Five thousandths of a millimeter is the tolerance of accuracy at the LEGO mould factories
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds.
Snowboarding's tough, because you've got to go to the mountains. For me, I love the skateboard season because I get to hangout at home and still be skating. I don't have to travel to Norway or Japan or these crazy places to be snowboarding.
On food packaging, a circle with a "U" indicates that the food is certified as what?
Conlanging
Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell.
Tour the Biltmore Estate
What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding? Cantelope
In 1865, the U.S. Secret Service was first established for the specific purpose to combat the counterfeiting of money
I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.
Keep it simple.
BMX
Visit Westminster Abbey
In the classic story "Peter Pan," what does Wendy use to reattach Peter's shadow?
A woman has 5 children and half of them are male? How can this be
A bushel is a standard unit originally used to measure the weight of what?
The word "comet" comes from the Greek word "kometes" meaning long hair and referring to the tail
Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Elia Kazan understood my problems. He was able to bring out the very best in me. He gave me credit for my intelligence.
Visit Taiwan
Rock climbing
Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow.
What do you put into a barrel to make it lighter?
Men in their early twenties shave an average of four times a week
What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis.
A blacksmith works primarily with what metal?
In a secular age, an authentic miracle must purport to be a hoax, in order to gain credit in the world.
Make choices and dont look back.
Go on a press trip
Martial arts
A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and one other - the fox, the goose, or the corn - at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all safely over the stream?
What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go.
In the classic version of Monopoly,the two "utility companies" are Water Works and the what?
In 1873, Colgate made a toothpaste that was available in a jar
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt.
Thru-hiking
Attend a holistic retreat
there is a orphan on one side of a busy high way and its parents were on the other.How does it get to its parents?
What do ghosts call their parents?
Velcro. What a rip off.
One-third pound stalk of broccoli contains more vitamin C than 204 apples
In the AAMCO song, when does the double beep occur.
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
YOLO
Proverbs
Have an academic article published
The average price for a major league baseball game in 2004 is $19.82
In the classic arcade game Centipede,players battle all but which of these deadly creatures?
Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss!
what did the meat say to the hamburger?
Produce great men, the rest follows.
Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times.
Attend the Commonwealth Games
Flower arranging
Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!
The cross bow was invented by the Chinese and records of its usage goes back to as far as the Three Kingdom Period (220 a.d.-280 a.d.).
In the business abbreviation "R & D," the "R" stands for what?
What is in front of a woman and in back of a cow?
I love to watch times change!
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing.
Drive a ferrari
Aerial silk
What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function? A spock plug.
The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth.
The abbreviation Xmas for the word Christmas is of Greek origin. Since the word for Christ in the Greek language is Xristos, which starts with the letter "X," they started putting the X in place of Christ and came up with the short form for the word Christmas
On the Internet, the abbreviation "LOL" typically denotes which of these emotional states?
If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations.
Abseil
Karate
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A 20th-century fashion icon, Gabrielle Chanel was better known by what nickname?
Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath
Institutions - government, churches, industries, and the like - have properly no other function than to contribute to human freedom and in so far as they fail, on the whole, to perform this function, they are wrong and need reconstruction.
IT HAS MOUTH BUT NEVER EATS,IT HAS BED BUT NEVER SLEEPS,IT ONLY RUNS BUT NEVER WALKS,WHAT IS IT
Mars is the home of Olympus Mons, the largest known volcano in our solar system
Sit on a jury
Dowsing
Enjoy a little nonsense now and then.
The second best selling game of all time is Jenga. Jenga is a Swahili word, meaning "to build."
A termite walks into a pub And asks "where's the bar tender?"
I get way too much happiness from good food.
Attend a WWE event at Madison Square Garden
A 2010 Time magazine article debunks the myth that what group of people are "spoiled,selfish,solitary misfits"?
If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp.
Dog sport
2 fathers and 2 sons bought 3 apples and had a whole apple each. How is this possible
What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut.
In the US, there is basically one party - the business party. It has two factions, called Democrats and Republicans, which are somewhat different but carry out variations on the same policies. By and large, I am opposed to those policies. As is most of the population.
Native Indians have been known to paint their doors blue, which they believe keeps the bad spirits out
On the classic sitcom "I Love Lucy," Lucy often went on auditions using what maiden name instead of Mrs. Ricardo?
Play is the true mother of invention.
Baseball
See live jazz in Chicago
railroad crossing railroad tracks spell that without any r's
circular mansion. guy murdered. The butler says he was getting a glass of water, the maid says she was cleaning all the corners of the house and the gardener says he was pulling out the weeds from the garden. Who murdered the guy?
On the classic TV series "Welcome Back Kotter" what subject did Mr. Kotter teach?
One gallon of pure maple syrup weighs 11 pounds
I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work.
I studied Hitchcock a little bit at University and knew the famous story about the Birds - that he'd tortured Tippi for a day using real birds. I had no idea that it was a five-day onslaught and that it was the tip of an iceberg that carried on through to another film.
Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
Fashion
Attend a stand up show
Macadamia nuts are not sold in their shells because it takes 300 pounds per square inch of pressure to break the shell
Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side!
My dream is to live a good life and be loving, be close to God and be a good human being and bring peace to people.
When faced with a choice, do both.
Flying
A blanket or shawl made of colored squares sewn or crocheted together is called a what?
Visit Stull, Kansas
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
What did one earthquake say to the other? Hey, it's not my fault.
A book about fashion and gay culture "Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" takes its title from what Christmas carol?
i am dark in the day and light at night
In 1810, Peter Durand invented the tin can for preserving food
The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you.
Visit Kamchatkha Peninsula
Performance
The first TONKA truck was made in 1947
forward Iam heavy, backward Iam not
What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop!
We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature.
If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp.
On his show "Man v Food," host Adam Richman won the "Davy Jones Locker Challenge" by eating 7 pounds of what?
Crossword puzzles
Make the pilgrimage to Jerusalem
You will always regret the round of Jägermeister.
In the U.S., over one million gallons of cosmetics, drinks, and lotions are sold that contain aloe in them per year
Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.
ok theres a red,white,and blue house.the blue house is in the far left.The red house is in the far right.Wheres the white house?
Get a professional massage
Karting
On television, Dr. Gregory House's apartment number is "221B," a nod to what famous literary sleuth's address?
You're not that important; it's what you do that counts.
Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know.
It is estimated that by the end of 2000, there has been 142,600 tonnes of gold mined in the world
I will end up with someone in the arts. I am positive. I eat, breathe and sleep acting. And I'll end up with someone who is happy staying at home and having me cook supper. But I also really need to be intellectually challenged and stimulated. I want someone bookish, and someone who is passionate.
On average, what is the most abundant gas released into the atmosphere by a volcano?
I can be red, or green, or yellow. I'll help you stay a healthy fellow. Inside I am white, I do not emit light. But if you look just right I hold a star.
Distro Hopping
Go ice fishing
Being kind is more rewarding than being right.
On December 21, 1864, General Sherman's famous "March to the Sea" concluded with the capture of what Southern city?
I take a lifetime to build, yet, a second to break. I cannot be explained, or measured in size... I do not work well when built on lies. I was there in the begining and will be at the end. If I am broken, i am not easy to mend. What am I?
Smokers are twice as likely to develop lower back pain than non-smokers
I cherish the creation of public space and services, especially health, housing and the comprehensive education system which dared to give so many of us ideas 'above our station.'
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Attend the Calgary Stampede
Watching television
Approximately 40% of the U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit by the end of the Civil War
I tired playing soccer But I couldn't get a kick out of it.
Alway do anything for love, but don't do that.
On HBO's "Entourage," movie star Vincent Chase stars in all but which of these fictional movies?
The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.
Complete a Bachelor’s Degree
I am water but i can be cought... now What am i?
Diving
When faced with a choice, do both.
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
The reason why hair turns gray as we age is because the pigment cells in the hair follicle start to die, which is responsible for producing "melanin" which gives the hair colour
On average, what denomination of U.S. paper currency remains in circulation the longest?
my name is hidden in my name. I was a very famous fictional character.
Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine.
Ride in a tuk tuk
Squash
What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? "That was a cloche call!"
If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it.
The word "toy" comes from an old English word that means "tool."
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
On dress shirts,button-down,spread and tab are popular types of what?
Rich people need it, poor people have it. You probally have it in your hand right now.
Quizzes
Visit Capitol Hill
When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it.
In 1873, Colgate made a toothpaste that was available in a jar
In the children's book "The Little Engine That Could",what is the engine attempting to deliver?
What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line.
The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.
A man is running away and has to choose 1 of 3 rooms to get out of a house. He can pick, the 1st door, a room that has broken edges of glass on the floor and walls, the 2nd door that is on fire, or the 3rd door, wich has 5 lions who haven't eaten in 3 years. Which one should he pick?
Visit the Pinnacles in WA
Survivalism
What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing!
The Planters Peanut Company mascot, Mr. Peanut, was created during a contest for schoolchildren in 1916
All imaginable futures are not equally possible.
your laying in your bed then you close your eyes when you open your eyes you are chained up and and hanged up side down about to plung into the ocean with a ciment atached to your feet you cant move at ALL!!!!!!!!! how do you get out
Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Ride in a submarine
Frisbee
In the animal kingdom, what term is used to describe the male who is the dominant member of a group?
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley
I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere.
A child starting kindergarten in September 2010 will ordinarily graduate from high school in what year?
The voice of the intelligence is drowned out by the roar of fear. It is ignored by the voice of desire. It is contradicted by the voice of shame. It is biased by hate and extinguished by anger. Most of all it is silenced by ignorance.
stand I
No "brand" is your friend.
Writing music
Receive fan mail
I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung.
The Tonle Sap River in Cambodia flows north for almost half the year and then south for the rest of the year
Home is pretty utopian.
a guy gets to choose how to die he has 3 choises one, to get put in the electric chair, two to get hung, and three to get throne in a lion pit of lions that had not eaten in one thousand years. Which did he choose?
Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them.
Postcrossing
In the Bahamas, Oct 12th is Discovery Day, marking the arrival of what European explorer?
Visit the Indian Sculpture Park
Im as soft as a babies bottom, And used in many different needs and niches, As puffy as the clouds, While giving you comfort. What am I?
I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
It's wrong to be right.
Humans are born with 300 bones in their body, however when a person reaches adulthood they only have 206 bones. This occurs because many of them join together to make a single bone
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.
On television, Dr. Gregory House's apartment number is "221B," a nod to what famous literary sleuth's address?
Have a White Christmas
Rafting
Have a firm handshake.
Mars is the home of Olympus Mons, the largest known volcano in our solar system
Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless.
Why wasn't Catrina put in jail after killing hundreds of people?
See gorillas in the wild
Groundhopping
On average, what is the most abundant gas released into the atmosphere by a volcano?
When something goes wrong in life, just shout "plot twist!" and carry on.
44% of kids watch television before they go to sleep
A caramel candy brand since 1903,Werther's Original is named after a town in the Westphalia region of what country?
What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? "May my thoughts be with them".
For us, holding on to religious rules, and following them, and refraining from what's forbidden, and being diligent with our duties, what do we call that? That's what we call freedom.
Where did the pilgrims land when they arrived in america?
Dog walking
Attend a traditional black tie ball
Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then.
What did the one wall say to the other wall? "Meet you at the corner"
Hope is a necessity for normal life and the major weapon against the suicide impulse.
Sugar Bear (the mascot for Golden Crisps cereal) was born in 1963
A book about fashion and gay culture "Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" takes its title from what Christmas carol?
what hears but has no ears, what speakes but has no mouth?
Travel the Silk Road
Geocaching
If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens.
The deepest mine in the world is the East Rand mine, which goes to a depth of about 3,585 metres
The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do...
The best protection any woman can have... is courage.
In the classic Shel Silverstein book "The Giving Tree," what type of tree gives its fruit to a little boy?
Whats Brown and has a tail and a head?
Sculling
Attend the Country Music Festival
Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
In 1865, the U.S. Secret Service was first established for the specific purpose to combat the counterfeiting of money
I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.
Spend the night in a ryokan
How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon
Home improvement
A caramel candy brand since 1903,Werther's Original is named after a town in the Westphalia region of what country?
NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
Make choices and dont look back.
A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish.
In the seventies, a group of American artists seized the means not of production but of reproduction. They tore apart visual culture at a time of no money, no market, and no one paying attention except other artists. Vietnam and Watergate had happened everything in America was being questioned.
In the Broadway musical "Cats," costumed actors romp around a set designed to look like a what?
Give me anything and I'll grow, But if you give me water I will shurely die...
Go whitewater rafting
Beach volleyball
A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs
black within and read without, with four corners round about, what am I
Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS.
My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque...
For those who have come here illegally, they might have a transition time to allow them to set their affairs in order. And then go back home and get in line with everybody else. And if they get in line and they apply to become a citizen and get a green card, they will be treated like everybody else.
Celebrate Thanksgiving in the United States
Lapidary
A 2011 New York Times obituary for the late Peter Falk discussed the actor's 30-plus year gig as what TV character?
At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.
Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders.
The reason why hair turns gray as we age is because the pigment cells in the hair follicle start to die, which is responsible for producing "melanin" which gives the hair colour
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
A caramel candy brand since 1903,Werther's Original is named after a town in the Westphalia region of what country?
Weight in my belly, Trees on my back. Nails in my ribs, Feet I do lack.
Life Science
Drink sake in Japan
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes
That's the real secret to job creation - not borrowing and spending more money in Washington.
Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it!
A cast member of the AMC series "Hell On Wheels," rapper/actor Lonnie Lynn, Jr. is better known by what stage name?
what is a precious chest, that is perfectly smooth and round, that has nought hinge or lid, yet a golden treasure inside is hid?
Respect your elders.
Collecting
Dance on a bar
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because the octopus was well armed.
A 2010 Time magazine article debunks the myth that what group of people are "spoiled,selfish,solitary misfits"?
You are sitting in a white room that has no windows or doors. All that's in the room is a table and a mirror. How do you escape?
The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long
Reading
Quality beats quantity.
Travel the Karakorum Highway
Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop.
One-third pound stalk of broccoli contains more vitamin C than 204 apples
There's an internal battle. I need to work, I need to work, I need to work and I need to be home with my kids and the kids win.
What is greater than god... meaner than the devil... what poor people have... and what rich people don't have
Look people in the eye.
Rafting
Sing for a live audience
In the board game Risk,what continent has the most territories for a player to occupy?
In 1967, the IMAX film system was invented by Canadian Ivan Grame Ferguson to premier at Expo 67.
I do not know what the spirit of a philosopher could more wish to be than a good dancer. For the dance is his ideal, also his fine art, finally also the only kind of piety he knows, his 'divine service.'
I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating
In the classic version of Monopoly, the two "utility companies" are Water Works and the what?
Never buy cheap cling film.
Leather crafting
Visit Kolmanskop
A farmer needed help moving sacks of grain, so he got his assistent to help him. The farmer carried 1 sack of grain, the assistent carried 2 sacks. Who carried the heavier load, the farmer of his assistent.
Maybe you are the 'cool' generation If coolness means a capacity to stay calm and use your head in the service of ends passionately believed in, then it has my admiration.
Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School.
The average price for a major league baseball game in 2004 is $19.82
The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity.
Pen Spinning
Attend a WWE event at Madison Square Garden
In the children's classic "Goodnight Moon," what is the last thing that is bid "Goodnight"?
A wise man riding a camel came to a small town on Friday, he stayed for two days and he left on friday. How is this possible?
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas!
NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
Your 40s are a major trough. About the age of 50, feelings of satisfaction begin to rebound and keep rising into your 50s, 60s and 70s, with health being a major factor.
On Home Depot's web site, "islands" are items marked for what room of the house?
Auto detailing
Stand at Australia’s northernmost point
does money grow on trees
Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the "L" out of them!
The Ancient Greek women made a type of cheek blush by painting their cheeks with herbal pastes which was made out of crushed berries and seeds
I think for voters what matters is the values that drive the government.
There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks. How many ducks are there?
Give up your seat for someone who needs it.
On the cartoon series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, which character usually wears an ascot?
Fly in a wingsuit
Squash
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley
Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact.
On the New York Stock Exchange,what company uses the apt stock symbol "ZZ"?
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
Model engineering
Visit the Big Banana
The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge.
A man and a boy fell down a building. The Ambulance came but there was only 1 space so the man said to the boy to go because he has a longer life. When he went to hospital the nurse said this is my son.who was the nurse?
How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap.
Men are the dreams of a shadow.
The cross bow was invented by the Chinese and records of its usage goes back to as far as the Three Kingdom Period (220 a.d.-280 a.d.).
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
WHAT COMES ONCE IN A MINUTE, TWICE IN A MOMENT, BUT YOU WILL NEVER SEE IT IN A THOUSAND YEARS?
Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick.
Sailing
Visit the Lotus Temple
What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
In 1865, the U.S. Secret Service was first established for the specific purpose to combat the counterfeiting of money
The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding.
`Famous for their work on modernist furniture design, Charles and Ray Eames were related how?
Visit Kakadu
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
Pottery
Why?
Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
You are trapped in a room with only a piano, a table, mirror and a locked door. How do you get out. (You cannot bust down the door or knock through the walls or anything like that.) (Hint: It is a cartoonish way you get out.)
The fur of the binturong, also known as the "Asian Bear Cat," smells like popcorn. The scent is believed to come from a gland located near the tail
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
A Boston native,what late night host's sister made her film debut as one of the Eklund sisters in "The Fighter"?
Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour.
Board sports
Sit on a jury
What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street
Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.
On the Great Seal of the United States,the eagle holds in its beak a scroll bearing what Latin phrase?
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana
See a show in Las Vegas
If you have the chance, take it!
Shoemaking
Po likes Cho,Ming likes Loe,Pimp likes...
What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
One-third pound stalk of broccoli contains more vitamin C than 204 apples
A 2010 Billboard hit,"Dog Days are Over" is a song by the British band "Florence and the" what?
What spins round and round had two eyes,two ears,and one mouth and one nose???
Hold the door open for the next person.
Celebrate the Day of the Dead in Mexico
Rugby