearly 30 years without being able to really seriously entertain marriage or a family. In fact, the word 'marriage' would actually give me a shake when it was brought up.
I see dance being used as communication between body and soul, to express what it too deep to find for words.
Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
I love being around my friends and my family and spending time with my husband. I like being normal and recharging my batteries, and I feel like I have the coolest job in the world where I get to get on stage and perform and get to do a lot of really amazing things.
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place.
Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall.
Abstention means you stayed at home or went to the beach. By casting a blank vote, you're saying you have a political conscience but you don't agree with any of the existing parties.
What is the The beginning of eternity, The end of time and space, The beginning of every end, And the end of every place.