Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride.
You want to shut up every Negro who has the courage to stand up and fight for the rights of his people, for the rights of workers, and I have been on many a picket line for the steelworkers too.
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
I think people who are creative are the luckiest people on earth. I know that there are no shortcuts, but you must keep your faith in something Greater than You, and keep doing what you love. Do what you love, and you will find the way to get it out to the world.
I really wanted to do something positive on the Internet. I wanted to try to get young people talking about, thinking about, life's big questions-make it cool and OK to wonder about the heart, the soul and free will and God and death and big topics like that, big human topics.
There was a man who was drowning. A boat came up to him and a man asked,"Do you need help?" The man said,"No Thank you, god will save me." Another boat comes up to him and a man asks,"Do you need help?" The said,"No Thank you god will save me." The man drowns, goes up to heaven, and asks god,"Why didn't you save me?" What does god say?
The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds.
Optimists are usually wrong. But all the great change in history, positive change, was done by optimists.
What can be sharp to the ears but is soft to the touch, is usually wet and lives in a hole?
Great art picks up where nature ends.
Why is the kamod so thin?
The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life.
But let there be spaces in your togetherness and let the winds of the heavens dance between you. Love one another but make not a bond of love: let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
A man is usually more careful of his money than of his principles.
Become an internationalist and learn to respect all life. Make war on machines. And in particular the sterile machines of corporate death and the robots that guard them.
A boy is rushed into hospital with his father they had been involved in a car accident. The doctor rushes out and screams thats my son about the boy how can this be?
Dad said that he was prouder of me than he'd ever been when I came out.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
If there was an observer on Mars, they would probably be amazed that we have survived this long.
I've got my eye on a few things to spend my money on. I've got my own bank card but I am really good with money. I don't spend too much at all.
What has no heart Yet is alive? It never moves People stab it with knives.
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
a husband and wife were driving along the road when they ran out of petrol.The husband decided to walk back to the gas station they had passed a while back .He rolled up the windows and locked all the doors leaving his wife in the car. a half an hour later the husband returned to his car only to discover he's wife had been shot in the head with a gun.all the doors were still locked and none of the windows had been tampered with or marked, he wasn't the killer it wasn't a suicide,there was no gun found in the car and there was no one else in the car!!!how?
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
What gives me the most hope every day is God's grace knowing that his grace is going to give me the strength for whatever I face, knowing that nothing is a surprise to God.
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However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
a man walks into a restraunt in Nevada and sees a man with a sunburn all over his face. The man walks over to the sunburnt man and sits down by him. they start to converse and the sunburnt man asks him to fund a trip that would change the history of the world but it was in the desert. The sunburnt man says he just got back from the desert for 5 months and then got his beard shaved off. so the sunburnt man says just give me the money and i will go put it in the bank. the man immediately realizes the man is lying so he says no and calls the police. how did he know it was a scam?
Though the people support the government the government should not support the people.
It is a curious phenomena that God has made the hearts of the poor, rich and those of the rich, poor.
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on.
I AM OF SAME COLOR IN AND OUT. FOUND IN EVERY COUNTRY. EVERY ONE HAS ONE OR 100 GUESS WHAT I AM??
a trip with no fall,from a five sided space. or a small golden ball,from a magical place.
I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.
I love being a woman and I was not one of these women who rose through professional life by wearing men's clothes or looking masculine. I loved wearing bright colors and being who I am.
It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter.
I don't think anybody cares about unwed mothers unless they're black or poor. The question is not morality, the question is money. That's what we're upset about.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
That attitude does not exist so much today, but in those days there was a very sharp distinction between basic physics and applied physics. Columbia did not deal with applied physics.
What measures out time, Until in time All is smashed to it?
The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. I'm talking about an organic computer - about biological substances that can function like a semiconductor.
how many bricks do you need to complete a house made entirely of brick.
Happiness is a sunbeam which may pass through a thousand bosoms without losing a particle of its original ray nay, when it strikes on a kindred heart, like the converged light on a mirror, it reflects itself with redoubled brightness. It is not perfected till it is shared.
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Joy, rather than happiness, is the goal of life, for joy is the emotion which accompanies our fulfilling our natures as human beings. It is based on the experience of one's identity as a being of worth and dignity.
You get a timeless cool card in New York.
We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them.
what is always comming but never arrives?
Logic will never change emotion or perception.
Scientists were in Antarctica when they found two bodies frozen in a block of ice. They are positive that the two people are Adam and Eve. How do they know? *hint* The two people dont have something that everyone else does... they were created.
Having a sense of purpose is having a sense of self. A course to plot is a destination to hope for.
God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.
A woman is about to be executed. Since she has been a good citizen most of her life, the executioner gives her the option of chosing by which way she can die, no matter how bizarre, time-consuming, or costly it is. What manner of death should she choose, or will it not make a difference?
Both my parents are English and came out to Australia in 1967. I was born the following year. My parents, and immigrants like them, were known as '£10 poms.' Back then, the Australian government was trying to get educated British people and Canadians - to be honest, educated white people - to come and live in Australia.
I pounce like a bull Every day one big haul, I cut like a knife But im as soft as a wife. What am I?
I think my knowledge of music theory is rooted in jazz theory, and a lot of the writers of standards - Rodgers and Hart, and Gershwin.
Some days it is a heroic act just to refuse the paralysis of fear and straighten up and step into another day.
A man was dead with a gun in his hands and a tape recorder near him,when the police came they listened to the tape recorder, " I can't take it any more!!! *BANG!!!*" When Sherlock Holmes came, He said it wasn't a suicide. How was that so????
I wouldn't like to be in movies. Movie people are strange. They live a different life than musicians do.
The attitude is we live and let live. This is actually an amazing change in values in a rather short time and it's an example of freedom from religion.
A father and son were in a car accident where the father was killed. The ambulance brought the son to the hospital. He needed immediate surgery. In the operating room, a doctor came in and looked at the little boy and said I can't operate on him he is my son. Who is the doctor?
The question is what will Mitt Romney do as president if his policy is simply to be hands off and let the government be made so small it can be drowned in a bathtub. In the 21st century global economy, no state alone has the ability to compete against China.
Congrats! You are the 25th person to open this riddle! You will get a. . . A) Prize B) Money C) Nothing D) An answer
At this early stage in our evolution, now through our infancy and into our childhood and then, with luck, our growing up, what our species needs most of all, right now, is simply a future.
i make you cry but I am not human, i am alive until you start chew'en
There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn whatever steps we take, they're necessary to reach the places we've chosen to go.
A black house is made out of black bricks. A blue house is made out of blue bricks. A red house is made out of red bricks. ...... What is a green house made out of?
im always infront and never behind
My inspiration was my mom. She's a great cook, and she still cooks, and we still banter back and forth about cooking. Growing up in a mostly Portuguese community, food was important and the family table was extremely important. At a very young age I understood that.