what has no begining no end and has an inside and an outside?
It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.
A man finds room in the few square inches of his face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants.
Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear.
I tried to use words that were dealing with the emotional quality that any human being could recognize in the way that they felt about their country. It's to do with the world we live in. That world is a brutal one and full of war. It's also full of many wonderful things and love and hope.
I am only useful When I am full, Yet I am always Full of holes.
Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of the oxygen of publicity on which they depend.
What can be seen, but cannot be touched, and when put in a barrel, will make the barrel lighter?
why was 6 afraid of 7 ?
An artist is never ahead of his time but most people are far behind theirs.
Suddenly a single shot on the extreme left rang out on the clear morning air, followed quickly by several others, and the whole line pushed rapidly forward through the brush.
Fashion, for me, is anything that's aesthetic and beautiful. Art, food, film. It's something that I appreciate and really like.
The person who makes me has no need for me The person who buys me doesnt use me The person who is using me doesn't know What am I?
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.'
It has space but no room.It has keys but no doors.You can enter but not go in.What am I?
My mom is always telling me it takes a long time to get to the top, but a short time to get to the bottom.
First of all, let me say, 1:15 in the morning, for 20,000 people to still be here, I wasn't the winner, tennis was. That's awesome. I don't know if I've ever felt so good here before.
You imagine that you are in a bricked up room. How do you get out?
There were five woman sitting in a room. In the same room there was a basket with five apples in it. Each woman took an apple, but one apple still remained in the basket. How could this be?
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Why did the people laugh at the man?
Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
All the interests of my reason, speculative as well as practical, combine in the three following questions: 1. What can I know? 2. What ought I to do? 3. What may I hope?
Many things can create one, it can be of any shape or size, it is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. What is it?
Becoming a mom made me more contentious about expressing my true taste.
One thing that people keep on saying to me is that the wealth and the fame must have made up for missing out on my childhood. But the idea of money - putting a price on your childhood - is ridiculous. You will never get those years back and you can't put a price on them.
I spent a college semester in a small town in Italy - and that is where I truly tasted food for the first time.
WHAT MEN GO TO THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AND LAST THING AT NIGHT NO MAN NORE WOMAN WILL STOP HIM FROM IT . WHAT YOU ARE DOING WHILE READING THIS
Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.
What runs but never walks? What has a mouth but does not speak? What has a bed but does not sleep?
It's cool to play a vampire and be a part of this new, hot genre.
So when bands work with me and it's 10 o'clock, usually you'd have to be getting out of the studio, we could go on until 2 in the morning cause it's my place!
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
The word has 7 letters in it Proceeded to god... greater than god... more evil than the devil... all poor people have it... wealthy people need it... if u eat it u will die...
It's far too much to say that effective hoping is the only - or even the biggest - part of what it takes to succeed. If 14% of business productivity can be attributed to hope, that means 86% is dependent on raw talent, fickle business cycles, the quality of the product you're selling, and often pure, dumb luck.
Nothing is more capable of troubling our reason, and consuming our health, than secret notions of jealousy in solitude.
What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks.
You go through life wondering what is it all about but at the end of the day it's all about family.
The mediator of the inexpressible is the work of art.
A man went into the bathroom took out his gun and shot himself right between the eyes. he came out with no blood or marks. How is this possible?
You are stranded in the desert and both of your arms and legs are broken. How do you get to saftey?
Hezbollah's contempt for human suffering is total, as it showed once again this morning when its rockets murdered two Israeli Arab children in Nazareth.
there are 4 squares. a blue, red, black and white square. the blue square is to the left of the red square. the black square is above the blue square. where is the white square?
The most cogent reason for restricting the interference of government is the great evil of adding unnecessarily to its power.
if you have 3 oranges and you take away 2, how many will you have?
I'm interested in all kinds of pictures, however they are made, with cameras, with paint brushes, with computers, with anything.
To wish to be well is a part of becoming well.
what comes fast but gos slowy
I am always there, But you will never see me, you can't touch me but I can touch you, What am I?
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
ok there is a plane crash and only 1 survivor. and there are 2 tribes on the island. and one tribe tells the truth the other lies. so he was walking down a path and there was a fork in the road and a native standing their. one way leads him to sure death the other to safty. he can only ask the native 1 question to find out but the thing is he dont know if he is with the truth tribe or the liar tribe. so the question that he ask has to be one that no matter if it is true or false he will know which way to go.
The biggest danger to the European Union comes not from those who advocate change, but from those who denounce new thinking as heresy. In its long history Europe has experience of heretics who turned out to have a point.
Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.
If you don't know me, you are crushed. If you do know me and you tell me no, I will be crushed. What am I?
I speak relatively little, except when I'm at home and I'm asking for things.
Whats the one thing we have all seen and we'll never see again?
So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny.
There is something sinister, something quite biographical about what I do - but that part is for me. It's my personal business. I think there is a lot of romance, melancholy. There's a sadness to it, but there's romance in sadness. I suppose I am a very melancholy person.
There is a man laying dead on the ground... there are 51 bicycles laying around him and he has 1. why did he die?
Whoso neglects learning in his youth, loses the past and is dead for the future.
Knowledge about the economy, ideas about capitalism and government, the future of the world and geopolitics were things I was never really interested in.
Fear of failure has always been my best motivator.
Old age is not a disease - it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all kinds of vicissitudes and disappointments, trials and illnesses.
As a young man you don't notice at all that you were, after all, badly affected. For years afterwards, at least ten years, I kept getting these dreams, in which I had to crawl through ruined houses, along passages I could hardly get through.
The sadness of the incomplete, the sadness that is often Life, but should never be Art.
You can do this once , but not once in your life.
There is nothing I love as much as a good fight.
It struck me that working digitally with a small crew, I could lay out a general plan for Famous and hope for mistakes which would create something more than satire and something less than truthful reality.