Monday, April 20th, 2026

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I have this desire to just while away weeks, months and years. It took me two years to make this record but that was with me trying to condense my process and not disappear down the rabbit hole with all the cool things I've collected. I could take 10 years and not explore everything I want to with these instruments.

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People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income.

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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.

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Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.

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what is at the begining of The End and at the end of love and time

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I'm talking like 10, 12 years old. Either junior brings Mom and Pop or Mom and Pop bring the kids. I'm talking young here, not a college drinking crowd.

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Pretend your a explorer like Indiana Jones. You are digging and find a coin that says 150 B.C. Is this possible? Why or why not?

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this is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long

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There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age, I missed it coming and going.

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I ran to my marriage, I was happily ready to take on marriage.

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People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.

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you go to sleep one night.When you wake up your in a room with no doors or windows, all there is is a mirror and a table.How do you get out?

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In addition, California spends nearly $1 billion a year in Medi-Cal services for an average of 780,000 illegal immigrants a month, over and above emergency health services.

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I am a part of all that I have met.

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How many times can you take 5 away from 25?

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What is here but never goes.

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A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside inside is more often his nursery.

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We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.

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I’m never heard, never smelt I’m never touched, Or never felt. Begin in me, end in me The more of me the less you see. I’m there in forests and underground And other places not to be found. What am I?

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I dyed my hair blonde when I was 14. My mom was not happy. But I love being blonde.

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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

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i have a head and hace a tail im not a snake.What am i

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When does death come before life??

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

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A cowboy rode into town on Wednesday. Two days later he rode back on Wednesday. How could that be?

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If the first requisite for writing well about food is a good appetite, the second is to put in your apprenticeship as a feeder when you have enough money to pay the check but not enough to produce indifference of the total.

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The best smell in the world is that man that you love.

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At home, you always have to be a politician when you're abroad, you almost feel yourself a statesman.

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There were 3 men walking through the forest and they found someone dead on the ground with a stick in his hand, how did he die???

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Outside of the chair, the teapot is the most ubiquitous and important design element in the domestic environment and almost everyone who has tackled the world of design has ended up designing one.

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I believe we all agree that, for the health of Kansas, nothing is more important than education.

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God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

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So it was sort of an odd time because I had been hired, but my paperwork hadn't gone through. So I worked as an intern during the government shutdown, as an intern, but I already had a job.

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It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!

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What can go up a chimney down but connot go down a chimney up?

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The view of Jerusalem is the history of the world it is more, it is the history of earth and of heaven.

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What can go up and come down without moving?

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The most challenging part of being a dad is self-restraint. So often your instinct is to teach and tell. I am constantly reminding myself to listen to them.

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You see another side of Draco when he's with his dad. When Draco is with his dad, he doesn't say anything. He keeps his mouth shut. He's sort of bullied by his dad, so he acts very different.

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We had common interests in the beauty of the French language. We both had a tremendous love of jazz. We shared dreams of getting married and having a family, living in the country, leading an idyllic life.

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It's not always possible to sit down and eat at home in this day and age of fast-paced living, but if you are going to eat out, do so as a family and support all the great local places in your areas. I'll still eat at the same diner I did as a kid with my parents.

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This is a country for, of, and by the people not for, of, and by the government. If we turn it over to them we cannot complain about what they're doing because this is a natural course of men and we have to hold their feet to the fire.