Thursday, September 25th, 2025

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This is like my dad's race team where we had one Legend car. If we wrecked it, we couldn't race the next week unless we had enough parts to put it back together again.

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My mom has a good way of engaging me in a conversation about the choices I make, listening, being objective and open-minded, and respecting those choices so long as they don't put me in danger.

Bucket List

Swim in the Katherine Gorges

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When anger rushes unrestrained to action, like a hot steed, it stumbles on its way. The man of thought strikes deepest and strikes safely.

Riddle

A barn's roof is shaped liked an upside down 'V'. A rooster makes a nest on the exact point of it, and lays an egg. Which side does the egg roll down?

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I noticed that this defense attorney is a very, very intelligent man, and he's very cool and he's very knowledgeable, and I think that personally I'd like to have an attorney like him.

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What is once in a minute,twice in a moment but not in a second

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Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants.

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Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success.

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The king dies and two men, the true heir and an impostor, both claim to be his long-lost son. Both fit the description of the rightful heir: about the right age, height, coloring and general appearance. Finally, one of the elders proposes a test to identify the true heir. One man agrees to the test while the other flatly re-fuses. The one who agreed is immediately sent on his way, and the one who re-fused is correctly identified as the rightful heir. Can you figure out why?

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What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin!

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Neither soldiers nor money can defend a king but only friends won by good deeds, merit, and honesty.

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You use a knife to slice off my head, then lay down and cry at my bed.

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My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic.

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Communism possesses a language which every people can understand - its elements are hunger, envy, and death.

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This person shot many people in order to save their lives. This person got paid to do it, and didn't go to prison. Who is this person?

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Beautiful Evidence is about the theory and practice of analytical design.

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In our system leadership is by consent, not command. To lead a President must persuade. Personal contacts and experiences help shape his thinking. They can be critical to his persuasiveness and thus to his leadership.

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A man and his son are driving on the interstate when they get into a car accident. Both need to be taken to the hospital. The hospitals are overcrowded so the man and his son are sent to different hospitals. The son needs surgery and but when he gets their the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son." How is this possible?

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Serbian history tells that the family is the most important thing and you have to stick with the family.

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Whih one is heavier a pound of dust or a pound of rocks?

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A man was lying in the middle of the desert dead, with a ring on his finger. There was no wounds on the victim. How did the man die?

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Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up, if thou wilt ever dig.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins......

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I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.

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My cousin always knows what the score of a baseball game is going to be before the game even starts. How can this be?

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Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed.

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Lives of great men all remind us, we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us, footprints on the sands of time.

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross.

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I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.

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There's a solid brick wall all around u,brick wall,roof,and floor.All thats in the room is a table and mirror how do u get out?

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On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.

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What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?

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The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it.

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STORM th

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I was taught that to create anything you had to believe in failure, simply because you had to be prepared to go through an idea without any fear. Failure, you learned, as I did in art school, to be a wonderful thing. It allowed you to get up in the morning and take the pillow off your head.

Riddle

10 + 4 = 14 , right?? but when is it when 10 + 4 = 2 ??

Bucket List

Learn to skateboard

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I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.

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I can move around, But my space is restricted, Direct me, And I'll go were you surf. I have the name of an animal, But I am mechanical. Who or what am I?

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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

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Your locked in a steel room with someone you dont know,theres a knife in your left pocket with a picture of a red bird in the bottom of the handle.The criminal has tatooed a worm on the other man's stomach.The room has no ceiling yet the walls are 25 feet high,you also notice theres a picture of baby birds high up on one of the walls,and a small inscription on the floor..."feed the birds to escape".You cant use his height to get out.How do you escape?

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Seek goodness and be goodness. Seek beauty and be beauty. Seek love and be love.

Riddle

What is the difference of Here and There?

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While the recent addition of the National Guard providing a support role manning computers and cameras has allowed more Border Patrol agents to work the field, more agents are still needed.

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What are the 2 longest words in the English language that can be typed using only your left hand on the keyboard?

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God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

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What's a pigs best karate move?

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It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable.

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Whose leadership, whose judgment, whose values do you want in the White House when that crisis lands like a thud on the Oval Office desk?

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11+2=1 When will be the given sum true?

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At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci-raptured.

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The past itself, as historical change continues to accelerate, has become the most surreal of subjects - making it possible... to see a new beauty in what is vanishing.

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Knowledge is power. Information is liberating. Education is the premise of progress, in every society, in every family.

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Whats the diference betwen the School and Jail?

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When I wrote 'Fast Food My Way' in 2004, I hoped that my friends would prepare my recipes. Now, more people cook from that book than any other I've written in the past 30 years.

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I am what a man loves more than life but hates more than death or mortal stife. I am what the poor have and the rich require and what all contented men desire. I'm what money saver spend and what spendthrifters save and what all men carry to the grave. What am I?

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A pair of mittens says to a hat, "I'll stay here, you go on a head"

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A woman, and the perfect man and an alien get into a carcrash. only one survives. who survives explain.

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It is good to express a thing twice right at the outset and so to give it a right foot and also a left one. Truth can surely stand on one leg, but with two it will be able to walk and get around.

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Our situation today shows that beauty demands for itself at least as much courage and decision as do truth and goodness, and she will not allow herself to be separated and banned from her two sisters without taking them along with herself in an act of mysterious vengeance.

Riddle

If there were 91 copycats in a room and 1 got out how many copycats would there b left in the room?

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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no ones laughing now.

Bucket List

Paratroop

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Change creates fear, and technology creates change. Sadly, most people don't behave very well when they are afraid.

Riddle

brothers and sisters have i none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son

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I find myself going to places where I really have no business, speaking to these people in a whole other field that I have no extensive knowledge of. But I do it very often because it scares me.

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whos is jamie moorhouse?

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Fear stifles our thinking and actions. It creates indecisiveness that results in stagnation. I have known talented people who procrastinate indefinitely rather than risk failure. Lost opportunities cause erosion of confidence, and the downward spiral begins.

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there were 100 cups of tea and 1000 people. They divided by 1/2's. so how many people got tea?

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A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

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When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed As when I go astray.

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No employer today is independent of those about him. He cannot succeed alone, no matter how great his ability or capital. Business today is more than ever a question of cooperation.

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How easy to be amiable in the midst of happiness and success.

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the is a sailor three ladies. a Fox, Chicken and corn. they want the animals and corn to go over the other side to their friends. but the sailor can boat can only bring two person at atime the sailor and some one else. if he brings the Fox the chicken will eat the corn. if he brings the corn the Fox will eat the chicken. how will he get the across the river?

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This love is silent.

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The whole story of the comfort women, the system of forced sexual slavery, the medical experiments of Unit 731, is not something that is in the US psyche. That is changing because many books are coming out.

Bucket List

Walk the El Camino

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Memorial Day this year is especially important as we are reminded almost daily of the great sacrifices that the men and women of the Armed Services make to defend our way of life.

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8

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My initials are PQRS I live above star and I have 11 neighbors can you figure out what I am?

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For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it.

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I am the mothers child , the fathers child yet no ones son.What am I?

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How many movies do you see when you can say this director really knew what film he wanted to make? I can count them on the fingers of one hand.

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Take pleasure in your dreams relish your principles and drape your purest feelings on the heart of a precious lover.

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What goes up that never comes down?

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No one can find inner peace except by working, not in a self- centered way, but for the whole human family.

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THERE IS A ROOM . IN THAT ROOM ALL THE THINGS ARE MADE OF WOOD. THERE IS A WALL IN THAT WALL THERE IS A WINDOW. ON THAT WINDOW A HEN IS SITTING. AND SHE WANTS TO LAY A EGG. HOW SHE WILL LAY A EGG??