I never thought I'd spend all my life with Gary. I suppose I was quite cynical about marriage. But with Jude, I knew right from the beginning: there was an electricity I'd never felt before. It was so easy, we talked for hours. It was a relief, really.
I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair commercial is really cool. To me, that's embarrassing, but World of Warcraft - not embarrassing, very cool.
I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid.
As Members of Congress we can now engage with our constituents via online innovations like the Huffington Post, while a small business in rural Oregon can use the Internet to find customers around the world.
Although our inattention can contribute to our lack of total well-being, we also have the power to choose positive behaviors and responses. In that choice we change our every experience of life!
there once was a man that was in jail he had a glass of water and a whole plate of food in the other room that was placed out once a week but there was a 12 inch thick door between the food and him. How did he survive a year?
What did Delaware?
There are people in the world who have the power to change our values.
We abuse land because we regard it as a commodity belonging to us. When we see land as a community to which we belong, we may begin to use it with love and respect.
I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didn't, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I don't think any of my relatives are surprised.
In the dark I am found, without being fetched. In the day I am lost, without being stolen. What am I?
Well, I've ruffled a few feathers at all the institutions I've led. But I think that's part of leadership.
Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.
My first half is a container, & I am language understood by few, if any. What am I?
Jimmy's mother has three sons. The oldest is named David. The second oldest is called Brendan. What is the youngest one called?
My mom was a teacher - I have the greatest respect for the profession - we need great teachers - not poor or mediocre ones.
if april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
To attempt to superimpose its views through the exercise of force, is seldom the part of intelligence it is frequently the part of ignorance.
A great city, whose image dwells in the memory of man, is the type of some great idea. Rome represents conquest Faith hovers over the towers of Jerusalem and Athens embodies the pre-eminent quality of the antique world, Art.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
three people are on an island. a boat comes but two people can fit. home is about a half of mile with nothing dangerous. no one can be left behind. how do they get home?
You know, be an actor because you love to act. Don't be an actor because you think you're going to get famous, because that's luck.
The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.
I always had a standard of, back when I was doing the country music I always told people I would never record a song that I wouldn't sit down and sing in front of my mom and dad.
THE BUYER BUYS IT BUT NEVER USES IT THE USERS USES IT BUT NEVER SEES IT
What breaks when you say it?
A grave blockhead should always go about with a lively one - they show one another off to the best advantage.
With engineering, I view this year's failure as next year's opportunity to try it again. Failures are not something to be avoided. You want to have them happen as quickly as you can so you can make progress rapidly.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
A man approaches a hotel with his little dog. When he stops outside the hotel, he knows that he is bankrupt. How is that possible?
Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.
Not all intelligence can be artificial now, so if we make a mistake, the consequences are no longer simply located within an institution or a national culture.
I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
I enjoy the element of pushing yourself, learning something new, whether it's a dance step, a scene, an emotion.
Why did the hot dog run a lot?
Where I come from, it was a heresy to say you wanted to be in movies, leave alone American movies.
If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.
The essence of a government health care system - for people who have never lived under it and don't know - is waiting, waiting, waiting. You wait for everything. You wait for years for operations that are routine in America.
Never permit a dichotomy to rule your life, a dichotomy in which you hate what you do so you can have pleasure in your spare time. Look for a situation in which your work will give you as much happiness as your spare time.
First think of a person who lives in disguise, who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me whats always the last thing to mend, the middle of middle and the end of end. And finally, what is the sound often heard during a search for a hard-to-find word. So string them together and answer me this, what creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
Why do we have 47 million people without health care? Because America has become about 'me'. What's happened to 'we' as a people? I believe in that and that resonates to most people.
You are trapped in a cabin for 30 days and 30 nights. All you have is a calendar to keep track of the time and a bed to sleep on. How do you survive?
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far.
you have two coins and they make 30p and one of them is not 20p,what are the two coins?
The man who has it doesnt need it,the man who needs it doesnt want it,the man who's in doesnt know it. What is it
The valor and courage of our young women and men in the armed services are a shining example to all of the world, and we owe them and their families our deepest respect.
I know acts and I'm not going to name names but these people sold ten million copies the first time and the second album sells three million and it's considered a failure and they're dropped and that's really a shame.
When I see my mom in the stands, it always pushes me to succeed.
I have a head, and I have a tail, but if you think I have legs, your answer will fail. Remember this last, I'm neither male or female. What am I?
There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. I don't care how great, how famous or successful a man or woman may be, each hungers for applause.
there was this organism that doubles every minute. if i were to put it in a jar by 9pm and the jar became full by 12midnight, what time did the jar become half-full?!
Start with two pitchers, each half full of water. Can you put all of this water into one large pail, and be able to tell which came from which pitcher? You cannot use dividers or the pitchers.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
I still have a young attitude.
My mom was diagnosed with breast cancer when I was 13 and it was something we weren't really aware of as a family.
A bear, a lion and a chicken meet. Bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear." Lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire Savanna is afraid of me." What does the chicken say
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
You do not want to have me, But when you have me, You do not want to lose me. What am I?
Ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved.
This man went into his home, went up the stairs, went into his room and turned on the lights. He killed himself. WHY?????