Arizona is really cool but I couldn't stay there for too long.
If I was writing songs just for me I'd only play them in my living room, alone.
how many animals are there in a moses ark
What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality.
A man shot someone in a crowded room surrouded by policemen but was not arrested how is this possible?
My wish for the new millennium is for all children... to grow up wiser, and stronger and more prosperous for the future than ever before.
You eat the inside You throw away the outside. You eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
He who makes it needs it not He who buys it wants it not He who uses it feels it not
My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances.
Learning can take place in the backyard if there is a human being there who cares about the child. Before learning computers, children should learn to read first. They should sit around the dinner table and hear what their parents have to say and think.
'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come.
here is Ducky. ( ~)< ( ) he eats 12 pieces of food a day & he eats breakfast, lunch, & dinner. how much does he eat in Breakfast, lunch and dinner?????
If you're writing, you're starting in private. It can really be this amazing, private, freeing experience. Forget that it's for other people - that comes in later.
I am really the beginner of fight But i have nothing to do with darkest knight. I am always used in suffer and foes But i never touched some toes. Most of the people think im a fright Alas i can say they are right So u can find me in this big , gloomy sentence And can u find me in this riddle without tense
A variety of factors contribute to the price of gasoline in the United States. These factors include worldwide supply, demand and competition for crude oil, taxes, regional differences in access to gasoline supplies and environmental regulations.
The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.
Visit the Monarch Butterfly Biosphere Reserve
What runs but never walks? What has a mouth but never talks?
Great dislike to the Bible was shown by those who conversed with me about it, and several have remarked to me, at different times, that if it were not for that book, Catholics would never be led to renounce their own faith.
I LIVE IN DISGUISE I AM THE MIDDLE OF MIDDLE AND THE END OF END AND THE WORD YOU SAY WHEN THINKING. WHAT AM I?
white horses on a red hill. what am I?
Play spin the bottle
It takes a lot of imagination to be a good photographer. You need less imagination to be a painter because you can invent things. But in photography everything is so ordinary it takes a lot of looking before you learn to see the extraordinary.
A father and a son were in a car. Out of nowhere a truck hit the car. Two ambulances came and the father and son were bought to different hospitals. The doctor was sent in for an operation for the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy this is my son!" How was that possible?
If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?
I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust.
It's an ongoing joy being a dad.
What can be heard and caught but never seen?
A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?
To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.
Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.
Attend a State of Origin game
What is black when you buy it,red when you use it and grey when you throw it away?
What is a turkies favorite movie?
True life is lived when tiny changes occur.
What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel.
The stones themselves are thick with history, and those cats that dash through the alleyways must surely be the ghosts of the famous dead in feline disguise.
...through holy matrimony, rings without the cermony, within will be found paperwork bound
Perhaps measuring animal intelligence by comparing it to human intelligence isn't the best litmus test.
3 alians sat in thier ship. The first one said " I'm bored." The second one said " Me too." The third one said " Stel og dna wolb pu a rats." What did the third alian say in english?
I believe we should reframe our response to climate change as an imperative for growth rather than merely being a way of being green or meeting environmental commitments.
I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it.
Why did some business people sit around a clock while at their job?
Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger.
The people who make these dont use them The people who buy them dont use them The people who use these dont know there using them what is it???
I was determined that no British government should be brought down by the action of two tarts.
what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot.
A bad book is as much of a labor to write as a good one, it comes as sincerely from the author's soul.
Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
When Ming was five years old, his anti-war parents asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up? Mings reasponse was that he wanted to shoot and blow things up. As his parents heard his idea they were very proud. Why is this?
The equality that we are all entitled to, as citizens of this democracy, can't be avoided by some religious dogma of a President who's is supposed to believe in the notion of separation of church and state. And he frankly doesn't.
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
What power can poverty have over a home where loving hearts are beating with a consciousness of untold riches of the head and heart?
Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen.What am I?
What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon.
Training in taekwondo for eight years and then being able to do it in a film was pretty amazing.
I am somebody who... - I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I need that freedom, that ability to make mistakes out there. Because there's a fine line between making a mistake or being brilliant.
When you don't no me I am something,but when you no me I am nothing. WHO AM I.
My guess is my brother would call his mom and his dad pretty regularly, a lot more than I probably did.
I have a keyboard A mouse a monitor It can have internet. I can move from town to town What am I?
A lot of people just go to movies that feed into their preexisting and not so noble needs and desires: They just go to action pictures, and things like that.
There is a man lying dead on a small round table in a room with no windows and the door is closed. In the room there are 106 bycicles. How did the man die?
Visit the Fairy Pools
If one suffers we all suffer. Togetherness is strength. Courage.
King Henry The Eighth gave his wife a bottomless jar that can hold flesh and blood. What did he give her?
What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy.
I did know Ted Hughes and I partly wrote the book to explain to myself and others the complexities of a marriage that was for six years wonderfully productive of poetry and then ended in tragedy.
An electrical train was on a railroad.It was going east blowing smoke. What way was it blowing the smoke?
I started on the use of the Internet for scientific communication. Our research group was one of the very first to make really systematic use of it as a way of managing research projects.
Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives.
A man leaves home, runs for a little bit and turns left. Runs some more, and turns left again. He runs a bit more and turns left one more time. When he comes back home he sees two men in masks waiting for hom. Who are the masked man?
Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'
How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 Can you figure it out?
the person that builds me doesn't want me the person that buys me doesn't need me the person that uses me never sees me what am i
My buddy says he is the world's worst at self-deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all.
Spend the night in a haunted location
Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to - it can't here you!
what keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele-fence
My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar.
Where is a place that your best friend can sit, but you can not?
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
If a red house is made of red bricks, and i black house is made of black bricks,and a blue house is made of blue bricks. What is a green house made of?
Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.
How do you make "one" disappear?
Little Miss Sunshine' snowballed. It was a tiny movie. We shot it in 30 days, and it was really fun to do, but it was one of those small movies that you don't hold out huge hope for.;Greg Kinnear;hope 36686;The London games mark the 24th anniversary of my winning two golds and setting the world record in the heptathlon. Someone is going to want it records are made to be broken - it's only a matter of time. I hope mine will outlive me.;Jackie Joyner-Kersee;hope 36687;My denial and irresponsible attitude about asthma put me at great risk and caused me so much needless suffering. My hope is that the kids I talk to learn to open up about their asthma, become educated about their condition, and seek help.;Jackie Joyner-Kersee;hope 36688;The 2012 London Olympic Games fostered a generation of hope. I witnessed women participating for the very first time, representing every nation.;Jackie Joyner-Kersee;hope 36689;I remember thinking, That's what I need - and that hope was in Jesus Christ.;W...
What kind of goose fights with snakes.
My mom and my dad were married 56 years, and the fact that I reconciled with my dad I think made their marriage a little bit better as well.
Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie.
When I was a kid, the idea of why I wanted acting to be the thing I do for the rest of my life was different. It was, Oh yeah, I'll get girls and be famous.
In fact, my courage and my bravery at a young age was the thing I was bullied for, a kind of 'Who do you think you are?'
Visit a Chinese water town
I am a room. I have no doors. I have no windows. There is no way in or out of me. What room am I?
When life was worrying about a car payment or a rent payment and a bill, you're so consumed with that, you really don't have time to know yourself. That's surviving and getting by.
what is thirty white ponys sitting on a red hill?
It is better to create than to learn! Creating is the essence of life.
the man who makes it doesnt need it the man who buys it doesnt want it the man who uses it doesnt even know he is using it what am i
My philosophy of leadership is to surround myself with good people who have ability, judgment and knowledge, but above all, a passion for service.
Many people have the ambition to succeed in their work; they may even have special aptitude for their job. And yet they do not move ahead. Why? Perhaps they think that since they can master the job, there is no need to master themselves.
You wake up to find yourself naked in a bare room... There is a pipe about waist high sticking up out of the concrete floor and a note... the note reads... "If you want to get out, remove the ping pong ball from this pipe" You notice you cannot fit your hand inside the pipe but look into it and see a ping pong ball at the bottom... How do you get it out?
I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.
Go on set for a movie