Thursday, May 21st, 2026

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

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I can be nice when i want to. And I can be mean when I want to. My eyes are thin but sometimes wide. What am I?

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Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another.

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Other than marriage, she doesn't control me and I don't control her.

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What is more amazing than a talking dog???

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Japan is the most intoxicating place for me. In Kyoto, there's an inn called the Tawaraya which is quite extraordinary. The Japanese culture fascinates me: the food, the dress, the manners and the traditions. It's the travel experience that has moved me the most.

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A policy is a temporary creed liable to be changed, but while it holds good it has got to be pursued with apostolic zeal.

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Christians must share their faith in obedience to the Great Commission, because we are only seeing the fruit of sin this side of death.

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All faith consists essentially in the recognition of a world of spiritual values behind, yet not apart from, the world of natural phenomena.

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The rich need it, the poor have it, darkness and light can overcome it, if you eat it, you'll die, what am I?

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All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and not always with my advance approval, and I expect that to continue in the future.

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To communicate through silence is a link between the thoughts of man.

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It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes comes to the top.

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I can run but can not walk and yet I do not move! What am I?

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Coming in solemn beauty like slow old tunes of Spain.

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I mean, I love L.A. - I love living here. But I wish that we could make things without the need to hit a home run every single time. It's a unique thing to Hollywood that if you don't do that every time, then you're considered a failure. But it's like, 'Well, are you making movies to be successful? Or are you making movies to learn something?'

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If we take the generally accepted definition of bravery as a quality which knows no fear, I have never seen a brave man. All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are, the more they are frightened.

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Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual activity.

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

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You are the bus driver. At the first stop the bus picks up an old man and women. At the next stop, the woman gets off and a teenage girl gets on. At the next stop the man and teenage girl both get off, and a man and his son get on. While the son crys the dad soothes him by calling his name, which is Adam. At the next stop, the man and child both get off. What is the name of the bus driver?

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Job plunges into a series of demands on and accusations of God which may be and indeed are epigrams of high intelligence, but are not noticeably patient.

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I have run two Olympic 'A' standard times over the past 12 months and with the time I ran at the African Championships last week I know my speed and fitness are constantly improving so that I will peak in time for the Olympics.

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What gets wetter the more it drys??

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I realized that I loved using computers to create something, but being an architect just wasn't going to keep me interested. The idea of a life spent obsessing over bathroom details for an Upper East Side penthouse was pretty depressing.

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Our world faces a true planetary emergency. I know the phrase sounds shrill, and I know it's a challenge to the moral imagination.

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Since, therefore, no man is born without faults, and he is esteemed the best whose errors are the least, let the wise man consider everything human as connected with himself for in worldly affairs there is no perfect happiness under heaven.

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If a rooster facing west lays an egg on a house and the wind blows it east where would the egg go?

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There is a lot of hype and fear about this much-talked-about prospect of designer babies.

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I remember my mom had a big collection of copies of Saturday Evening Post magazines, and that was really my introduction to those great illustrators.

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What can fill a room but takes up no space?

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I just want to be myself and go for my own dreams and goals.

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As a dad I'm emotionally dedicated but I'm not 'figuring out their life plans'. But of course as I'm telling them about the rights of wrongs I'm thinking back to what I was like at their age.

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what red, and green, and goes 100mph?

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I've criticized President Bush for his failure to use his veto pen. There's plenty of blame to go around. The question is how to solve problems. It's not bailouts. What made America great? Free markets, free enterprise, manufacturing, job creation. That's how we're gonna do it, not by enlarging government.

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Every thing is nothing of every thing. Any thing is every thing of nothing. I am every thing of nothing. I am nothing of any thing. There is but one thing I am. But every thing I am not.

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I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it.

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Love consists in giving without getting in return in giving what is not owed, what is not due the other. That's why true love is never based, as associations for utility or pleasure are, on a fair exchange.

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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

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Many women cut back what had to be done at home by redefining what the house, the marriage and, sometimes, what the child needs. One woman described a fairly common pattern: I do my half. I do half of his half, and the rest doesn't get done.

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I'm dirty when I'm alive but delicious when I'm dead I'm part of many insults bases on how I look Fortunatly I'm aslo depicted as famous person when they think of me as looney.

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I run ove fields and woods all day. Wnder the bed at nigh I sit not alne. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?