English culture is basically homosexual in the sense that the men only really care about other men.
If a black house is made of black bricks, a white house of white bricks, a blue house of blue bricks, a yellow house of yellow bricks, and a purple house of purple bricks, whats a greenhouse made of?
I'm so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. I'm big on not wasting time. And so, yeah, if something's not working, it's time to not hold people back.
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Eack cat had seven kits, Kits,cats,sacks and wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
Under no stretch of imagination can war be regarded as an ethical process yet war, force, terror, and propaganda were the evolutionary means employed to weld the German people into a tribal whole.
I read and walked for miles at night along the beach, writing bad blank verse and searching endlessly for someone wonderful who would step out of the darkness and change my life. It never crossed my mind that that person could be me.
A woman's experience is different from a man's in virtually every respect, including how she is treated by the media.
There are certain people that are marked for death. I have my little list of those that treated me unfairly.
I used to grow, but that was before i fell. I used to breathe, and help humans too. I had no brains, and still don't have one. I can be in any shapes and colours, what am I?
Designers are very fickle. I never wanted to be a victim of that. You're in one minute, out the next.
A white dove flew down by the castle. Along came a king and picked it up handless, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless.
You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.
Which is the most dangerous city?
After World War II great strides were made in modern Japanese architecture, not only in advanced technology, allowing earthquake resistant tall buildings, but expressing and infusing characteristics of traditional Japanese architecture in modern buildings.
If anger proceeds from a great cause, it turns to fury if from a small cause, it is peevishness and so is always either terrible or ridiculous.
History is little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind.
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.
I saw few die of hunger of eating, a hundred thousand.
I think it's brought the world a lot closer together, and will continue to do that. There are downsides to everything there are unintended consequences to everything. The most corrosive piece of technology that I've ever seen is called television - but then, again, television, at its best, is magnificent.
what is red and black and white all over
I had the closest thing I have ever had to an out-of-body experience lying in bed one morning. I turned on the 'Today' programme and item four on the news was: 'The shadow chancellor has ruled himself out of the leadership.' I lay there thinking that's interesting, then I realised it was me.
I've always had an active imagination.
My first is in chocolate but not in ham, my second's in cake and also in jam, my third at tea-time is easily found, my whole is a friend who's often around. What am I?
Being aware of your fear is smart. Overcoming it is the mark of a successful person.
The music is the message, the message is the music. So that's my little ministry that the Big Man upstairs gave to me - a little ministry called love and happiness.
i am the fighter of good, beleiver in bad, i help the week, but soon make them sad, if you do use me, in the rightfull tone, you see all the beauty and kindness i'm shown, but yet if you take me, and use me in spite, you shall make me mad, for the words are not right
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
Happiness is a continuation of happenings which are not resisted.
A man rode his horse into town, on Friday. It took him 1 day to get there and he took a 1 day break. The next day was Thursday, how can this be?
It was an amazing adventure, it was my dream to be in an American musical... I really hope you are going to love what you are going to see.
Often talked of, never seen, ever coming, never been, daily looked for, never here, still approaching, coming near. Thousands for it’s visit wait, But alas for their fate, tho they expect me to appear, they will never find me here, What am I?
Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here.
You have 2 people, each eith a certain amount of soccer balls. Their names are bob and ted. If Ted gives bob a soccer ball then ted and bob will have equal soccer balls.But if bob gives ted a soccer ball then ted will have 2x the soccer balls that bob has.How many soccer balls do bob and ted have each? HINT:there single numbers and both less than 10!
The happiness of this life depends less on what befalls you than the way in which you take it.
It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood.
A woman has 7 children. Half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
My mom's the one I look up to for everything. I feel like I'm a lump of clay and she's moulding me into a woman.
I have a mouth but don't have a hand I have a body but don't have feet.Try me
A library, to modify the famous metaphor of Socrates, should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life.
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
There is no roles. No one is keeping any roles. The drummer is also answering everybody and everything. So it is a constant conversation and communication between musicians on an extremely high level with extremely valuable material, motifs, and melodies.
You cannot read me but a dvd can. You can write on me and the computer can write in me. Wath am I?
What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny-vore
What is red black and white?
There are three schoolmasters for everybody that will employ them - the senses, intelligent companions, and books.
Whether a woman's running for office or she's supporting her husband who's running for office and she gets criticised for wearing open-toed shoes or for the colour of her coat, there's just a lot of history that you bear if you are a woman who puts herself out in the political arena.
what do you get from a cow after an earthquake?
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
there is a room,when anyone enter's,the person becomes crazy.which room am i?