But I can say that life is good to me. Has been and is good. So I think my task is to be good to it. So how do you be good to life? You live it.
I run through hills; I veer around mountains. I leap over rivers and crawl through the forests. Step out your door to find me. What am I?
God is the universal substance in existing things. He comprises all things. He is the fountain of all being. In Him exists everything that is.
I block out the sunlight,I'm quite long and wide and I also get pushed and pulled nearly everyday.What am I?
You can't be afraid of failure and you can't be afraid of success, because either one gets in the way of your work.
Belief is a wise wager. Granted that faith cannot be proved, what harm will come to you if you gamble on its truth and it proves false? If you gain, you gain all if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager, then, without hesitation, that He exists.
change the past?
My faith helps me understand that circumstances don't dictate my happiness, my inner peace.
Great dad. Yeah, he would ask me for money on birthdays and, you know, inappropriate times. And I just wrote him off like, 'You're not a father.' I just learned you cannot emotionally invest in people who are not attainable.
I have four wings, but cannot fly. What am I?
As I was going to Saint Ives I met a man with seven wives Each wife had seven cats Each cat had seven kittens Kits cats wives and that , How many were going to Saint Ives ???
The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense.
It's been my experience that every time I think I know where it's at, it's usually somewhere else.
Make a snowman
As someone who worked hard for a Labour victory in the 90s, do I regret it? Not really. It was bound to happen. And it'll happen with the next government, and the one after it. Because all governments serve us. They serve the filth.
there was a monster under your bed you looked under and saw nothing. there was a monster in your closet you looked in and saw nothing. there was a monster in your toy chest you looked in there and saw nothing. what was the monsters name?
My future is in my past and my past is my present. I must now make the present my future.
What is in the sky?
There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.
In the first 50 years of the filibuster, it was used only 35 times. But the last Congress alone had 112 cloture motions filed, plus threats of more. This is the tyranny of the minority.
If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life.
What do you call a blind deer? No-eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no-eye deer.
I love places that have an incredible history. I love the Italian way of life. I love the food. I love the people. I love the attitudes of Italians.
A disaster! Many people dead, in so little time... CASH will be lost, probably... PETrified with horror, the onlookers in shock... ROT will the bodies under the sea... A cash pet rot? What has happened here?
It's obvious, but perhaps worth saying, that happiness has virtually nothing to do with the state of your intellect.
A man who cannot talk went into a store to buy a toothbrush. He showed motions of brushing his teeth and bought it home. Another person who was blind wanted to buy sunglasses. How does he show that he wants to buy sunglasses?
Some of us may just, in one-on-one conversations with our family, with our friends, over the back fence with our neighbors, talk about the reality of our lives and realize that we're not alone, that we have a right to be physically safe and emotionally safe in our own homes.
Ok so this chik walks into a bar she has a 2lb. sulomy under one arm and a poodle underd the other arm. She set's the poodle on the tabol. The bartender says can I help you? She walks up to the bartender just as she stop walking she.... What just happend?
Patrick and Grace went to the Casino. They went to gamble and drink.Patrick said to the man " If Grace can get the hankey of the host onstage in one miniute,you will have to pay Grace twice as 100 gold coins,six hundred of 7 gold coins and 99,000 of gold coins."The man agreed.Grace won in the bet.How much did the man payed to the girl?
America's future will be determined by the home and the school. The child becomes largely what he is taught hence we must watch what we teach, and how we live.
I'd like to think Helen very much understood what it was to be disadvantaged in the medical field. And that that was something that she never let dictate her choices.
When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed as when I go astray. What am I?
Moral courage is higher and a rarer virtue than physical courage.
what question carnt you answer yes to?
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
I have to struggle to change people's perceptions of me. I grew very frustrated with the perception that I'm this shy, retiring, inhibited aristocratic creature when I'm absolutely not like that at all. I think I'm much more outgoing and exuberant than my image.
The want of money is the root of all evil.
A man goes outside while it is pouring cats and dogs. The man stands directly in the rain but his hair doesn't get wet. Why not?
At least the fundamentalists haven't tried to dilute their message. Their faith is exposed for what it is for all to see.
What comes: Once in a mintue Twice in a moment But not in a thousand years?
One of the big questions in the climate change debate: Are humans any smarter than frogs in a pot? If you put a frog in a pot and slowly turn up the heat, it won't jump out. Instead, it will enjoy the nice warm bath until it is cooked to death. We humans seem to be doing pretty much the same thing.
Our youth deserve the opportunity to complete their high school and college education, free of early parenthood. Their future children deserve the opportunity to grow up in financially and emotionally stable homes. Our communities benefit from healthy, productive, well-prepared young people.
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Painting is a faith, and it imposes the duty to disregard public opinion.
Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: "Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo." Assuming "right" and "left" is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?
what starts off on four legs in the morning two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night
People forget... that we structured it so that the government, or the people, would be repaid with a really good rate of return. And as it turns out, that aspect of TARP, that's what happened.
I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.
I can be seen and can be touched, But i can't be cought.... What am I?
He took over anger to intimidate subordinates, and in time anger took over him.
a man was looking through a 6th floor window thought for a minute then jumped But did not die or get hurt at all How??
A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
It's nice to know you have support. Last night I got a marriage proposal. I just laughed.
Forget about the consequences of failure. Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success.
Where could you find a mean eating fish?
a man is wearing a black suit, black pants, and a black ski mask, and yet people can see him. how is this possible?
We may be personally defeated, but our principles never!
The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98 but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others.
Experiment with food in the bedroom
Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
what do you do if your trapped in a room with a table and a saw and some super glue?
I choose films for their artistic value. I don't need a mansion or a Jaguar. When I leave this Earth, I won't take any money with me. All I will leave behind will be my art.
When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.
Sometimes I confuse you even though some think I'm easy thats because most of me are cheesy.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
We need a balanced, long term energy policy to reduce our dependence on foreign oil and preserve the beauty of the land we love.
Pepsi or Coke?
He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
What is round on the ends and high in the middle?
What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic.
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way.
I am plentiful in this world. I can kill one and save another. I can be invisible with the help of my friends of air and earth. I am needed in order to live.
what eats to live but never drinks?
They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Our attitude is that we want to cross over. You can't go on making records just for your own hometown.
The results of political changes are hardly ever those which their friends hope or their foes fear.
What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
I've been doing musical theater since I was a kid. And look for a CD from me in the future. I want to write all the songs!
A man has Ten Horses and nine stables as shown here. [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] The man wants to fit Ten Horses into nine stables. How can he fit Ten horses into nine stables?
which cannot open a door?
Time is more value than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.
Yes, you who called us godless, we found our faith in Adolf Hitler, and through him found God once again. That is the greatness of our day, that is our good fortune!