If two coins equal thirty cents and one of them wasn't a nickle ,what will the two coins be. remember one of them isnt a nickle.
Were in the club ballas have a casadea?
The irony is that it was tougher to rent a car from Cerberus when it owned Alamo than to buy a semi-automatic. To rent a car, one had to provide ID, a drivers' license, and get insurance coverage. To buy a gun? Cash and carry, from the back of a station wagon at a gun show. No concerns about downstream liability or risk.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
I'm flat and thin People like to talk to me But I can't talk back. Sometimes i'm striped And sometimes i'm plain I can also be colorful
But without a caring society, without each citizen voluntarily accepting the weight of responsibility, government is destined to grow even larger, taking more of your money, burrowing deeper into your lives.
What is filled with holes but can hold lots of water?
I just completed a tour in Europe. I played every night. This requires traveling some days for six hours in a van or a train or a car. After six weeks of that, I checked into the hotel and just fell apart.
To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children. Each member of the family has to become, in a special way, the servant of the others.
images(disregard) In a particular situation, you can be in a room of flowers, but you'll never walk into that room. How is that so?
In my case, I pay a standard premium to participate in the Federal Employees' Health Benefits Plan for my wife and myself out of each month's paycheck.
This dullness of vision regarding the importance of the general welfare to the individual is the measure of the failure of our schools and churches to teach the spiritual significance of genuine democracy.
Love means to love that which is unlovable or it is no virtue at all.
which month has 28 day in it?
After a decade this glum, we deserved a shot of 'Glee,' a show that restored our faith in the power of song, the beauty of dance, and the magic of 'spirit fingers' to chase our cares and woes into somebody else's backyard.
I had some vague memory of visiting Canberra as a lad, when we came up with my father by car. But when I made the long train journey from Sydney to Canberra and arrived at the little stop, I did wonder slightly whether this really was the national capital.
You were up at 5 o'clock in the morning, and then you'd ride in a caravan, because we didn't have big movie trucks or trailers that is the hardware of a movie camp.
There was a one story house. The house was blue, the beds were blue, the people were blue, the walls were blue, the dressers were blue, the closets were blue, the doors were blue, the T.Vs were blue, the pens were blue, the pencils were blue, the staplers were blue, the computers were blue, the phones were blue, the CDs were blue, the pets were blue, the carpet was blue, the tile was blue, the books were blue, the papers were blue, the chairs were blue, and the pillows were blue. What color were the stairs?
Not necessity, not desire - no, the love of power is the demon of men. Let them have everything - health, food, a place to live, entertainment - they are and remain unhappy and low-spirited: for the demon waits and waits and will be satisfied.
What Can See Without Eyes? What Can Hear Wihtout Ears? What Can Climb Without Arms?
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
Two bodies have I Though both joined in one. The more still I stand The quicker I run. What am I?
A woman returns home from shopping and is horrified to find that her husband is dead and on the diningroom table. As she continues on into the house she finds that there is also a broken vase on the table and her cat is covered in ashes. Explain what happened with one more bit of information: her husband has been dead for eight years.
A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green.
My main point here is that if you are the child of God and God is a part of you, the in your imagination God suppose to look like you. And when you accept a picture of the deity assigned to you by another people, you become the spiritual prisoners of that other people.
Though lovers be lost love shall not.
Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love.
Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration.
can you fit 10 donkeys on a truck
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with success unexpected in common hours.
You have a painting with a string attached to it. The string is attached to the upper two corners of the painting. In the wall there are two nails, horizontally next to each other. The string must be hung on the nails in such a way that the painting falls down if any of the two nails is pulled out of the wall. The painting must hang under the nails and must hang on the string. The Question: How must the painting be hung?
And we can celebrate when we have a government that has earned back the trust of the people it serves... when we have a government that honors our Constitution and stands up for the values that have made America, America: economic freedom, individual liberty, and personal responsibility.
The most important decision I've made in business? The choices of people I have around me. When I first started I brought everybody with me, my homies from the neighborhood, criminals. I just said, 'Come on everybody, we made it.' Then I had to realize we didn't make it. I made it.
You are at a restraunt when the power goes out. Someone dies. You investagate three suspects. Sammy said she was hanging laundry. Chris said he was walking and John said he was watching T.V. Who was the killer?
With my nose to the grund and an eye to the heavens, I'm more than nothing, but never seven. I'm fifteen to twenty as I lie, and hit twenty-one when I get high. What am I?
Switching over to a hybrid car is one of those right things, but, unfairly or not, it still has a reputation among car enthusiasts as something you have to pedal really fast when you're on the ramp merging into traffic on the 401.
My eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor. What is it?
there is two legs standing on three legs holding one leg, in comes four legs takes away 1 leg forcing two legs to chase it with three legs. whats the story?
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
There are no rules for friendship. It must be left to itself. We cannot force it any more than love.
I feel very deeply about the need to respect and tolerate people of different social - or sexual orientation. But at the same time, I believe marriage should be preserved as an institution for one man and one woman.
A woman turns off a light in her house and goes to bed. The next morning she is reading the newspaper and then she kills herself. Why?
As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
Sleep is the best meditation.
Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for food or gas, until finally we are so hungry, sleepless, smelly, constipated and beaten-down that we simply die of lack of will to live.
I have not lost faith in God. I have moments of anger and protest. Sometimes I've been closer to him for that reason.
first you throw away the outside, then you cook the inside, then you eat the outside and then you throw away the inside. what am I?????
There was a man trapped in a room by himself and the door would only unlock if he had someone to help him. a few minutes later he discovered a light switch, turned on the light and was able to open the door. how was this possible?.
The poor have this... The rich don't... and if you eat this, you'll die... What is it?