I was for civil unions and believed strongly that the flow of benefits and protections that would be provided in a civil union for same-sex couples, the decisions that have to be made, when health hardships are faced, when economic hardships are faced, I wanted all of those protections. I never strayed from them.
Health consists with temperance alone.
A man is 20 years old but has only had 5 birthdays. How is that possible?
1. two people go to gether but never meet each other
Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.
There was a happily married couple living in an apartment, the man kisses his wife good bye and goes to work. But while he is in the elevator and the power goes out and he says, oh no!!!!!!! My wife is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!Why did he say that?
Jack and Joe were on vacation and driving along a deserted country road from the town of Kaysville to the town of Lynnsville. They came to a multiple fork in the road. The sign post had been knocked down and they were faced with choosing one of five different directions. Since they had left their map at the last gas station and there was no one around to ask, how could Jack and Joe find their way to Lynnsville?
I saw why people died and how they died. I saw gunshot wounds and liver failure. It was a good learning experience, so I came regularly on weekends and holidays.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
I don't consider Americans bullies, but I do consider the American government bullying.
A lady in a hotel has a room on the 12th floor. She used the elevator to go to the lobby and get coffee. When she went back up to her room, she went to the 8th floor and then took the stairs up to the 12th floor. Why did she do this?
how many squares on a chessbord?
Good leaders make people feel that they're at the very heart of things, not at the periphery.
I'm a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it.
It's learning how to negotiate to keep both sides happy - whether it's for a multi-million dollar contract or just which show to watch on TV, that determines the quality and enjoyment of our lives.
A man and his wife had a baby.The male baby is named coninfood.His mother's name is container.What is his father's name?
I have 6 sides... I represent a sertain shape at a sertain angle... I am used more than you think... WHAT AM I?!?
With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.
There was this man he came to hamilton on Friday stayed at a hotel for three nights and left on friday! How is this possible?
We're a nation of laws, but the good thing about America, is that laws reside in the people and people can change the laws.
The problem is that once the rules of art are debunked, and once the unpleasant realities the irony diagnoses are revealed and diagnosed, 'then' what do we do?
The future is purchased by the present.
there are 12 chocolate bars on the kitchen table. you take away 5. how many do you have??
They have decided to tour under the name of Ten Years After which I don't think is very cool. To be honest, they have had to do that as it's the only way they can get any work.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
there was a girl and her boyfriend and they got in a car crash,wel they went to this world were what they said magicly appeared.WEll ANYTHING could be wished for.And the girl wished for a bucket of water and she told the boy tht it was ahlf full,but the boy sai d NO its half empty. Which one is correct?
The problem is, is that President Bush and the Republican leadership in the Congress have resisted attempts to increase dramatically our fuel economy standards over the last five years.
I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one.
We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
Business can be a source of progressive change.
a bear walk past a house with all sides facing south. what colours the bear?
What can you see on some days but not on others ?
Leadership requires the courage to make decisions that will benefit the next generation.
hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 chidren and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child I forgot the oher chils name what is the name
Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind.
It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.
In college I never realized the opportunities available to a pro athlete. I've been given the chance to meet all kinds of people, to travel and expand my financial capabilities, to get ideas and learn about life, to create a world apart from basketball.
It begins and ends in "E" and it usually contains only 1 letter, What is it??
Knowledge may give weight, but accomplishments give lustre, and many more people see than weigh
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Formed long ago, yet made today, Employed while others sleep. What none would freely give away. Nor any wish to keep.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
There are 3 slices of pie. joe joe and joe each take one slice, but there is one slice of pie left. Why?
Age does not matter if the matter does not age.
What belongs to you but others use it more often?
Strangers are exciting, their mystery never ends. But, there's nothing like looking at your own history in the faces of your friends.
I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows.
My parents' marriage was very rocky. They were always arguing. When they split up when I was in my 20s, my brother and I were both delighted because we knew they weren't good for each other.
Whenever I listen to a children's orchestra, I learn. They feel everything, they enjoy everything, they have amazing energy.
There was a woman and a man racing down a highway, they ran out of gas. So the man told the woman to lock the doors and close the windows while he went to find help. The woman did as she was told and when the man came back the woman was dead and there was a stranger in the car. There wasn't a break in and the car was fine. Who was the stranger and how did the stranger get in?
Men do not shape destiny, Destiny produces the man for the hour.
It's counterintuitive, but the most divisive arrangement is when the same party controls both Congress and the presidency, a situation encountered in eight of the past 10 years. With government unified under a single party, the minority has the least possible incentive to cooperate with the majority.
Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this be possible?
How Do You Live When You Died??
Immortality Device has been tested and researched by medical researchers all over the world from time to time. They email me and told me what they found. I post their results sometimes on my site.
The study of beauty is a duel in which the artist cries with terror before being defeated.
if a rooster was on top of a roof and layed a egg and the wind blew which side would the egg land the left or the right
We are so obsessed with doing that we have no time and no imagination left for being. As a result, men are valued not for what they are but for what they do or what they have - for their usefulness.
My uncle was reading in the living room when his wife came in and turned off the light, making it pitch-black. However, my uncle continued reading. How is this possible?
Imagine you are in a box and you are in the middle of the ocean.Your hands ,feet,and mouth are tied up and you cant move.You have no scissors,no knifes,no nothing to cut out of you rope.There is also one more thing,you only have 60 seconds until you sink and die.What do you do?
When you get just a complete sense of blackness or void ahead of you, that somehow the future looks an impossible place to be, and the direction you are going seems to have no purpose, there is this word despair which is a very awful thing to feel.
Mary's father had 5 daughters: 1.A 2.E 3.I 4.O WHO IS THE FIFTH ONE????
If one man in the country could take all the money, what was the use of passing any bills about it?
There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage. The question is: Who owns the fish? Hints: The Brit lives in the red house. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. The Dane drinks tea. The green house is on the left of the white house. The green homeowner drinks coffee. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. The man living in the center house drinks milk. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats. The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill. The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer. The German smokes prince. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water. Einstei...
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
Lazy Larry agreed to work on a job for his brother-in-law for thirty hours at eight dollars an hour, on the condition that he would forfeit ten dollars per hour for every hour that he idled. At the end of the thirty hours Larry wasn't owed any money and didn't owe his brother-in-law any money either. How many hours did Larry work and how many hours did he idle?
Becoming an author changes your attitude too. Once you see where books come from, and how they're made, they never seem quite as sacred again.
My tail is long, my coat is brown, I like the country, I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed, And I come out to play when you are in bed. What am I?